Ian Ackerfuck
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🔞 I like Levi on my yogurt. Or yogurt on my Levi. Urgh. Both. (A member of Rivaereri Fam) /30/
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Some of Ereri/Rivaere stuff I made up in my head 😊😊
Ereri/Rivaere 🗝🍵 (DARK) 🔞
~You're my honeybunch sugarplum~~
His once favorite white long sleeves is now drenched with the blood of his once alive fiancee. Levi was running for his dear life to get out of that place.
~Pumpy umpy umpkin~~
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#ereri
M as Levi's daughter
Mikasa: Yo daddy so dumb,he went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth!
Eren: Yo daddy so tight,he calls me daddy every night too!
M and A: ...
Eren: Oh,right. We're supposed to tell jokes,not facts.Can I go again?
Mikasa and Armin: What?
Eren: What?
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Rivaere 🍵🗝
Eren: Good night, babe. I love you.
Levi: Good night. I love you too.
Eren: You hang up first.
Levi: Okay.
*end call*
*after two seconds*
~~Eren calling~~
Eren: LEVI ACKERMAN! DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON ME?! 🤨🤬
Levi: 😶😑
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#ereri
🗝🍵
It has been a year and a half since Levi and Eren got divorced. Being in the same tight circle of friends, the two were civil enough to join every gathering of the gang.
When Eren got his freedom, hot men and gorgeous women pleaded to get a taste of him. And he...
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#ereri
🗝🍵
#pining
#bestfriendsAU
Part 5
After a month of Levi dating Porco, Eren asked. "So how are things going with you and Galliard?"
"We're good."
"Does he treat you well?"
"He does."
Eren forced a smile. "Okay."
"Actually-"
"He's lunatic, isn't he? I knew there's
#ereri
🗝🍵
#pining
#slowburn
#bestfriendsAU
Part 4
Today is Saturday. It's the day Levi will meet that Porco for their date.
Friday night before, Eren was totally cool with it. He wished for Levi's nice and smooth date.
"Uuuurrrggh... UUURRGGHH... Aaaw... God... It hurts."
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#ereri
Bestfriends au;Jealous Eren 🗝🍵 (pt 1)
"How dare you change my song!" Levi snatched his phone from his bestfriend, who was too comfortable lying on his bed, feet on the wall.
"That's not a song. It's a freaking noise." Eren retorted, clearing his left ear with a finger.
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#ereri
🍵🗝
Levi: Cheetos or Doritos?
Eren: Sex.
Levi: Swimming or hiking?
Eren: Sex.
Levi: Britney or Beyonce?
Eren: Sex.
Levi: Eren, that's not even in the options!
Eren: BUT I WANT SEX, LEVI!!!!!!
Levi: 😑😑😑
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#ereri
🗝🍵
#pining
#bestfriendsAU
Part 2
"Levi! Is it true?!"
Levi gave Armin a death glare at the ruckus he's giving him during lunch. "What's true?"
"You received a love letter?!"
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#ereri
🗝🍵
#pining
#bestfriendsAU
Part 3
Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Taptaptaptaptap.
Eren's foot had been thumping the table for half an hour. His eyes narrowing at the door of their dorm, then to his cellphone to see if there's any message.
Levi Ackerman is going to date somebody.
#ereri
🗝🍵
#pining
#bestfriendsAU
Part 2
"Levi! Is it true?!"
Levi gave Armin a death glare at the ruckus he's giving him during lunch. "What's true?"
"You received a love letter?!"
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I love it when Ereri wins. Fam doesn't even ask for it, they just pour. ❤💗😘
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#ereri
🗝🍵
#bestfriendsAU
Part 6
"What stroke is he good at?"
"He's really good at different swimming styles."
"Do you always watch his practice in the pool?" Eren asked again. The two were sitting cozily on the sofa while some random news played on the tv.
#ereri
🗝🍵
#pining
#bestfriendsAU
Part 5
After a month of Levi dating Porco, Eren asked. "So how are things going with you and Galliard?"
"We're good."
"Does he treat you well?"
"He does."
Eren forced a smile. "Okay."
"Actually-"
"He's lunatic, isn't he? I knew there's
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#ereri
Bestfriends au;Jealous Eren 🗝🍵 (pt 2)
And that was how Eren found himself standing on the middle of thousands of fans, barking at this... this... Horse! They all should be in a farm.
Eren grunted for the nth time, pushing someone on his left with his arm. The girl kept
#ereri
Bestfriends au;Jealous Eren 🗝🍵 (pt 1)
"How dare you change my song!" Levi snatched his phone from his bestfriend, who was too comfortable lying on his bed, feet on the wall.
"That's not a song. It's a freaking noise." Eren retorted, clearing his left ear with a finger.
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AOT will end, but my love for Levi, Eren, and the rivaereri ship will NEVER. 🗝🍵
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#ereri
🗝🍵
#pining
#slowburn
#bestfriendsAU
Part 4
Today is Saturday. It's the day Levi will meet that Porco for their date.
Friday night before, Eren was totally cool with it. He wished for Levi's nice and smooth date.
"Uuuurrrggh... UUURRGGHH... Aaaw... God... It hurts."
#ereri
🗝🍵
#pining
#bestfriendsAU
Part 3
Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Taptaptaptaptap.
Eren's foot had been thumping the table for half an hour. His eyes narrowing at the door of their dorm, then to his cellphone to see if there's any message.
Levi Ackerman is going to date somebody.
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Three tags, ereri fam.
KIDNAPPING. STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. POSSESSIVE EREN.
*intense screaming* I'm obsessed with Eren being maaaaadly obsessed with Levi!!!
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I absolutely love when EL artists make Levi's face fits Eren's hand like this. Eren's like, "Yeah. Try to resist me, bish. Just try."
And Levi's like, "Mmmhh. Mmmmhh. Mmmh."
*sighs lovingly* 💖💖💖
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His eyes fell on his own wrist, turning it to see the words burning him still after all this time. Levi Yeager.
Hearing his laughter after so long, Eren knew this hard to accept damning fact.
Levi has moved on.
And he has not.
(END)
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It's Eren and Levi after the director wrapped up the final shoot of AOT series. The real life husbands can finally go home, eat, rest, cuddle, then fuck, then cuddle, then fuck, then cuddle, then fuck, then-
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E: Damn! He's fucking hot, perfect, and-
M: 'Scuse me! You're not single anymore, Eren.
E: I sure am now.
*runs after Levi "The Wrong yet a lot Hotter Ackerman"* 😎
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That's because for these past eight years, nothing on this universe is topping the stupidity of falling in love with your bestfriend.
With Eren Jaeger.
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I am so missing this story. Y'all have no idea. Also, Trish's Black Sun. 😭😭❤❤❤❤
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He typed the name hard on his phone's screen, one could hear each tap.
Eren squinted his eyes as he scrolled Porco's pictures on Instagram. The grimace got bigger and bigger. "He is not hot all." He stared at him in much dissatisfaction.
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Their mouths parted in huge O, though before anyone could react with cheers and confirmation, one question from a seemingly pissed Eren roared above them all.
"Who the fuck?"
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Idc what year or what pair is canon and acceptable in your eyes, Levi x Eren is the hottest and cutest pair in AOT.
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Ereri 🗝🍵 ft. Jean
Eren swore he felt four pearls of his boba drink choked him. "Come again!" He spat, looking at Jean incredulously.
"I said I'm gonna ask your best friend to be my date on the upcoming prom." Jean winked at him, sipping his Hokkaido milktea.
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He never even posts a single picture of Jean in his social media accounts. Unlike with Eren's face.
Never mentions Jean to his bestfriend Hange. Unlike with Eren's name.
"Levi and I..."
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Well, it's not like he cares anymore. Eren knew he has long forgotten the feelings. Even before that night he told Levi he wanted a divorce.
"We're getting married." Jean had never sounded so proud and happy.
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#ereri
🗝🍵
#bestfriendsAU
Part 8
"You fucking piece of shit!"
"What?" Eren flinched from sitting on their sofa, when Levi barged in, fuming, hauling his backpack on the culprit's head. "That hurts."
"Guinea pigs?" Levi was truly seething.
"They're adorable, Levi. They're-"
#ereri
🗝🍵
#bestfriendsAU
Part 7
They've been driving for half an hour. Destination,nowhere. Historia glanced at her boyfriend. He's eerily quiet since they left the school, but still the frustration and rage stirring inside was nonstop. "Eren. What's wrong with you?"
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*drools* Fuck. Eren is so gorgeous and soooo sinfully hot.
No wonder Levi is getting up early to wake his husband. By sucking that massive cawk.
進🎍の🐲人
エ🕊️ン×リ❤️🩹ァイ
エレリオンリー「人類最強ダーリン!!」
継続開催お願いいたします！
#ひらいて赤ブー
あけましておめでとうございます。
今年もよろしくお願いします🙆🏻
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He fell deaf to his surroundings. Armin was clapping, while Sasha choked on her chicken. In the midst of congratulatory cheers and warm hugs that erupted to the engaged couple, Eren silently stepped outside to the patio of the restaurant.
Finally, Levi has moved on.
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Not even his most sought freedom could fathom what he is feeling now, staring at Levi's raised arm to join the toast, then to his wrist.
The once Eren Yeager tattoed wrist.
Now, covered with Kirstein's face.
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Omega Levi running for his life because a goose is chasing his ass sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This is truly what happened in the end, fam. ❤
#ひらいて赤ブー
進👣の👣人
エレリオンリー 人類最強ダーリン!!
今後も開催よろしくお願いいたします！
エレリ幸せになってくれ〜ッ😭🙏
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🗝💗🍵
(Everyone was like... "👀👀👀 Eren?") lol
(Idk why but I just enjoy imagining this. Forgive me for how cringey the parts could get. Not really a good writer. 😅 Maybe this will have a few parts too, if anyone is interested.)
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He satisfied each craving of theirs.
Now dining in Armin's restaurant, Eren was about to refuse some pasta which Krista, his girl for the week, was pointing on the table, when they all turned to Jean, who stood shyly from the other end of their table.
Jean.
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As he willed himself to take a look back inside from the glass walls, Erwin initiated for a toast. He really should be there too.
But not even his thick steel of pride could make him walk after seeing the huge blissful smile of Levi as Jean hugged him tightly from behind.
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That image of Levi on his knees, begging him that night to stay and fix things up. That last long ringing call from Levi before he signed the papers, which Eren chose to not answer, for he was busy fucking Floch right under him.
Finally...
Levi...
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That was when Eren tuned back in, just in time when Jean gave his husband, ex-husband, beside him a soft smile and offered a hand.
Levi stared back at Jean and held his hand as he stood. And then, he saw that familiar look in Levi's eyes as his eyes were locked on Jean.
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Armin told him five months ago how Jean and his ex-husband have begun dating. Yeah, sure, they are.
He heard Mikasa once that maybe it was just a bluff. Eren knew Levi since they were college. He's the kind of man who will shout your name to the world every chance he gets.
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366 days to go wild, crazy and fall in love all over again to Ereri/Rivaere???
FUCKING YES!!!
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Eren finished his drink in one go, then stared at Levi with a low voice, "Two in the afternoon."
An awkward silence filled the table. Eren and Porco both smiled at each other, fangs ready to bare. Levi's eyes moved back and forth at the two.
"Very interesting." Armin grinned.
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Remember when we'd gone wild and crazy in fast switching lanes in the rp accounts of
@Corporal_Levi
@brighteyed_eren
during the rivaere angst era? Madness. I savored every twt in a thread they made. Thank you for all the wonderful works and the exhilarating ride for the fandom.💖
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Captain Levi >>>>>>> everyone else
😂
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But with Jean?
There was nothing but silence and awkward glances and nods. They sit beside each other though everytime they hang around. But that's it.
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Eren Levi
@brighteyed_eren
[Despite his usual crudeness, Levi can be quite seductive when he wants to be. He stops three or four buttons down—giving Eren a peek at his muscled abdomen before quietly offering again,]
Sure you don't want to help?
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I got balloons! I got balloons! *jumps* lol Ngl, I've been using this app for too long , but it's my first time seeing this works on me. That's why, I'm so happy rn. 🤣🤣 I turned 30 today!!! 💗
And nope, I'm staying here, kids. 💃🏽 I got balloons! 🎈🎈🎈
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#ereri
🗝🍵
#bestfriendsAU
Part 7
They've been driving for half an hour. Destination,nowhere. Historia glanced at her boyfriend. He's eerily quiet since they left the school, but still the frustration and rage stirring inside was nonstop. "Eren. What's wrong with you?"
#ereri
🗝🍵
#bestfriendsAU
Part 6
"What stroke is he good at?"
"He's really good at different swimming styles."
"Do you always watch his practice in the pool?" Eren asked again. The two were sitting cozily on the sofa while some random news played on the tv.
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candles, then to Eren's bright, excited eyes. "They're perfect." He smiled back.
"Do you like it?"
Levi found himself, biting the inside of his lower lip. Do I like it? "Yeah."
Eren grinned wider.
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at the sight of that noise pollution maker. No way. No freaking way. "You know concerts are not my-"
"Please, Eren."
Stares.
"Please."
Fuck my life.
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Levi with tears on his face + Eren's proud, evil smirk going even faster in taking that ass
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Husbands ❤💚
アニメイトオンラインで予約開始！
進撃の巨人 ルームウェアver. ツインアクリルボード 【アニメイト先行販売】
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Some of his peers questioned his friendship with a gay kid,they said. Eren shut them everytime, even broke somebody's nose when that boy threw a book on Levi's forehead. No one can ever touch and treat Levi like that.
Everyone in this world can disappear, but not his bestfriend.
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"Oh Eren!"
When the voice of an overwhelmed lady echoed in the gym, Levi peeked and saw the tears in Historia's dolled-up blue eyes. Levi took that as the signal, with the flowers on his left hand at the back, he grabbed the placard using his right hand and
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I was emotional for some parts in the last ep, tho I gotta be honest. I am not THAT sad or broken that it ended already? Idk. I mean, I have AO3 and here to continue loving my Eren and Levi with everyone, soooo... Yeah. 🗝❤🍵
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POWER BOTTOM PRIEST LEVI riding handcuffed Eren's big dick
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Levi turning to a baby with the goal of making Mikasa bald. I knew little corporal had been waiting for this moment for his whole life. lmfaoooo
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skipped his way to them. The frilly light pink skirt of Hello Kitty bounced with his every step.
"Oh my gosh! You remembered!" Historia's eyes sparkled in glee as her favorite cartoon character came somewhat alive.
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Suddenly, the door on the far right opened with Connie peeking and making thumbs up sign. "Okay!" Eren said out loud, exhaling a breath of excitement. He quickly grabbed the huge head of Hello Kitty mascot on the floor and shoved it to Levi's head. "Go!"
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Levi almost stumbled with how heavy and hot the entire costume of the cat, as he ran to hide behind the sound system near the bleachers. A romantic song he'd never heard started to play on it.
He couldn't remember how many times he did this for him.
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@Lunatic_Ereh
And that was the poor man���s job. Imagine what could Eren do to those who’d dare flirt or lay a finger on his man??? Wicked.
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His bestfriend, Levi.
He knew Levi's sexuality since 8th grade. It was when he hung posters of Johnny Depp in his room, and then caught him kissing the actor's picture under his pillow and saying good night to it. It shocked Eren at first, though he found Levi so cute too.
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"I remember every single thing you say, Historia." Eren took her left hand and kissed it gently.
Levi rolled his eyes ever so slowly behind the mascot's head, swaying shyly from side to side, and definitely wanting to smack the signboard he's holding to Eren's head.
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I survived reading the EL Titanic fic, The Ship of Freedom, till the very end, I feel that I can now survive anything!!!!
To all who are scared because of the angst, (It was really the angst of the century), please. Hold on the very end. You'll say every tear is worth it too.
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I have my top faves of Ereri's filthiest and horniest smut, but FUCK!
@Voleynis
' Leaked Secrets skyrocketed against them all!
I swear on my life, fam. It's a crime to not read Voleyn's stories. I'm at 4/13 of her el works and they're all 🔥❤💦🔥❤💦
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The buzzer rang and the cheers erupted on Rose's side. His teammates began to take heavy steps back to the locker area, as Eren remained standing on the center, watching the ball bounced on the shiny floor.
48-64.
It was the worst game of his life.
__________________________
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AN ERERI VER OF DEVIL WEARS PRADA AND TITANIC ON AO3?!?! And these masterpieces are all made by one great author?!?! AND I'M ONLY LEARNING ABOUT THIS NOW?!! *explodes*
To EL nation, YOU. WILL. ALL. LOVE. THESE. SO. READ. THEM. NOW. TOO!!! 🔥💯🔥💯
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A notif from his cellphone.
He looked down and read whatever it was that popped on his screen.
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝!!!
- Brat
All of a sudden, wearing the stupid cat costume longer isn't that stupid anymore.
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All these freaking hot... Perfectly drawn ereri arts... With Captain Eren and his greatest treasure of all, his First Mate, his lover, Levi???
Goodness. Bless the kind, generous hearts of all these ereri artists.
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Still, ERERI. 💗💖❤💓
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𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘺, 𝘏𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢. 𝘉𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱. If it wasn't real gross, he'd be gagging inside that prickly fluffy head.
It was Levi who researched about her adoration for pink roses, her favorite Japanese restaurant
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Another win for the rivaereri nation 🔥🔥🔥
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"Hey." Eren greeted him with a bored tone as if his ass wasn't itching to see his bestfriend.
Levi simply nodded back. "Hey." He put the grocery bag on the counter before going in his room.
Closed.
Eren blinked at the closed door.
Tap. Ta-
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Levi took the pink roses from his back and gave it to her. Her smile got even brighter, even more as Levi showed the glittered, full of hearts signboard with the words, "WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND, HISTORIA?"
Eren held her hand tighter. "Will you be my-"
"Yes!"
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"Fine!" He shouted back before smirking meaningfully. "Levi received a confession letter this morning." He didn't let them recover. "I think it's safe to bet that in a few weeks we'll witness how Porco Galliard break Levi Ackerman's No Boyfriend Since Birth rule."
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Maybe he should thank horsey Jean afterall. Levi's concert dream came true.
The world truly stopped.
Levi got himself a boyfriend.
He is now Eren's.
Forever.
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Pinned! Because Ereri >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else 😎
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After what seemed eternity, Levi took the courage to meet Eren's eyes when the his voice boomed. "Wow, Levi! Congratulations!" He pushed Levi a bit with a fist. "F-finally..." His smile is so wide that it cut Levi apart. "I mean, wow. I'm...so happy for you, my grumpy lil child."
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They become even more inseparable after that.
Tap. Tap. Tap. Ta-
The knob suddenly twisted open. As if he was bitten, Eren shoot up and turned the tv on. He felt Levi's eyes on him as he approached the living room. They've been roommates in it, since they were freshmen.
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"Well, tell me about him." His voice was teasing. "I heard he's a swimmer? What's the name? Paul? Mico?" Eren actually memorized the ugly name. "Porco? I really don't know." He drank a soda. "So, tell your bestfriend about him." He tapped Levi lightly on the shoulder.
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She jumped to his neck, not letting him finished. Their soft giggles echoed around. Eren hugged her upwards, her feet dangling on the air, as her now boyfriend buried his nose to her heavily strawberry scented hair.
The little kitty mascot jumped and clapped in celebration too.
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He wanted to laugh derisively at his thoughts. Looking at Eren's jibe, it just confirmed how he'll be nothing but a bestfriend to him. Ever. It's about damn time, Levi accepts that and move on.
In silence and secrecy.
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"I cannot stand you make yourself available every time Eren needs you."
A sad smile cracked his mask. "Isn't that what friends do?"
"Oh, Levi." Armin moved closer and took Levi's right hand. "Maybe it's time to stop waiting for him to look back at you."
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I wish I could have an ereri room too! I mean, look!!! 💖 I'd dream and daydream about Eren and Levi all the time!
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Truth be told, Levi knew this would be his bestfriend's reaction to the news. He's supportive and annoying to him all the time.
But if he could be honest out loud too, he hoped Eren would be at least... pissed? Disappointed? Even a bit worried?
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His thoughts were lost as the once in a blue moon smiling little face of Levi invaded his mind. Eren's body fell heavily on the bed, he grabbed a pillow and buried his face to it.
Is Levi really dating now?
Eren sighed.
An idea hit him so fast.
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Levi swallowed hard as he turned back to the faucet, grabbing whatever utensil in front of him. "Shut up." He's a few inches from grabbing a knife and stabbing his eyes. There's no way he'd shed tears like this.
Enough of this stupidity.
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But at the thought of Levi doing mushy couple things with some other guy is enough to pour even darker clouds above his head.
He cares for his friend. He has to make sure that his first relationship with someone will be meaningful and real and wonderful and...
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"Fine as in, normal fine. Or fine like, reaaaaally fiiiiine right now."
Levi was so confused. "I'm fine, Eren." He walked past him to cook their dinner.
Eren clicked his tongue, and sat back on the sofa. Levi began to boil potatoes. He had to ask. Now. "Levi."
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Levi left them after a few minutes. Well, there's no need for a mascot to serve dinner for them. That wasn't on the plan. Still wearing the costume, he closed the door in the locker room and sat on the hard bench.
He was about to remove the big, sticky head, when he heard it.
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Levi: Any goal this year?
Eren: To make you cum thrice than usual. So, 2x3= Six times. I'll make you cum 6x each night this 2024.
L: Funny. But seriously?
E: I am serious.
Outside: Happy new year!
E: Oh, it's Jan. 1. Lemme prove-
L: *runs* STAY AWAY FROM MEEE! *covers 🍑 with 👋🏼*
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He's his bestfriend! And bestfriends tell each other stuff like... this. Eren always had.
"Hmm?"
"We were waiting for you after classes." He knew he should take this real slowly and smoothly. "And Armin said you were meeting some secret admirer of yours." Not really.
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"You know, I am not waiting for him."
Levi wondered if the smile on Armin's face mirrored the stabbing pain in his chest.
"But you never stopped loving him either."
He looked away from those eyes, knowing damn well telling another lie won't make him alright.
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