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#HarrisWalz2024
🇺🇸💙∙ GenX ∙ BBC Sherlock (🚫S4) ∙ Johnlock ∙ Sherlock & Co ∙ Swiftie ∙ knitter/crocheter ∙✨Life is full of whimsical happenings, Watson✨
Hey if any of the younger
#sherlockandco
crowd is put off by my interacting with them pls feel free to block me! 🫶Y’all are just so damn funny & talented! Anyway this is me, a GenX mom of 2 adult kids, 2 adult stepkids, & 3 dogs. I use emojis incorrectly & am generally cringe 😂
This is 100% a real life post but I need to say it somewhere: if you are a family member and you refuse to attend my daughter and future daughter-in-law’s wedding based on your antiquated and incorrect version of Christianity, you are choosing to end your relationship with me
My husband has been chasing this high since watching this in ‘08, and every time I try to get him to temper his expectations, and every time he acts like he’s prepared, yet he’s forever deflated afterwards because “it just wasn’t as cool as the drummers that one year in China 😔”
“Good morning, lo—“
“JOHN. Stay six feet back. This CROVID-19...it's everywhere! I—"
"Sherlock. It's COVID, not CROVID."
"…So…you and I…don't have to stay six feet away from each other?"
"No, love. We're fine."
"Oh thank GOD."
"Mmffff!!"
ALSO, my 19 yr old daughter has a crush on a girl at work and had an "oh snap I'm bi" epiphany and came out to me last night so I'm now a proud LGBT mom now, what up 🙌
Now that the kids are grown & I have extra rooms to play with, my fandom room has really come together! So much of this has lived in boxes for the past 5 years & now it's OUT! I've got some touch-up painting to do on the shelves but guess which room is now my fave place to read?
"Why am I carrying the arse end of it?"
"You wanted me to wear the antlers."
"You do look adorable in them."
"John! I am not ADORABLE."
"Sorry. Devastatingly handsome."
"Am I not devastatingly handsome out of them?"
"Mm, you're devastatingly handsome in or out of anything, love."
And she doesn’t advertise that she does it either; the organizations come forward with it. Further proof that if you’re gonna hate on TSwift because you’re the cool kid who doesn’t like popular things, or because you don’t like the two songs of hers you’ve heard, maybe sit down
Taylor Swift has donated enough to cover the food bills for an entire year across 11 food banks and 8 community pantries in Liverpool alone.
She has done this for every city she's toured in. An irl angel
6 years ago today I was forced to watch an episode of this show called Sherlock?? 🤷🏼♀️ (starring some pale British dude I’d never heard of??) by my then 15 yr old, which I went along with just to shut her up (she’s annoyingly persistent).
I guess we all know how that went.
Look at them. I'm not sure what Sherlock's face is saying, but John's is pure "He does indeed have impulses and let me assure you I thoroughly appease them."
The CroBabies got their signed copy of
@CL_Beaumont
's debut novel!!!! 🏄🏻♂️🏄🏻♂️ They're already planning to post a ✨glowing✨ review on amazon ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (and you should too! Even a one sentence review helps the algorithm and your fave authors so much!)
@CarnationBooks
I'm sorry to still be banging on about this in the year of our Lord 2021 but I will never get over the fact that Sherlock, in what is straight up the most romantic tropey shit I've ever seen, restarts his own heart at the thought that "John Watson is definitely in danger"
So I have hardly any pics of myself with the boys, but this one made me laugh because this is literally my face when I'm reading Johnlock fic. 😂 Apparently this is my "MY OTP IS SO PURE AND SOFT AND REAL" face.
“Hmph. This microscope is MUCH too small.”
“Mmm, I know something that’s not too small.”
“JOHN. Really.”
“What? I was going to say my love for you.”
“Oh.”
“But yeah, the other thing too.”
Happy Valentine’s Day! 🔬💘😂
I hate seeing writers feel bad because they don't feel as good as someone else. Listen, fic is like food. Some are 4-course dinners that rock your world. Sometimes you're in the mood for a burger, or a pizza. Maybe just a marshmallow. Or something sweet & seasonal like candycorn.
So you know that fic where Sherlock can transform into a fruit bat so tiny that John washes him in a teacup? I decided I needed a tiny wee bat. My first knitted amigurumi! (and I learned I don’t enjoy knitting them any more than I do crocheting them 😅) But I do rather love him!
Hey. Stop scrolling a sec.
Shoulders back. Deep breath. Let it out slowly. Again.
Look up from your phone. Out a window, if one is near. Or close your eyes. Think of something that calms you. Mine is salty waves lapping at the shore again and again and again.
All will be well.
Throwback...the boys a few Easters back with their basket. Please be impressed with those marshmallow bunnies I made from clay and the tiny Cadbury eggs which are Tic Tacs wrapped in foil. 😂 Hope everyone is having as good a day as possible! 🐣🌷🍬
A couple weeks ago I bought the SVG files for this really cool London lightbox on Etsy and finally finished getting the lights installed last night. LOVING my Cricut!
“John…I can never say enough how sorry I am.”
“Don’t ever leave me again, Sherlock. I wouldn’t survive it.”
“I swear it, John. The two of us against the rest of the world, until the world itself no longer exists.”
“…love you.”
“I love you, too.”
#221bAdvent
Day 15
@NitaElwyArt
Still having trouble getting the stencil to stay aaallllll the way down around the cuts 😩 Thank goodness for Walmart 96¢ glassware. And still good enough for my wine tonight! 😂
"Sherlock…I know I told you to throw some things in the backpack but…hang on, is this our marriage license?"
"You can never be too prepared, John."
(5/5)
"And your sudden interest has nothing to do with 8 nights of presents."
"Cynical commentary as a feeble attempt at humor is not traditionally part of the menorah lighting, John."
"But it's safe to assume you aren't *opposed* to the 8 nights of presents?"
"Obviously."
#Hanukkah