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What is something that ISN’T Republican but FEELS Republican to you??
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RT @SperryComedy: The woman who booked me for the gig has now passed me along to accounting who is no longer responding to my emails @TimeO…
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RT @SperryComedy: @TimeOutChicago It shows that as a large company, you do not care about the independent contractors, artists & minimum wa…
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RT @SperryComedy: Hey @TimeOutChicago I performed a show for you over a month ago. You are currently in breach of contract and STILL have n…
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When the person that wins Best Actor is incapable of Acting like a sane person 😬😬😬😬
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What r u doing tonight chicagoooo??????????? Come to this! It’s late at night, that’s exciting!!! 11 pm at The Annoyance! Let’s live while you’re young, come on now!
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What fucking drugs are the writers of this show on? And where can I get them ????
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I will never reveal who the other two are!! Even under torture!
@lilshrimpsnack just said that I’m in the top 3 funniest people she knows and all her friends are comedians❗️NOBODY CAN TELL ME NOTHIN NOW
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CHICAGOOOO!!!!! This is one of my favorite lineups yet!! Come tonight at 8!!!!
24 hours from now, we’ll be in the thick of a killer show. Buy your tix now!
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