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@leodaverson
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11 years
Leo Daverson
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@leodaverson
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2 years
kids bop presents: bad big cookie :)
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@leodaverson
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1 year
we need an app that makes your friends send a pic of exactly what they’re doing or a point is dropped from their credit score
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@leodaverson
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2 years
played #streamBBC at the bar last night when it was slow and it was the first song played on the work playlist on this busy Friday night iktr
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj if I did that I know people would be calling us “davinky”
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@leodaverson
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7 months
Tina Fey’s assistant consuming 12 types of content for her to remain offline but in touch
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@leodaverson
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3 years
@jaboukie he said soaking is not a sin
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj He’s a 401k aged minor 🤢🤢🤢
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@leodaverson
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1 year
we stay up 😤😤😤
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@galacticdad
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BREAKING: Jesus of Nazareth has risen from the dead after three days 😳‼️
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@eikuob4j how is it 2022 and you’re still 17???!!
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@leodaverson
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2 years
“why would Spain build trains in places I’ve never heard of?”
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2 years
Feel like Spain got a little too good at building trains and started going for some routes to places where nobody lives.
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@leodaverson
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3 years
In 2010 @asukahomo and I were on a reality show with Bob Saget where he came to our beloved summer camp and basically told diarrhea jokes nonstop. He was kind hearted and patient with us as we lobbied for personal screen time. RIP to this king and ally.
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj Abuse because why would you pretend to give your dog something you’re holding on to? Canceled. Blocked, shot, and left to rot.
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@leodaverson
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6 months
@3ikuobaj this tweet is damage control
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj they better Carrie him on stage
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj he’s been telling us to learn to fight…our time is coming
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj my favorite anti-protest complaint “this inconvenienced people! how selfish can you be?” as if everyone won’t be inconvenienced by having an uninhabitable planet
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@leodaverson
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2 years
oh hell yes
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@leodaverson
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11 months
****** *** ***** acquired
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@Variety @3ikuobaj @jaboukie as a queer person who was raised by lesbians I love seeing queerness normalized as a fact of life! some people are gay!
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj every time someone stares at it longingly it adds 50 views
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@leodaverson
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2 years
Birthday Beachin!
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj everywhereelsekuobaj we lost
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@leodaverson
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6 years
@chrissyteigen mrs teigen I frequently make fajitas alone please let me live
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@leodaverson
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2 months
you will never be her
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj dude was like 31 talking about being a nerd and almost missing superman call because he was playing world of Warcraft on a custom built PC while dating a 19 year old university student…who is shocked here?
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@leodaverson
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1 year
it’s my 27th birthday here are 4 of my favorite pics of me from the last year
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@leodaverson
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6 months
28 years old today. 28 years of nonsense…
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@leodaverson
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2 years
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@eikuob4j no more front lawns too
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@leodaverson
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11 months
british invasion repelled…bay area…I’m hanging one lantern
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@leodaverson
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3 years
@eeeeikuob4j this is the only one that loaded and it’s fairly tame!!! for context I was suspended for drinking during the filming of a school sponsored anti drunk driving psa (not my fault) and this looked especially messy
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@leodaverson
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11 months
oomf locked oomfself out of my apt…
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@leodaverson
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3 years
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@leodaverson
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2 years
check my poor understanding of perspective out
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@leodaverson
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1 year
@3ikuobaj using this to source plugs for the tour omg
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@leodaverson
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3 years
@A24 @jaboukie All of my 18-35 year old friends know who the real star is!
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj less than 12 hours no attention leos:
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@leodaverson
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1 year
making a documentary about the crime YOU committed?!? kyle rittenhouse’s agent is frothing at the mouth with casino jackpot eyes
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Alec Baldwin is working with a crew making a documentary about the Rust shooting
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@eekwhobhaj who is gonna listen to a 5th grader
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@leodaverson
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2 years
if your avi isn’t a pic of yourself I just imagine you’re the ugliest person alive
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@leodaverson
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2 years
went home and made myself a stupid up margarita instead. I’m gonna cook chicken thighs
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@leodaverson
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8 months
me in the club bathroom on a Monday night
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@leodaverson
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2 years
oomf sees this and says “omg my fave time to cozy up with a sweater and my seasonal depression!!!”
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@leodaverson
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1 year
new tattoos if you even care
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@eikuobbc there’s like seventeen different angles like the industrial capitalist operation of adoption, the broken foster care system, seeking children from abroad, wanting to have a child because you can’t conceive your own, contact with the birth families,
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@leodaverson
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2 years
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@leodaverson
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10 months
anyone: hey how’s it go- me: I woke up at 4pm
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj did i mention I’m also the oldest of 12?
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@eikuobbc If I miraculously survive a nuclear blast you will never hear the end of it
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@leodaverson
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10 months
walking to the train in my lederhosen
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@leodaverson
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5 months
pretended to be a normal person today by doing laundry and reading a book outside…how do you people do this every day
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@leodaverson
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6 years
United States Senator Cory Booker follows a Post Malone parody account
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@leodaverson
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1 year
nutso angle but got a little arm garden
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@leodaverson
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1 year
@3ikuobaj the head of my hotel last year......he has a wife and kids.......he was there for a month.....
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@leodaverson
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1 year
@3ikuobaj jaboukie x tom holland confirmed
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj this is the tweet you send out when you’ve been kidnapped but are supposed to pretend you’re fine
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj “bro I hate my passengers 🙄🙄🙄 can u put me on another flight??”
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@eikuob4j same with Aldi’s. They bought Trader Joe’s and both brothers served in like North Africa and the German Air Force in WWII
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@personofaginess doing this but with callaloo
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@leodaverson
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3 years
Tom Holland Hit By Car 17 Times
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Tom Holland says the highlight of filming Uncharted was being hit by a car 17 times.
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@leodaverson
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1 year
this is the worst day of my life
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@leodaverson
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1 year
the other night I showed a guy one of my letterboxd reviews and he immediately asked if I was gay
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@leodaverson
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3 years
@NewYorker @jaboukie All of my 18-35 year old friends agree “We are in the midst of Jaboukie’s meteoric rise, is there anything oomf can’t do?” we say this in unison.
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@leodaverson
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4 months
@3ikuobaj Techno Hieroglyphics era
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@leodaverson
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11 months
hello christ…I’m bout to sin again
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@personofaginess he’s gay isn’t he?
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@leodaverson
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1 year
viewing complete. ngl I cried during both movies
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@leodaverson
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10 months
he was circumcised…
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Star Wars recently revealed the true reason why Darth Vader was never able to become more powerful than Emperor Palpatine.
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@leodaverson
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3 months
my barback passed away this week and he loved the fuck out of these. interpreting this ad like a cardinal sighting. rest easy chris.
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@leodaverson
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2 years
moaning when the doctor hits my knee with the tiny hammer
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@leodaverson
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1 year
@3ikuobaj we have receipts
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@leodaverson
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6 months
posting a video of me reciting the names of every Woman I’ve eaten out like an incantation
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@leodaverson
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3 years
@3ikuobaj who up cracking dicks?
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj Twitter by the end of the financial quarter
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@leodaverson
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3 years
@eikuobaj cock to ballsack ratio way off
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@leodaverson
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1 year
Heads up for hollywood/western stop!!! If you make it thru the barricades without touching either side troye sivan is waiting around the corner to cast you in a music video!!!!
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@leodaverson
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2 years
had the best oysters of my life two nights ago at a 3 michelin star restaurant. last night I got fined €60.
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@leodaverson
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1 year
@3ikuobaj the need for lengua tacos has reached critical levels
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@leodaverson
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10 months
hollywood isn’t prepared for him…
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@sagaftra
SAG-AFTRA
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THE #SagAftraStrike IS OVER. 🧵 Thread below.
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj how are you all the same height…
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@leodaverson
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1 year
anyone else feel like time is slipping away from you at a rate you can no longer comprehend
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1 year
@3ikuobaj hear hear
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@TMZdating This is like when doctors would administer leeches to suck out the bad existing blood and let the body replenish itself with new blood
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2 years
@TMZdating she ate
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1 year
oppenheimer imax ticket secured
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@leodaverson
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2 years
first night in Paris tattoo lol
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@leodaverson
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1 year
barbie ticket incoming
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1 year
oppenheimer imax ticket secured
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@leodaverson
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1 year
@3ikuobaj June???? July?!!!!?
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@personofaginess i remember one vivid week in middle school where i became aware that others perceive me like a robot becoming self conscious. immediately cut my hair.
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@leodaverson
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1 year
48 hours in São Paulo
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@leodaverson
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2 years
*hank hill voice* that boys a liar
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@leodaverson
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2 months
funeral for my barback today. he was a good friend. had a dream about him where I got to say goodbye. shaved my face. Had some good hugs with others who cared about him. miss you forever Chris.
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@leodaverson
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5 months
barely 5pm at the bar a customer has already asked how long I was breastfed
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@leodaverson
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2 years
@3ikuobaj “The case for US military intervention of Iran based on their treatment of protestors” as if unmarked vans weren’t scooping up people in Portland and many Ferguson activists have been ‘’’mysteriously’’’ killed. its Afghanistan invasion to protect womens rights all over again
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@leodaverson
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10 months
kicked a guy out the bar tonight. I had to cut him off and he said I was “jealous of his big dick” he was right :((((((
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