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@legallygavin

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another opinionated homosexual. he/they

New York
Joined January 2013
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@legallygavin
Gavin
6 years
going to chernobyl to stick my dick in the elephant's foot and have my body eviscerated
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@legallygavin
Gavin
3 months
putting aside the fact my notifications will never be the same, this is my best friend, and he does put his money where hus mouth is when it comes to equal rights. and yeah, he's better than you, ect ect. you know the drill.
@The_MJF
Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️
3 months
my friend @legallygavin was bullied in school for being gay. This picture was taken When he was a senior and didn’t have a date to prom so I took him to make everyone feel stupid. Happy pride month. Remember, Hate everyone equally.
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@legallygavin
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3 months
Also DM me for embarrassing stories about him ! (for legal reasons this is a joke)
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@legallygavin
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3 months
Now that my .5 seconds of Gay Wrestling Twitter fame dwindles, it's been an honor just to be nominated.
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@legallygavin
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3 months
Also I'm fully in favor of piggybacking off my friends career if anyone wants to hire MJF's gay friend I have a degree in playwriting and screenwriting, a can do attitude, and 5 more Twitter followers than I did before. Everyone should be lining up to hire me.
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@legallygavin
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2 months
Would anyone buy a signed MJF action figure from MJF's gay friend? Like I said, I'm willing to piggyback off his fame as long as I can.
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@legallygavin
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@The_MJF
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1 year
Hate everyone equally. #Pride2023
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@legallygavin
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5 years
happy thanksgiving to the gay cousins and the leftists who bite their tongues today
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@legallygavin
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6 years
Happy birthday, me.
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@legallygavin
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5 years
happy new years to GAY PEOPLE only
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@legallygavin
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5 years
as the decade closes i just want to say from the bottom of my heart... what the fuck.
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@legallygavin
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5 years
therapy should be free and that shouldn't be a controversial opinion
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@legallygavin
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6 years
thankful for super heroes!
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6 months
happy birthday @The_MJF
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@legallygavin
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7 years
At age 18 I have lived through 2 government shut downs, and that seems like a lot.
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@legallygavin
Gavin
6 years
"I'm Skye. A chocolate blast from the past." Is one of @MsVivicaFox 's most iconic lines #Sharknado6
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@legallygavin
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1 month
There's such a thin line between flamboyant gay man and straight man who likes theatre. And I'm tired of seeing straight men.
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11 months
imagine how different public transportation would be if pangea still existed
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@legallygavin
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6 years
As a legal resident of Long Island I have to drink 10 gallons of Billy Joel's piss a year.
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@legallygavin
Gavin
11 months
I always wanted to take a bite out of these diagrams. I bet it's like a gusher.
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@legallygavin
Gavin
6 years
no one: snapchat ads:
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@legallygavin
Gavin
6 years
Emotionally 👏🏻 Deranged 👏🏻 Easy 👏🏻 Bake 👏🏻 Oven 👏🏻 @MsVivicaFox @acferrante
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@legallygavin
Gavin
6 years
will you.... *t-poses* marry me?
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@legallygavin
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7 years
Roses are red, Mosquitoes carry Malaria
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@legallygavin
Gavin
6 months
thanks for making a post about 616 jessica drew. and atsv jessica drew. and jessica drew in--
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@harpyrinth
harpy ☆ comms OPEN
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I too have some grievances to annunciate☝️🧍1/4
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@legallygavin
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3 years
i literally can never remember what an aardvark looks like so whenever i look it up i get a pleasant surprise
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@legallygavin
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7 years
I can't come in today, it's a holiday
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1 year
society is built on the back of women who voice young boys with scratchy voices in animation
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@legallygavin
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1 month
Joanne is the first person to kick and scream about libel and slander but is perfectly okay with calling any woman she doesn't deem as "worthy" or womanhood, even a cis woman, a "man" as an insult. Okay girl!
@jk_rowling
J.K. Rowling
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‘Someone with a DSD cannot help the way they were born but they can choose not to cheat; they can choose not to take medals from women; they can choose not to cause injury.’ ✍️ @suzanne_moore
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@legallygavin
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5 years
cicadas spend their lives underground only to crawl out and yell "fuck me" until they die. and i think that's the human condition.
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@legallygavin
Gavin
4 years
babe go back to sleep it was just a dream. there's no such thing as british people.
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@legallygavin
Gavin
7 years
You can have a Sugar Daddy as long as it's the Lord
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@legallygavin
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6 years
*blows a kiss to space* for freddie mercury
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@legallygavin
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3 years
there's no such thing as gender go to sleep
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@legallygavin
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4 years
saying black lives matter isn't revolutionary anymore. everyone, including myself, needs to step up.
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@legallygavin
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4 months
I got two new fish and I think the biggest change from their life at PetCo to now is they have to listen to gay music now
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@legallygavin
Gavin
7 years
If the moon landing was fake explain this picture
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@legallygavin
Gavin
6 years
local fat bastard leaves his room for his first meal at 6 pm
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@legallygavin
Gavin
6 years
Reasons I am like No-Face: -tall -eats a lot -freaks ppl out -can't swim -makes weak grunts doing basic tasks
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Gavin
5 months
the WOKE justice leauge: batWOMAN superMALE PRIVALEGE wonder THEY green SHE/HER-row BLACK LIVES MATTER canary martian manhunter aquaHE/THEY green lantern but ACAB
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@legallygavin
Gavin
1 year
funny how "butt" and "ass" are synonyms with the same amount of syllables. anyway, anyone ever think about the afterlife?
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@legallygavin
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6 years
I've been doing a lot of research and I have come to a conclusion: Straight people ruined a lot of good ideas
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@legallygavin
Gavin
4 years
if an entire town can keep hannah montana's secret then roswell could be keeping aliens secret
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Gavin
1 year
i exhibit behaviors
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@legallygavin
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1 month
Like if you like theatre just have gay sex. It's the same thing
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@legallygavin
Gavin
6 years
Gay people invented love.
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6 years
A cashier in Ikea called me out for playing Pokemon Go and I've never felt more exposed
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@legallygavin
Gavin
4 years
missing black king emma...
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@legallygavin
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4 years
pride month may be over but the LGBT community still exists and trans women are still being murdered
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Gavin
1 year
liking all my friends tweets regardless of if i understand is thankless work but rewarding nonetheless
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@legallygavin
Gavin
5 years
my fish died and that means i get to downwardly spiral for the next few weeks
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Gavin
5 years
happy earth day corporations are killing us, stop butting emphasis on the individual
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5 years
gay ppl be like: *projects onto greek mythology* and that's pretty valid of them.
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@legallygavin
Gavin
4 years
straight people humor is like "i hate my partner and i am cheating on them!" like you've always had the right to marry and this is how you treat your partner??? and GAY people are ruining marriage?????
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@legallygavin
Gavin
6 years
Rest in peace to the greatest creator the world has ever known. Excelsior, Stan Lee, one last time.
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2 years
corporations are not your friend
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@legallygavin
Gavin
7 years
The band aids I put on my penis after rigorously masturbation when I was 12 was like the foreskin I was robbed of
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@legallygavin
Gavin
4 months
@cyclopsiryn ororo and sage. (that's for u bestie) also whatever is going on with ororo and callisto
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@legallygavin
Gavin
6 years
let's play do i like him or does he treat me like a human being
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@legallygavin
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6 years
gay/straight solidarity is your straight roommate bringing you to home depot while you have no idea what anything is
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@legallygavin
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7 years
me: i HATE boys, i'm over boys forever. boy: looks in my general direction me:
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@legallygavin
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6 years
hey guys, remember to vote! unless you vote republican, then sorry polls are closed today.
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5 years
i want a hair transplant but i want the doctor to surprise me where he puts it
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@legallygavin
Gavin
6 years
uwu, i'm a webel just for kicks nya
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@legallygavin
Gavin
7 years
The only man who will never let me down is my fish
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@legallygavin
Gavin
9 years
#CaptainMarvel came out with fantastic abs. Thank you, @kristaferanka
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Gavin
7 years
Oh you're Jewish? Name five countries they were kicked out of.
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Gavin
7 years
This whole 'human experience' thing isn't working out, can I get a refund?
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8 months
gay horror movie called twink death
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Gavin
3 months
who's gonna match my freak
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@legallygavin
Gavin
7 years
me, going down to georgia, looking for a soul to steal: anyone here play the fiddle
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@legallygavin
Gavin
5 years
how is this man the leader of the free world
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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6 years
robespierre talks you through being guillotined ASMR
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Gavin
1 year
EVERYONE SHUT UP. I am thinking. about themes and images.
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@legallygavin
Gavin
4 years
instead of #GirlBoss we should have #BottomBoss give me a bottom CEO
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5 years
happy birthday to me
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6 years
dracula was a chad and we were just too afraid to say it
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4 years
every two years the supreme court has to rule homophobia and transphobia is bad and it's getting tiring that i'm supposed to feel grateful for basic human rights
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@legallygavin
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7 years
Anyway, this is my cat, Ariadne, and she always looks shook.
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@legallygavin
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1 year
I hate when guys ask why I'm on grindr if I'm not looking for immediate hook ups. I'm the main character of my own story. Don't question my intentions.
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7 years
This year is all about not caring about boys, tearing down the GOP, and making Carrie Fisher proud
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5 years
anime openings sung by women are better and you CAN quote me on that
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3 months
@josh_0620 elaborate
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6 years
no offense but sometimes i just... got to... y'know. run away. got to. get away.
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@legallygavin
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9 years
when you listen to in the heights years later and it still fucks you up @jennrlancaster @rachel_goerke @ImAmandaSchmidt @AmenduhMichelle
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@legallygavin
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7 years
One time in Assassins Creed I accidentally killed George Washington and I don't think I've ever been the same, honestly.
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3 years
jason todd fan cast
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@legallygavin
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7 years
Cats the Musical is furry propaganda and I will not stand by these lies anymore.
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7 years
It's 2:39 am, I just watched #AllStars3 and I'm feeling like a petty gay homosexual on this morning
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4 months
@cyclopsiryn tell me why you need a woman, specifically a black woman who's magic, to be a mother. quickly.
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1 month
tired of not being able to say that popular or classic media is just fanfiction. shakespeare in love is oscar winning rpf. dante's inferno? he just said this is my best friend virgil and we went on a little adventure. self insert rpf.
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6 years
Teenager has opinions, more at 11
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4 months
i must not listen to vogue by madonna. vogue by madonna is the mind-killer.
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@legallygavin
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5 years
Jews invented Gays, Lesbians, and Feminism? Go us!
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1 year
every time my the ringing in my ears gets louder i think of when i told an ear doctor about it and she said "you don't get diagnosed with tinnitus, you either have it or you don't." now i'm no big city doctor, but i don't think that's how medicine works
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5 years
today i learned james dean inspired garfield and i will not explain this further
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6 years
Happy Fourth of July, our president is a facist
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7 years
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5 years
shout out to the guy on MSNBC who said "I don't want to be the whore in the church house." absolute legend.
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1 year
we all talk about characters haunting the narrative but we leave out mew from the gen 1 pokemon games
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