Lee Anderson
@leeandersonmp
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Salt of the earth, man of the people, champion of the working man!
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Let me make this clear! I will NEVER get such a well-paid job again. Ever! I have ZERO morals. My soul is available to any pillock who makes me think I can pay my mortgage after Christmas! Therefore, the pathological liar
@BorisJohnson
gets my full support!
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2024: REFORM (then the dole queue)
2025: BNP
2026: KKK
2027: Sitting outside Aldi, shouting at wasps!
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Being thick, and offensive, since 1967 . . .
Mark Rowley(Metropolitan Police Commissioner) takes no nonsense from 30p Lee Anderson
"You're making selective comments based on a partial understanding of the law... if people want to be personally offensive, then write it in newspapers, I'm not going to answer those questions"
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Our constituents are worried about the cost of living crisis, dire state of the NHS, piss poor state of the roads, education on its arse and high streets closing down.
Me and
@Bren4Bassetlaw
only give a toss about a few brown people 200 miles away!
There’s a name for that!
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The Tory MP for a north Nottinghamshire constituency has failed to Tweet about today’s heartbreaking incidents in Nottingham. He has, however, Tweeted to stoke up culture wars! Anyone seriously think that goon has a soul?
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Remember how Brexit (
@David_Cameron
’s shit show) was going to mean the end of unelected bureaucrats . . ?
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See you down the Weasel & Shitpipe for a pint of National Pride later
@TiceRichard
?
Me and
@Bren4Bassetlaw
will be in the snug rehearsing our Pound Shop Enoch Powells double act!
Don’t let us down! We’ll be in the job centre this time next year if you do!
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67 million people in the UK.
29,090 entered via small boats last year.
745,000 entered via other means.
6,854 children in Ashfield living in poverty (out of only 126,305 population).
Guess who Ashfield’s MP and his chum
@Bren4Bassetlaw
care about?
Yep, themselves!
#toriesout
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My constituents can go f*** themselves, parliament can go f*** itself . . . democracy takes a back seat!
Let’s play at being a pound shop Eamonn Holmes (double pound shop?) instead of the vital job of helping my constituents in need!
£100k a year on top of £80k! SUCKERS!!!
My Show on
@GBNEWS
Lot's of people have been asking when it starts.
Great news - the Common Sense tour starts this Friday.
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Remember, a vote for
@reformparty_uk
will have only one positive effect - on
@Nigel_Farage
,
@TiceRichard
and
@IsabelOakeshott
bank balances. That’s it. They don’t give a toss about anyone or anything other than grifting your cash!
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“Regardless of whether he’s right or wrong!” That, gentlemen (and lady-gentlemen - two sugars, love), is my grasp of honesty in a nutshell.
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@LozzaFox
Car crashes are in your mind.
The most effective treatments are a walnut whip, the concept of pessimism and blue nail varnish.
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If this vile bitch is on your side, you know you also must be as toxic and thick . . .
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If it looks like a fascist, and it sounds like a fascist . . .
'It's an absolute scandal!'
Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party
@LeeAndersonMP
tells
@Nigel_Farage
that he believes stopping the small boats crossing the Channel needs to be the number one priority for the Conservative Party.
#FarageOnGBNews
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I’ve officially put in my transfer request to become MP for Dover. I’m doing nowt for the people of Ashfield and am obsessed with foreigners so it makes sense.
#votetory
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@ABridgen
Cheers Andy. That fair made me heart sing, it did. Well, when I say heart . . .
Love you, man. See you at the Subsidy and Privilege later for a £30, damn 30p, fry up 👍🏻.
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I call people loonies, but they’re the nasty ones!
And people fall for this bullshit 🤣
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Just had a big plate of gammon and chips. With extra gammon. Now off for a pint of Owd Slave Trader at the New Cross 🏴🏴🏴 with a sing-along of “Send the buggers back!”
Calais Uncovered.
The two words that kept coming up in Calais.
'El Dorado'
A city made of gold. This is what the migrants think they are coming to.
Forget what the Labour Party say and the lefty human rights charities.
They are not being honest.
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172 identical meals. Who can possibly have an issue with that?
"As a housewife, I've got to ask you Lee... how would you provide a meal out of 30p?"
Rachel Johnson asks the question of new Conservative Deputy Chairman Lee Anderson.
@RachelSJohnson
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@LeeAndersonMP_
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@NadineDorries
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Multimillionaires give me handouts, my pals are racists, I’m a liar and a hypocrite and I believe in free speech . . . except for free speech from people who point out I’m a liar, have racist pals etc
Another party political broadcast by a millionaire. Looks like ITV is on my banned list now. Talk about football Gary and keep your nose out of politics. You don't know what you're talking about.
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White and male! A deeply deprived minority group? I’m starting up a GoFundMe. What should I call it? Something with ‘boys’ and ‘proud’ maybe?
White Working Class Boys.
Why won't Labour talk about this left behind group?
I have a solution.
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Nowt to do for my constituents up in Ashfield so I’m poncing about in Calais for me white power pals and GBNews. Gizza job
@Nigel_Farage
🤞🏻
Yesterdays I visited a migrant camp in Calais. It is quite clear IMO that human rights charities are part of the problem, they are treating this camp as a 'waiting room' for the final journey to the UK. I did not see one woman or child. Just young men.
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Bought with £100k of foreign money I’m being paid to ponce about on tv instead of doing my job as an MP 👍🏻
It's a cob.
To avoid any confusion it's a cob. A bacon cob.
Time for the rest of the UK to fall in line with Ashfield
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“Please sir, I want some more!”
“As long as it doesn’t cost more than 30p! I’m off for a slap-up steak dinner on expenses!”
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People of Ashfield: starve, you idle buggers! I’m rolling in it 💷💷💷
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Conclusive proof that 💩 floats!
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2 x MPs who prefer taking huge sums of cash to play at being TV presenters, rather than representing their cash-strapped constituents!
With Esther.
Great night tonight.
Another Piggy Portrait about to go under the hammer.
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What we’re all thinking is, why does Ashfield have an MP who cares more about poncing about in London on tv than actually doing his fucking job . . .
The Real World.
I am back on the
@danwootton
Show tonight in my weekly Wednesday slot on
@GBNEWS
I am on just after 9.30pm and will be saying what you are all thinking.
Not that hard is it?
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This, ladies and gentlemen, is a perfect example of how stupid an elected politician can get . . .
#thickasmince
Oh Dear.
When you see folk paying hundreds of pounds to listen to Labour MPs bang on about open borders at Glastonbury it makes you wonder why the fence they speak behind is so high.
Is it because they want to stop people who have no right to be there entering illegally?
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I’m doing bog-all else so may as well waste some of my valuable time on frivolous bollocks like this . . .
PS I wasn’t on the list because I’m not important!
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How about
@LeeAndersonMP_
and
@Bren4Bassetlaw
actually do some fucking work for their constituents, instead of indulging their wank fantasies about using the disaffected as scapegoats for their utter failures?! There’s a word for people who obsess about foreigners 🤔
#ToriesOut
Lee Anderson, "If you don't want to go to Rwanda, then don't come to this country. It's that simple"
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I’m famous, me!
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I can’t be bothered with my constituents so I’ll just keep wanging on about migrants. Me white nationalist pals agree.
No No No !
There is no war in France.
Surely you know that?
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@canadiancarol1
You’re angry at the wrong people. And, lest you forget, you’re an immigrant yourself!!!
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Still doubt that
@BorisJohnson
has played us all for fools? The single most corrupt self-serving politician the UK has ever had!
You hear it but you can't quite believe it.
Johnson, a key player in the devastating Brexit heist that's causing massive disruption, political turmoil and hundreds of billions of pounds damage to the UK, states that after their conflict with Russia, Ukraine should join the EU!
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One brain cell gets passed back and forth . . .
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What recession? If you’re struggling to pay your bills then get two jobs. Make sure one of them comes with massive expenses and donors who’ll give you thousands purely out of the goodness of their hearts. Then spend your time on your second job feeding cheap beans to a chum!
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Throwing my staff under a bus since 2023 👍🏻
Katy works for me. She is single & earns less than 30k, rents a room for £775pcm in Central London, has student debt, £120 a month on travelling to work saves money every month, goes on foreign holidays & does not need to use a foodbank.
Katy makes my point really well.
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Bugger me! Irony has been redefined!!!
Gary Lineker has been spreading hate and should apologise.
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Pensioners, get back to work you scroungers!!!
Over half the households in Britain get more from the state than they pay in tax...while the top 10% of earners account for 53% of all income tax. We cannot have less than 50% of the population supporting the majority. It's just not fair.
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Full on gammon! No more pretending to be anything other than a screaming bigot!!!
"I want my country back" says Lee Anderson, as he defects to Reform UK. Does it want him back?
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Bell ends and their money are easily parted!
Every Socialist cloud has a silver lining.
Remember the picture depicting me as a butchers shop pig? Well I signed and framed two of them and auctioned them off last night. 800 quid for the pair, going to a very good cause.
#ownit
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@LeeAndersonMP_
Three completely legally incorrect uses of the word illegal there! And you’re involved in making our laws? Christ, if brains were shit you wouldn’t get a sniff!
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Hate foreigners more than care about constituents! Reminder: Ashfield is in the north of England, not on the south coast!!!
On The Beach.
Day 2 update.
The solution is in the UK not France.
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@Nigel_Farage
Keep eating pork pies, sausages and bacon, washed down with an imperial gallon of Owd Bigots Sweaty Bum Juice! The secret to a long and healthy life 👍🏻
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If you ever think I’m wrong, just look out for Crafty’s support! Confirmation, if t’were ever needed . .
'Send 'em straight back': Tory MP faces backlash over views on 'illegal immigrants'
Er, he’s only facing backlash from the political and media class, the vast, vast majority of the country agree with him
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Catching up wi’ the country’s best concrete farmer before heading off to t’pub wi’ me white nationalist buddies to laugh at blokes wearing dresses ‘n the like.
#votetory
#BringBackBoris
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So Shitler,
@Nigel_Farage
, reckons the west is responsible for Putin’s horrific mass murder! And you suckers still don’t think he’s a traitor?!
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Why is no one talking about the fact I’m abroad? Posh hotel room, summer clothes!
@mrjamesob
Deputy chairman of the Conservative Party Lee Anderson responds to his nickname '30p Lee'.
"The Labour Party don't want solutions. They use the most deprived areas and the poorest people in society to peddle their nonsense."
@juliahb1
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@leeandersonmp_
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@LeeAndersonMP_
@GregHands
@carolvorders
Talking of truth that matters . . . ever been recorded lying?
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@GoldingBF
No internal combustion engines, no tarmac, no air fryers . . . You really are a weird little racist!
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I’m going nowhere!!!
Lee Anderson says he'll take a break from Twitter after anger at him posting a photo of a staffer saying she can get by on less than £30k
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Help me… I’m going to lose my job!
At least I’ve got a job in the mines to go back to 😳.
#jobless
#votetoryibegyou
#justhadsomeleafletsdroppedoff
#liar
Help Me....
Help you....
The fight is on to keep Labour out of Downing Street.
Have a listen to my one minute clip then follow the link below.
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I don’t like to share GB News but this is honestly one of the most (accidental?) Partridge clips I have ever seen
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@LeeAndersonMP_
Booming? Try spending some time in your constituency, rather than poncing about in that London, pretending you’re Holly Willoughby!
Booming? Ashfield is on its arse!
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This is utter bollocks
👇👇👇👇👇👇
Labour and the left really dislike Lee Anderson because he represents working class people and they don’t anymore. They fear people relate to him, similar to why they despised Boris.
Labour are truly out of touch. I just hope voter apathy doesn’t let them into power.
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The thickest MP insults one of the most intelligent then sits there nodding like a naughty puppy when logic and reality knocks his ignorance back into the dark ages . . . Don’t try and show off in front of your posh friends again, there’s a good idiot!
Small Boats.
I raised this issue once again today and once again the Labour Home Secretary refused to answer.
There is a simple solution to this and only
@reformparty_uk
would do this
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12 gammons and me missus. Looking forward to a huge majority 🤣🤣🤣.
#voteloser
Positive News.
Tonight I was re-selected as the Parliamentary Candidate to fight the next General Election in Ashfield.
Feeling proud to be the first Ashfield MP to be born and bred here and looking forward to fighting the next election.
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Just to be clear - I must be allowed to lie and shout at will. Anyone who stops me doing so, by using intelligence and facts, must be shut down. The cancel culture in this country has gone far enough. No, hang on, I mean . . .
I just want a cuddle. Hold me,
@danwootton
☺️.
"I'm not having it. I'm sick to death of them. My inbox is full of people who are fed up to death of the BBC. They are biased."
"Its time we defunded them and its time MPs like me fought back and told them exactly what we think of them"
Take a bow, Lee Anderson. Superb!🔥👏👏👏
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Oh yes, it’s the pits for sure!
Yes it's true.
From the Pits to Parliament. Feeling very proud.
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Second job AND fucking off to 🇺🇸 in his second week as an MP. Who knew that grifter wouldn’t take his responsibilities seriously?!
🚨Nigel Farage is returning to GB News, starting this Tuesday at 7pm!
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Try doing an ounce of work for your constituents, you work shy bigoted brainless ponce!
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“I’m in’t Staff car park . . . Make out like you know who I am but not that we’re friends . . . Better turn this off . . . Just had some leaflets delivered . . .”
Lib Dems new attack poster.
Please drop me 48,000 off and I will deliver them myself in Ashfield.
#winninghere
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Hur hur. Hur. Hur hur hur. Mmmmm 😶
That couple you can't get rid of when you're on holiday & on the last night they invite you back to their room
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I reckon a man on tv wouldn’t be allowed on tv. Yep, I am THAT stupid!!!
Lovely Les. I see a tribute to Les is on the box tonight. Not sure he would be allowed on the TV nowadays. Fairly sure he would send the left into meltdown with his jokes. Me? Accuse me of being stuck in the 70s but I think he was hilarious.
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@PaulEmbery
I suggest you remove ‘trade unionist’ from your bio! You no longer morally qualify!
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Never mind legality, empathy and morals . . . always time for a joke!
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Quiz time! When I say “turn it around”, is that an admission that Big Dog’s made a right hash of things? You know, the blonde bombshell I defend with every breath!
Oops! 😬
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To all the hardworking nurses who cared for my wife after her double lung transplant, this is what I think of you! To the dedicated nurses in my constituency who spend their days clearing up sick, piss and shit, this is what I think of you!
#votetory
“Anybody earning 30 odd grand a year, which most nurses are, using food banks, then they’ve got something wrong with their own finances.”
Tory MP Lee Anderson tells
#TimesRadio
he doesn’t believe nurses are struggling to make ends meet.
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@LeeAndersonMP_
You’re just obsessed with foreigners. Utterly obsessed. Pathologically obsessed. In need of counselling obsessed. Unless you’re just racist. Are you racist?
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Sod my constituents, I’d much rather be cuddling a pretty white lady. The acceptable face of immigration!
Oh The Joy.
Most Fridays I jump in my car and drive to all parts of the UK to speak at Conservative fund raising events.
This Friday I am heading down south to support my good friend Joy Morrisey MP.
An American by birth but British by her dedication to our great country 🇬🇧🇺🇸
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Don’t forget me every day common sense racist pals!
I have just hit 60,000 followers since I joined in December last year. It's great to see like minded people engaging with every day British common sense. Thank you 🇬🇧🇬🇧
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No! Tory corruption is though! Michelle Mone, anyone?
So It Continues.
Could this be the biggest political scandal in recent years?
Looks like a Netflix series could happen here 🍿
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Utter BOLLOCKS!!!
Conservative Deputy Chairman Lee Anderson says one family in his local constituency who regularly uses his local food bank, he also sees in McDonalds "two or three times a week."
How is this even possible? Does he have them under surveillance?
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