perfu... mysterious genderless lifeforms on the mountainside... they will either grant your wish or eat you alive, you have no idea, but you are also hoping they might kiss you while you're there...
my brain was infected, and i did start something stupid bc of that one wonchanfest game, but like. idk idk, idk who knows, here's a swimming instructor and single parent wonchan ft. jeonghan
#wipwed
i guess (this one's for you, babe [misses completely] @ quinnie)
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ tell me why we’re dreaming alone
#wonchan
⭑ 🔞 explicit ⭑ 38.5k words
✧ time travel/parallel universes au
✧ essentially: time & being still helplessly in love with your ex, the fic.
✧ written for
@seasonsofbingo
#seasonsofbingo
#sobingo_s5
ummm, hi, long time no see in the
#wipwed
department, but... here we have a wonchan college au where um, well. as you can see—chan, allegedly, wants to fuck wonwoo so bad it makes him look stupid. (ft. leebros & soonhoon est rs)
offering this (wonchan)
#wipwed
as a peace offering to the tl (and the gods) before my final exam tomorrow🙏(spoiler: the concept is at least 3x more deranged than you might think it is from this snippet alone)
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ hold your breath (and take the dive)
wonwoo/chan ⭑ teen & up ⭑ 14k words
✧ university au
✧ there's a band & they go on vacation; ppl fall in love so quickly
✧ thing affectionately dubbed "summer wonchan" finally released from the dungeons
you can leave your halo at the entrance
𖥔 wonwoo/chan ⭑ explicit🔞 ⭑ 4.2k
✧ pwp, involves a bachelor party & a bkg lap dance
✧ self-inflicted jealousy, getting tgt, fingers lol
✧ written for
@seasonsofbingo
#seasonsofbingo
#sobingo_s7
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ press start, player two
soonyoung/jihoon
#soonhoon
⭑ teen&up ⭑ 9.4k words
✧ college/uni au ft. pro gamers
✧ kwon soonyoung miracle boy!!✨
✧ also ft. panicked gay!sy & confident gay!jh
✧ written for
@soonhoonficfest
🦦 i was supposed to give all members a backhug for three secs
🐯 oh? he didnt hug me?
🦦 i hugged you!
🐈⬛ you hugged me too?
🦦 i hugged all of you once!
⚔️ rlly? when did you hug me?
🦦 (to 🐈⬛) hyung i hugged you when you were playing the guitar
🐈⬛ ah... 😲
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ leave it all at the door
seungcheol/chan ⭑ 🔞 explicit ⭑ 5.3k words
✧ non-idol au, one night stands/pwp
✧ they meet in a laundry room. the rest i cannot justify.
✧ part of “when it’s just you and i”
ummm, so, here's a
#wipwed
from me 💗 this is part of a much bigger fic (and also a gifte for my beloved fwend) ermmm, pls have a snippet of rockstar wonchan
had a run in with a pretty stranger trying to hold the door open for her and she tried to hold the door open for me and we were both very flustered and she started giggling and was like "ty pretty girl, but I got it♡" & gently touched my arm. i will never stop thinking about her
leave stardust in your wake
𖥔 wonwoo/woozi ⭑ teen ⭑ 2.1k
✧ unconventional format (postcards & sns)
✧ strangers to friends to lovers
✧ written for
@seasonsofbingo
#seasonsofbingo
#sobingo_s7
ok but hear me out: ww who insists he's been taking pics of the scenery and wz who reviews the pics after and is like, "why is it all me?" and ww has to give him this sheepish smile bc oops looks like i couldnt take my eyes off you, and he's like. hehe can i post them? 🫠🫠
happy
#wipwed
btw!! i have no idea if i'm ever going to pick this one back up but it sure is wonchan and um. idk what else to add for commentary? (chan's a str*pper?)
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ would you mind it if i said i’m into you?
#junshua
⭑ 🔞mature ⭑ 8.4k words
✧ poor rationality, hr policy violations: left & right, and convenience
✧ written for
@svtrarebingo
#svtrarebingo
✧ filled squares: office au, p/rn with feelings
oh my god speaking of reading intense stuff in public, yday i was reading p*rn on the bus and the girl tapped me on the shoulder @ her stop to be like, can u tell me which fic that was? and i almost died
it's so funny when i see twts about "do you read your own fic" like of fucking course i do who do you think i cook for, i take a bite of this shit and i'm like, god damn i am a fucking genius this is so delicious
#wipwed
..! from a fic that has gotten out of hand..!! i don't know if i can legally call this "wonchan exes to lovers in a very convoluted time travel au", but i promise that's what it was supposed to be 🫠
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ smoking roses
seungcheol/jeonghan
#jeongcheol
⭑ teen&up⭑ 3.1k words
✧ broken band au ft. some past bkg relationships
✧ this would be exes to lovers if they ever dated
✧ alt: jh shotguns sc & he thinks abt it for 10 years
the shift in fandom to shun rps/rpf is genuinely still so strange to me bc this is very clearly an industry that benefits from capitalisation of delusion and/or shipping. i've been writing for 14 years and cohabitation used to be a given, but returning to witch hunts feels crazy
my favourite thing about this clip is that chan looks like he's reacting for the camera initially but then his eyes widen fr bc he's like, genuinely floored by how ridiculous this suggestion is that he feels genuinely touched
going seventeen 2020 ep.5 boo seungkwans past life destiny
#1
🍊: wonwoo-ssi, dont you feel bad as dino chose shua?
🐈⬛: (sweet) no, ill change my name to shua
🍊: jeon shua!
god i cant get over chan making such a rail me face in the seasons greeting, he literally is like, good morning, i have toast in my mouth, do u know what else i could have in my mouth
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ hyperacuity codex
minghao/seungcheol
#cheolhao
⭑ teen ⭑ 2.3k words
✧ assassins au
✧ found family (?) assassins stake out an abandoned church; minghao finds a home in them
✧ written for
@minghaofest
obsessed with how wonchanist nation is quite literally "we miss wonchan" every single day and then they (just wonwoo) do something and we're just like, LOOK AT HIM. PATHETIC. and it cycles.
ok i lied, i do have a
#wipwed
- this is a gift for a beloved friend (cough cough
@raindropcheols
) but it sure is in progress and sometimes i think i'm funny so here is some cheolsoo that is slightly deranged
was complaining to my friend abt how some words in english sound to pretentious to be pronounced the way they are and she was dead silent for a bit before she was like, well, iri, you speak french. and im distraught
ummm, sharing
#wipwed
...! it's been a long time since i shared wonchan for a wipwed?? i think?? it feels like?? did i do that last week?? anyway, i promise there's a reason that he is being called jungchan... this is also a part of my channie cannes entry, i think...!
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ my fate, come and kiss me
wonwoo/chan
#wonchan
⭑ teen&up ⭑ 8.4k words
✧ alchemy of souls!au
✧ setting-typical bodyswap, hopeful ending
✧ (wonwoo is not jang uk :>)
✧ written for bring dino to cannes!
not to be batshit insane but the apollo (jun) and the wings (hoshi) to me spells out icarus and the sun, and TO ME, this is making me so deranged about soonhui i'm going to be sick
here is
#wipwed
, i hope u guys missed summer wonchan, which i will definitely be posting in the winter, because EYE missed summer wonchan (i can't remember if i've shared this snippet before or not)
u know what actually bodies me abt this video tho? it's the way ww does not move his eyes away and when chan laughs, he smiles like he's so satisfied with himself and— (agonized screaming into the void)
the 30 kudos and a dream is so real, you find the best writing when ur author is so deep in the trenches that all they care about is putting the love on paper. no one cares but them and they care enough for five universe's ten lifetimes
i see sooo many guides on how to search for what u want on ao3 that suggest to sort by kudos because "you'll get the best fics by looking for the most popular" WHAT A SAD WAY TO LIVE!!! some of the best writing i have ever read ever is by authors with 30 kudos and a dream
every time i find out a fellow carat friend is also exo l, the first thing out of my mouth is: SEUNGCHEOL WOULD HAVE TO CALL SEHUN HYUNG ISNT THAT FUCKED UP—
at redmaretoronto2019, the girl sitting beside me told me she liked my fit and asked if she could kiss my cheek because "irene would approve of homosexuality" and proceeded to cling to me during every ment to whisper translations and i have never stopped thinking about her
break you down and fuck you over, baby
𖥔 wonwoo/woozi ⭑ explicit 🔞 ⭑ 5k
✧ pwp, fwbs, crossdressing, mirror sex
✧ restraints, under-negotiated kink
✧ jh in a skirt.
✧ for
@sage_139
💘
✧ written for
@seasonsofbingo
#seasonsofbingo
#sobingo_s7
sorry, not to be batshit insane, but is anyone else looking at his hand? like, is anyone else seeing this. is it not enough to just whisper to him, do u need to— (shrieking)
191226 SEVENTEEN China Fansign Interview
wonwoo whispering to dino after the host told them that the nickname cn carats gave dino (小水獭) translates to baby otter~
not to be me but older more experienced siren convincing fresh blood that "it's totally okay to lure men to their death with your stunning beauty omg baby don't worry we all do it the first time is the scariest i know omgggggg"
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ something in the way you wanna talk
wonwoo/jihoon ⭑ explicit🔞 ⭑ 1.8k words
✧ i can't explain this one. it's """canonverse"""
✧ written for
@seasonsofbingo
#seasonsofbingo
#sobingo_s6
✧ filled square(s): porn with feelings
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ if you love me, won’t you say something?
joshua/woozi ⭑ teen ⭑ 3.4k words
✧ college/uni au, getting tgt
✧ part 2 of “show me the side streets of your life”
✧ written for
@svtrarebingo
#svtrarebingo
✧ filled square(s): free space(s)
understand that if hyungwon has any say in the outcome, the only two who stand a fighting chance are changkyun and jeonghan, whom have both been confirmed on record as "the only people hyungwon would get up at 3am for if they called"
new show idea would be putting jeonghan, xiumin, soobin, dongwook, a couple of ZB1 members, monsta x’s rapline and any other idol queuing up in a room together and make them compete for a date with hyungwon. i would watch
have i ever told u guys the story abt me tipping a salad cashier $12 for my $8 salad bc she called me pretty and i didn't know how to function and promptly ran away
u ever write a fic for a ship that isn't your otp but involves one of them, and then you accidentally give them history like it's second nature or something because
my next love letter to chan is going to be a 69k fic where 90% of the time, the narrator (totally not me) is sobbing into their hands about how he needs to be railed because his heart is pure and big and he deserves it. thank you.
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ the formula between us is right here
soonyoung/jun ⭑ teen & up ⭑ 3.5k words
✧ hi, dear secret santa 💘 it's me, your santa
✧ exes to lovers bc soonhui like eo way too much ft. 96z bffl
✧ written for
@17secretsanta
✧ 🎁 for
@xiaoslanhua
stretched and grabbed my otter plushie before i, mortified, realized i was grabbing him by the throat and immediately apologized to him, but now i have brainworms about ... lee chan.
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ wipe blood off your teeth
minghao/chan
#chanhao
⭑ teen&up ⭑ 5.3k words
✧ uni au ft. fantasy elements & a band
✧ and a humiliating crush
✧ written for
@enchanting0211
as young gods we lie awake
𖥔 mingyu/minghao ⭑ teen ⭑ 3.5k
✧ non-famous au ft. fantasy elements
✧ vampire/human r/s; light angst
✧ established relationships... but not really?: established confusion and the after effects.
✧ written for
@mingyuficfest
an ao3 wrapped from yours truly! ✨mb there are some unexpected answers, but hehe! (will do my standard dw post with more detail mb next week!)
pls be grateful i decided against handwriting this / will link blank & the links to all the fics i mentioned in the replies (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)