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I turned 26 at midnight and the tv glitched to a subtitle that said โ€œI love you!โ€ ..if thatโ€™s not a gift from my mom I genuinely donโ€™t know what is
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female body types going in and out of style proves that on some level weโ€™re still viewed as a commodity
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We used to wear outfits :((((( Now we wear housefits :(((((
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but whereโ€™s the 10 minute version of fergalicious
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Iโ€™ve been on YouTube this long: -MAC mineralized skinfinish natural -The Lex and Syd Show -Live Love Collab -Fafinettex3 -China Glaze Nail Polish -Coastal Scents Pallet -Juicystar07โ€™s Tennessee Room Tour
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Iโ€™m either having three outfit changes per day or three outfit changes per week and there is really no in between
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please learn this if you havenโ€™t yet: a clear โ€œnoโ€ is more graceful than a vague or noncommittal โ€œyesโ€
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3 years
you had to be there
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4 years
So, my mom used to work at Teavanna. Her coworker mixed together three different teas and named it โ€œLiquid Xanax.โ€ My mom has some at home, so she made me a cup at 10pm last night and I just woke up.
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we let whipped cream be rebranded as โ€œcold foamโ€ without batting an eyelash
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Female body types should not be a trend
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August is about CONSIDERATION Respond to your texts Be honest early. Donโ€™t flake when you knew all along you were never going to go. Stack your plates and silverware at restaurants. Make your serverโ€™s job a lil easier. Good deeds every day ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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ok my parents got my college tuition for xmas and my grandma got me a therapist. yโ€™all my mental ability in 2018 is about off ! the ! chain !
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thereโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ a ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผdifference ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ between ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ enjoying ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ your ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ own ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ company ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ isolating ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ yourself
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*one yellow leaf falls* me: time to rewatch Gossip Girl
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5 years
On the count of three, pose like Mary Kate and Ashley
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airbnb sucks now
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White people who โ€œdonโ€™t know how to helpโ€ or are โ€œafraid of doing it wrongโ€ find your strengths and use them to take action. Good with words? Speak. Financially well off? Donate. Artistic? Create a visual to make others understand. Admittedly uneducated? Read.
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petitioning for an Aquamarine 2
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it is not new years eve anymore it is betty whiteโ€™s night
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i notice everything, i just act like i don't
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phone keys wallet vodka lipgloss
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i want to make it clear to anyone that thinks iโ€™m a โ€œball of light and positivityโ€ iโ€™m also an asshole
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6 years
Guy before our date last night: โ€œI find you fascinating. I want to take you out and pick your brainโ€ Guy while on our date: *spends the entire night speaking about himself, never takes a breath to ask one question, and interups me moments after I get a word in*
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โ€œGrief, Iโ€™ve learned, is really just love. Itโ€™s all the love you want to give, but cannot. All that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go.โ€ -Jamie Anderson
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living in a home where our family photos are hung in frames that say "Live Laugh Love"
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yโ€™all if news is fake imagine history
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yo i'm tryina put this on a hoodie
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Iโ€™m lucky to have made it out of high school alive what a scary thing to be grateful for
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ASK ME OUT YOU STUPID BOY ! DONT YOU UNDERSTAND HOW CUTE WE WOULD BE TOGETHER
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โ€œyou have great skinโ€ thank you my routine costs $392
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6 years
I have this reoccurring nightmare where my future child comes home from the thrift store with one of those โ€œdonโ€™t talk to me before coffeeโ€ โ€œI hate mondaysโ€ or โ€œpizza is lifeโ€ graphic tees and says โ€œMom look at this sick vintage T-shirt I foundโ€
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eating a bagel is a sad process because the more bites you take the closer you are to it being gone
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They shouldve just cancelled the semester like whoโ€™s actually learning rn
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IG wellness bitches really be over complicating their healthy habits with fancy terms on their stories like โ€œhydrotherapy is the only thing helping me through my stress ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ€ girl youโ€™re just taking a bath
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america? never heard of her, don't know her
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๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ http://t.co/xW5Jimuhzg
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Spring has sprung in Brooklyn
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imagine if miscommunication didn't exist. imagine if everything you ever said was received and understood exactly as you meant it
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little miss too stoned on accident
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when I said โ€œhot girl summerโ€ I did not mean getting texted a sex tape from the married family friend
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currently looking for my next ex boyfriend
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Tell me how I was more wild at 15 than 21
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my mom was too sweet and gentle for this world
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who throws the parties where everyones sweaty from dancing too hard and making out w eachother and phones arent allowed bc id like an invite
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February is about DILIGENCE Plan ahead and stay on track. Work smarter, not harder Genuinely try your best. You deserve to show yourself what youโ€™re made of! If we want a beautiful garden by the end of the year, we must plant our seeds now ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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The world is falling apart and Taco Bell decides now is the time to get rid of potatoes
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i messed around a bit with my vans
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give your mom a tight hug for me
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Three years ago, these boys I met in London were sad I left for Spain. One week into my Madrid trip, I get a call from one of them & he says, โ€œAlright, weโ€™re hereโ€ THESE BOYS FLEW TO SPAIN UNANNOUNCED BC THEY MISSED ME! idk what bullshit I was on but wow id like to get back on it
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Am I dating? No. Do I have a crush? Also, no. Am I ready to be a wife? Yes.
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to me, "rich" is being able to buy last minute plane tickets to another country without thinking twice
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Before I make any decisions, I ask myself โ€œdoes this or does this not contribute to hot girl summer?โ€
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i'm so cheap when it comes to shopping the sale section. a $400 jacket could be on sale for $90 and i'd still be like "hmm but its not $5.."
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If youโ€™re not political, then youโ€™re either dumb, selfish, or privileged.
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3 years
moment of silence for new yorkโ€™s recovery
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friends can break your heart too
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April is about ELEVATION Get a haircut Get a pedicure Maybe a new outfit Go for a run Hang a piece of art on your wall Ask yourself, โ€œIs the future me going to thank me for how Iโ€™m spending this time?โ€ Yes, keep going sis. If you said no, kick it up a notch kid!
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conversation starters: -do you believe in time travel? -whatโ€™s the last lie you told? -what part of the human body would you redesign? -have you ever seen god? -where would you hide buried treasure? -if it was your choice, what would you have named yourself?
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well, @MakeupbyMandy24 's birthday party.. here we come http://t.co/RveNuvNcHM
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9 years
sometimes, when Jack and I are sad ..we come to Trader Joes to get free coffee samples and grieve...
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i didnt choose the human experience like fuck why am i not a sound or something
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dude you can have black friends & STILL be racist. you can go on a mission trip & STILL be a shit person ..moral licensing isn't an excuse
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imagine the Olivia Jade โ€œI got expelledโ€ vlogs
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when he โ€œgot that big dick energyโ€ but really has a small dick.. :(
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oh man.. today was a good one ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒธ
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March is about PATIENCE Itโ€™s a hard time of year, because winter is feeling endless. Spring is coming- just hang on a little longer Cook something fresh Clean out the junk drawer Go see a show Revisit a goal you had in January
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we look like spice girls
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Kehlani is my Beyoncรฉ
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i cut off my hair
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being a bride would be so embarrassing but... getting to use the word husband is so sexy
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2 years
I donโ€™t take advil when I get a headache I smoke weed like a grown up
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@lexie
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7 years
i actively love hanging out with myself. idk.. me and me have so much fun together
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
5 years
My date and I ordered a bottle for the table. After my second glass, I chugged my wine thinking it was water, then I chugged my water glass which the waitress accidentally filled with wine by mistake so now Iโ€™m four glasses deep and aggressively tipsy by complete accident
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
3 years
call your mom <3
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
6 years
Hi, can I have a vodka almond milk?
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
7 years
i'm so god damn sensitive. i'll go outside and nearly tear up because I see how beautiful the weather is
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
8 years
when generalizing protesters, police, republicans or democrats. keep in mind that there are decent and indecent people within every group
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
6 years
I don't know how to see a zit on my face and not pop it lock it polka dot it country-fy and hip hop it
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@lexie
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7 years
banning abortions isn't stopping abortions !! it's just stopping the safe ones
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
6 years
LA girls on snap: 3 min long story featuring various videos of them in cute face filters NYC girls on snap: one 3 second ambiguous pic of the corner of a fork
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
7 years
been waiting years for someone to notice my sparkle
@TheHomieAndyy
Andy
7 years
Ugly girls are the new wave
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@lexie
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3 years
my mom is still my #1 fan
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
7 years
friendly reminder to get 8-10 hours of sleep a night so you don't feel like napping in the middle of your day #sleeprechargesyou
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
8 years
fuck a foot.
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
2 years
well it happened iโ€™m 26 years old and have forgotten how to do long division
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@lexie
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3 years
I can't believe people my age want babies like no sis IM baby
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@lexie
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6 years
*me, high, looking in the mirror* Bitch you look like a Picasso rough draft
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
4 years
Blonde girls had blue walls in middle school and brunettes had lime green
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
7 years
i want to get a 2017 planner that doesn't suck. no polka dots, no chevron, and definitely no motivational quotes in gold cursive.
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
7 years
Claudia's in New York! We can't look at eachother though.. if we make too much eye contact, we start to cry a little
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
6 years
Best condiments: 13. They 12. Cannot 11. Be 10. Ranked 9. Because 8. Each 7. Person 6. Has 5. Their 4. Own 3. Individual 2. Preferences 1. Honey Mustard
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
8 years
i want an entirely new wardrobe and i would like someone else to fund it
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
6 years
i imagine the world would be a better place if everyone regularly saw a therapist
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
7 years
depression is waking up in the morning and feeling overwhelmed and upset knowing you're awake now and have to deal with the day
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
6 years
treat a woman right
@CaptainDrake__
Justus
6 years
What can't Chris brown do
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
7 years
start living ur best life right now because the news is showing us every day we've got no time to waste!
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@lexie
โ˜… ๐ŸŽ€ @๐“๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’ ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…
3 years
I love being an academic moon and a bimbo rising
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