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laughing. crying (a number of times). sweating. dancing. getting a shot. eating. having many epiphanies.
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hello friends (and future friends!) if you are into aviation, politics, transit, and urbanism then you’ve come to the right place! (bonus points if you’re in DC/NOVA) ✈️🏛️🚝🏙️
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*make eye contact*
*smile*
"hmmm why does he look familiar?"
*twitter mutual*
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the pump in question … if you even care
i hate accidentally getting an insane pump and then having no one to hold afterwards 😔
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sitting around waiting patently for one of my two friends to text me if we’re doing anything later. don’t wanna be a burden!
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i’m not gonna text him
i’m not gonna text him
i’m not gonna text him
i’m not gonna text him
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like serving 9-5 realness
i kinda like dressing as a corporate drone
it’s like yasss cog in the machine core
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snapchat (yes i still use it, sue me) won’t stop recommending i add all the men who have ghosted me. please stop!
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okay enough silly posting, gotta go back to my roots and only tweet about planes
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okay ewwww i had a tweet break out of my 20 follower circle, i do not wish to be perceived anymore
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chatting with the most gorgeous man on h*nge only to find out he was not only visiting but had already left
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ended up getting invited to drink wine and watch sex & the city
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update: no one has texted
sitting around waiting patently for one of my two friends to text me if we’re doing anything later. don’t wanna be a burden!
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you guys almost got a leg day pic but then the locker room got busy 😖
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if i’m gonna do one thing, im gonna check and see if he viewed my story
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very funny that the number is actually dropping a fair bit since y'all realized you followed a NERD 🙊
the way after my little follower burst the count stopped at exactly 444 🪽
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thought about texting guy who ghosted me just to see how he’s been
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i tend to think fixating on athlete's looks detracts from appreciation of their great skill, but i mean COME ON 😮💨
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why must one eat big to get big? i want to eat dainty and get big 😌
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men think they invented flirting when they reply to my planespotting hinge prompt asking if i’ve ever been to gravelly point
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one step closer to alaska 787s 🙂↕️
NEWS: Alaska Air and Hawaiian Airlines have cleared the DOJ on its way to a merger. The review period ended at 12:01 am ET without any decision to challenge the planned union. The next step is DOT approval.
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if anyone was wondering: he did 🫥
if i’m gonna do one thing, im gonna check and see if he viewed my story
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ok this was not an invitation. i use it to see what my old friends from hs are up to, don’t be weird!
snapchat (yes i still use it, sue me) won’t stop recommending i add all the men who have ghosted me. please stop!
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the way after my little follower burst the count stopped at exactly 444 🪽
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me but the notes app is twitter dot com
ive basically stopped drunk texting people and started drunk writing in the notes app
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not beating the delta gay allegations
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my recognition of the passage of time comes from the years on the trader joes brand wine bottles ... like what do you mean this is a 2022 vintage
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WAIT total coincidence but guy who sent me a rose is AT THE GYM RN 😭
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my phone is like completely out of storage but i can’t help it i have to send a little picture, screenshot, or video with every text 😭🙂↕️
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two!! people have been extremely rude to me in the gym 🥸 what is in the water today??
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but likeeeee what's the worst that could happen ... he doesn't reply?
thought about texting guy who ghosted me just to see how he’s been
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“hey this tweet got me thinking about how insane it is you’re not laying on my chest”
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no one has ever bought me a drink at the bar expect on my 21st bday bar crawl where i was wearing a literal sign asking for drinks, what kinda aura does everyone else have that i lack?
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i need to just start tweeting the random things i say when I'm talking to myself
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ppl who live on the east coast probably don't really fly laska anyways, but still kinda funny
Because they’re all gold in our eyes, your favorite West Coast airline is awarding MVP Gold Status to every West Coast athlete who medaled in Paris. Enjoy the VIP treatment for the next 4 years until we see you in LA. Tag your fave medalist in the replies!
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they say twitter isn’t real life but then dc gay kickball league exists
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oh this ateeee like why am i tearing up 🥹
Here is the montage BBC Sport aired at the end of their Olympics coverage.
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was gonna tweet a post-run sweaties pic but yk what i’ve been posting too many shirtless pics, wholesome content from now on!
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i have never once looked good in a photo from going out, how do y’all do it?? 😭
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non-political friends sending me kamala memes ... joe it's so over 😭
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@chadowkat
had this exact experience a few weeks ago, FB marketplace you can maybe find some good deals
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2008: US Men’s Team wins bronze medal 🇺🇸🥉 & Barack Obama is elected
2024: US Men’s Team wins bronze medal 🇺🇸🥉 & Kamala Harris is elected
OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE 👀
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i will never be as attractive as the random men who pop up on my instagram explorer page … food for thought
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he saw my story but didn’t like it or swipe up, it’s actually over
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hague invasion act but for the court of arbitration for sport to get chiles’ medal back
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don’t need a man, just need a caniac combo
don’t need a man, just need a caniac combo
don’t need a man, just need a caniac combo
don’t need a man, just need a caniac combo
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i don’t sleep the greatest with someone else in the bed, but nothing better than early morning, half asleep realizing you’re not alone, holding that person and dozing back off
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i kinda like dressing as a corporate drone
it’s like yasss cog in the machine core
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my cr*sh (who i am trying to get over) had the perfect hair for running your fingers through while cuddling 😵💫
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officially time to get over my summer crush. thank you for convincing me to grow out my hair, i’ll never forget that 😌
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gay guys have been a lot nicer to me since i started working out more. because they are proud of me i presume
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oh let’s GOOOOOO!!! 🥥🌴
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i can’t believe they’re actually doing it, so unnecessarily harmful to jordan for something that was no fault of her own or her coaches
It’s official: The IOC will have Jordan Chiles return the bronze medal and award it to Ana Barbosu.
Statement we received ⬇️
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i just generally don’t love how i look when i smile and then my freaking forehead vein 🫥
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