just shaved tonight, which means i’ll dress up tomorrow, which means i’ll post tomorrow, which means i will try the scientific method again tomorrow, which means i’m gonna make the caption something about being single and see if it blows up
smh people think i’m actually lonely enough to be sending out an open call for bf applications. like damn learn what a joke is. i’m picky no way i’m just gonna date anybody
i’m hoping they will see me like their posts and dm me because i am terrified to. also would be nice to not be the one starting it for once. i would hate if someone did this to me tho. strange world we live in…
ngl for me i much prefer shorter hair. like if it’s long enough to touch your shoulders it’s a no go for me. it looks great but i just don’t see it as hot i guess???
i am so sleep deprived rn i was thinking of speaking a new language. instead of conjugating verbs you would just say like analytically what the word is. so like “i’m walking” would be “first person present progressive walk”. i will translate any sentences commented
when i do eventually go crazy and write a manifesto that i get the press to publish through threats of terrorism, i would hope my writing style would be recognizable enough to get me caught just like how it happened to the unabomber
i miss when in high school for lunch i would walk across the street and get these chicken tenders and fries from the supermarket and eat them with barbecue sauce. the fries were actually so good they are no joke the best i’ve ever had
i made my username up in like 2 minutes so i don’t really resonate with it yk. but i’ve never had an online nickname really and no chance i’m using my real name so….
nothing more terrifying than a knock on the door with femboy clothes on. thankfully it was just thigh highs and short shorts no fishnets, which would have taken longer to get out of
we will be doing the scientific method tonight. one normal post on me that i will try to cater to foot fetish “people” with we will see which does better