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Unofficial Taoiseach of Finglas as elected by the people. Civil Engineer

Dublin City, Ireland
Joined July 2013
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@leebonnie2707
Taoiseach 🇵🇸
6 years
Just want to say a huge Thank you to all the paramedics and firefighters from @DubFireBrigade who attended and saved my life. I honestly don't think I would be alive today if it wasn't for them.
@DubFireBrigade
Dublin Fire Brigade
6 years
Fire and ambulance crews from Finglas and a rescue unit from Phibsborough attended an car -v- pedestrian RTC earlier this evening in #Finglas . Darker evenings and wet surfaces provide more challenging conditions on the road.
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@leebonnie2707
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4 years
Squirting Lucozade sport in someone’s face will never not be funny
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3 years
My Da just came in from the pub looked at the telly and goes “That fella is in Eastenders” while watching Eastenders
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POV WhatsApp video call won’t work so you resort to talking to your Ma via the Ring Doorbell from Abu Dhabi
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New lad started yday for another contractor on site. Asked where I live turns out just down the road from me. Put me on the spot asking for a lift (don’t mind) but he’s only gone and given my number to some other fella I never spoke to and offered him a lift (in my car) hahaha
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@leebonnie2707
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3 years
Going to Belfast is the pandemic equivalent of going to Amsterdam
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3 years
Did I arrive at my house with two new pups ….. yes Did I tell the mother….. No
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4 years
I need to stop saying “that sounds like a you problem” to everyone because it’s gonna get me in trouble some day hahahaha
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@leebonnie2707
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4 years
Kildare, Laois and Offaly right now
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3 years
Asking the taxi driver is it on the card when you know full well it’s on the card
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2 years
They’d never be able to do an Irish version of 24Hrs in A&E because it’ll just be a whole episode of the waiting room
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@leebonnie2707
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1 year
As this photo is in Finglas I’ll tell you what they’re doing here, they’re working in hospitals, they’re working in local supermarkets, running local takeaways and businesses . They’re not hanging around the shops intimidating elderly/local residents unlike our local Irish youths
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greenshame
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Everyday, I ask myself, what are Muslims, Asians and Africans doing in our small Irish communities... #irelandisfull
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@leebonnie2707
Taoiseach 🇵🇸
3 years
Lads message them tonight at 22:22 they’ll think it’s a sign
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@leebonnie2707
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2 years
Visit Ireland land at Dublin, wait over an hour for your luggage, another 2 hrs for a taxi or rent a €2500 car to bring you to your €250 a night hotel where you’ll pay €8 a pint, when you’re leaving wait 4 hrs to get into T2 witness an MMA fight and still miss your flight
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3 years
Where do they get their information from hahahahaha
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3 years
Imagine waiting for the pubs to open for 5 months and ordering a pint of Orchard Thieves
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@leebonnie2707
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3 years
She looks like an Allen key
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The Queen lookin like a million bucks
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3 years
Can we all act a little french and overthrow the government
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@leebonnie2707
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3 years
Ahh lads I put up a Facebook story lastnight I was that pissed
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3 years
I’m in the pub with two lads in their mid twenties who are prank calling places they don’t work saying they won’t make it to work tomorrow hahahahahaha
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
3 years
Dutch Gold reduced their alcohol volume to 3.5% so they can be sold at €5 hahahahahaha
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@leebonnie2707
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2 years
Drunk me ordered a copy of my Leaving Cert results
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3 years
Screaming crying throwing up
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2 years
What in the Aviva stadium is this
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4 years
My Nanny’s getting her vaccine today and she’s just told me she hasn’t slept all night incase she slept in and missed her appointment
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
2 years
Here’s to love, Here’s to honour, Here’s to Lizzy being a goner
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@leebonnie2707
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4 years
Why do chippers wrap your food as if you’re going to play pass the parcel with it when you get home
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2 years
Happy 5th Anniversary to Lidl Tallaght for all who celebrate
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3 years
Life was simpler this time last year when I was on the €350 PUP and got a double week for Christmas
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2 years
Same people out protesting against immigrants tonight will go home and order Hoi Wun
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4 years
Why don’t they just print more vaccines
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3 years
How are people in their 20’s and can’t swim
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3 years
@greenshame @luke_oriordan Did you ever try get one ?
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5 months
An English accent speaking guy wearing a West Ham jersey says he’s ashamed to be Irish
@rtenews
RTÉ News
5 months
The father of an Irish-Israeli girl was who kidnapped by Hamas during the 7 October attacks has criticised the Government for its recognition of a Palestinian state. Tom Hand said the move ‘rewarded’ Hamas. Read:
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
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I think all of your manifesting and charging your crystals from the Full Moon made NPHET decide to ease restrictions
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@leebonnie2707
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2 years
Started back in my old job today and the auldfellas in the yard are calling me Boomerang
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3 years
I wonder if that fella from TikTok is still off the fizzy drinks
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@LeoVaradkar
Leo Varadkar
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Christy Dignam was a musical legend, and a true inspiration. He battled cancer with courage and dignity. It’s a very sad day for Irish music. May he Rest In Peace: Aslan frontman Christy Dignam dies at the age of 63 via @RTENews
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3 years
Just seen a Facebook status which says enough in itself “Fuck the vaccine the majority of cases are vaccinated” this is true but if 60% of cases are coming from 92% of the population and 40% is coming from just 8% who do you really think the problem is ???
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3 years
No we don’t
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3 years
Office small talk…. Monday/Tuesday : Do much the weekend??? Wednesday : Half way there !!! Thursday/Friday : Any plans for the weekend ???
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Taking the only thing you’ll get for free in this country for the last time as I emigrate
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€80 to see my local GP who has a sign up in the waiting room reading “Only 2 conditions to be seen per appointment 3rd condition will require another appointment. Max 10 mins per appointment”
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2 years
I’ll be sticking one of these outside my tent at EP it’s an anonymous drug testing box I can assure you me and my mates will test everything to the best of our ability
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3 years
Have I found the cheapest meal deal in Dublin ????
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3 years
RIP, Boiled water …… you’ll be mist
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4 years
Told some youngone I’m an apprentice Dentist and she’s asking me what I do so I told her I’m in phase one so I only teach people how to brush their teeth
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3 years
I rate a chipper on the quality of the garlic sauce. If the food is banging but the garlic is shite I won’t eat there
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
4 months
Cal obviously doesn’t have a great memory
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@Leoyourleader
Cal
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Remember all this hype when an Algerian stabbed 3 kids?Nah me neither!!! Let that sink in,stabbed 3 kids!
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If you didn’t get the 625 points needed to study Dentistry in Trinity and are looking to go down another route I’d highly recommend doing the apprenticeship route canal
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2 years
Lastnight I experienced the worst local DJ mashup ever
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11 months
That’s someone’s family member that DFB won’t be able to attend a call to this evening because someone decided they are somehow the enemy
@thejournal_ie
TheJournal.ie
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Brief video obtained by The Journal of a Dublin Fire Brigade appliance that was attacked this evening on Parnell street.
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
2 months
Now I didn’t mind giving the first bloke a lift even tho he didn’t really ask he said “I’ll grab a lift off you in the morning”. But him offering lift to the other fella (he’s rang me 4 times) in my car is a bit of a stretch. They don’t even work for my company hahaha
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2 years
The Queen ? Sick ? Not looking good ? Ireland:
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1 year
I drove past this earlier on the M9 and it’s really annoying me since because that 8 is upside down
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Just got a chicken fillet roll in Dunnes and she wouldn’t let me get more than two fillings on it hahaha I told her I’ll pay for the the 3rd and she goes no I don’t have a label for more than 2 fillings hahahahah
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1. Why are the both so calm 2. How did he manage to stay on the bike after doing through the gates and the door. 3. Only in Finglas hahahahaha
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3 years
Why does nobody pint on a Friday like it’s literally better than Saturdays
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Why is it the best Takeaways only take cash
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Bring it back I say
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Didn’t know Richard Grogan but he took the time to personally congratulate me on my last job when he seen my LinkedIn post and if that’s how nice he was to strangers I’d say he was a complete gent to his friends and family. RIP
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Accidentally printed off 250 pages instead of 25 and I don’t know how to stop the printer hahaha
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The kids on RTÉ saying they’ve seen Santa’s footprints on the roof are such Bullshitters
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2 years
Nobody in my year (I’d say max 15 of us in my course) wanted to even be class rep and they forced us to pick someone so we chose a lad who had gone to the toilet hahahaha
@caoimheclarke_
caoimhe
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I’m acc bamboozled by ppl who get so invested in college shite like being chair of societies and running for student president ?? Firstly, how do u have this much free time but also just why
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On the phone with a potential new job and was asked if I had a preference to work in either Dublin, Denmark, Sweden, Germany, Austria or Switzerland hahahaha any of the above except Dublin thanks
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@kinsella_kerri A friend of mines order won’t arrive till July 2030 Hahaha
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God love anyone working in pubs tomorrow having to deal with 82 year old Harold who hasn’t a clue what a QR code is
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2 years
EP wrote me off that much the Dr gave me the week off work hahahahah
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2 years
The way I look at it. If you’re late for work you may as well stop and get a coffee because you’re late anyways
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2 years
I’m gonna snap I’m after getting a notification that my Ma joined Revolut if I go home and one of my sisters is a get getting that €50 after I’ve been saying it to her for months
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
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Also like to point out I’m also the Site Manager so he’s being extra cheeky plus I’ve already got 2 of my mates/colleagues in the mornings with me
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
3 years
Can’t believe tomorrow is Friday already
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
3 years
So annoying that you can’t even go for a few pints or cans without the Gardaí ruining it for everyone. Lastnight everyone on the canal was in their own little groups and they told us all to fuck off. Like what’s the point of putting out extra facilities then we can’t use them
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
4 years
It was those little pricks in Glasnevin they just had to go skiing in Italy
@pbh_lad
Pierce Hinds 
4 years
“Sure it will be gone by EP” 🥲
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
2 years
The new job brought us all out for a 4 course meal lastnight, I got an email to say I’ve to bring my team out at least once a month(GoKarting was mentioned as a favourite) and we were offered free family passes to the zoo because they said time at home is more important than work
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
2 years
I love Facebook hahahahaa
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2 years
One of my best mates who was the very first person I met on the first day of college is moving to Oz tomorrow. We joined together, dropped out together, repeated together, graduated together and worked together and if this pattern keeps up I’ll be going to Australia pretty soon
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Our electric bill in Sydney for 3 months is only €54 hahahahah
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2 years
Jodie: “Bod Dylan was here a few weeks ago” Bob Dylan
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
2 years
I couldn’t imagine anything worse on a flight fuck off like hahahaha
@EvanKirstel
Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer
2 years
🎻 An @AerLingus flight from Dublin to JFK this morning… 🍀 #airtravel #ireland #sundayvibes @Tweetinggoddess
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A fella who puts chocolate on his Rustler Burgers thinks he’s the reason for a record attendance at a Cup Final hahahahaha
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
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So have I got their ideology right Foreign Scumbags Bad 😡 Irish Scumbags Good 😀
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Fella literally did this
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4 years
Good god
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@blalex00
al ♡
3 years
The Irish person urge to add an extra n to omicron
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3 years
There’s two people in my TikTok comments arguing if I’m autistic or not because I’m getting my vaccine hahahahaha
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4 years
Have they tried turning Prince Philip off and back on again ?
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3 years
Protestant sweets
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3 years
Close the nightclubs where all Covid certs are checked and guidelines followed but nothing said about all the granda pubs where smelly Auld lads don’t want their hands after a piss and no such thing as a Covid cert needed.
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
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This is almost as good as when the Queen died …. Almost
@rtenews
RTÉ News
7 months
#Breaking Leo Varadkar is set to step down as Taoiseach and Fine Gael leader
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3 years
But where do you put the butter knife that you’re not finished with yet because you might make another sandwich
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
3 years
Ahhh lads there is a Deliveroo driver cycling on the M50
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
2 years
The final straw for me today would be if I got home and my mam made pork chops for dinner
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
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Australias mad I quit my job as an engineer a few weeks ago because I hated the boss and I’ve just been offered a job paying $50+ an hour as a formwork carpenter. I’m neither a carpenter nor do I own tools and they’re ok with that hahahahahh
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
2 years
Ahh lads I need to give up the drink I went out on Thursday and thought I lost my watch because I haven’t seen it since and my ma just rang me go say she found it in the fridge
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
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That’s kinda how ticket prices work mate not gonna pay €300 to see the tribute act that plays in the local on a Saturday
Glastonbury ticket prices are a joke they're only charging that much cus it's all the big acts guarantee if it was all smaller bands nobody had heard of they'd charge a fraction of the price
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2 years
My uncle of all people accepted my fare on FreeNow and the wanker cancelled on me hahahahaha
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
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Looking at people you thought were intelligent joining Pyramid schemes shaped like a flower
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Taoiseach 🇵🇸
2 years
With the cost of living it is really worth claiming your Flat Rate Allowances every year on top of your €3400 per year if a PAYE worker. For example a nurse can claim up to €733 on top of the €3400. Here is a link to the jobs that can claim the expenses
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I GOT THE FUCKING JOB !!!!
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