@magpies_bible @ToonPolls But Spurs are hopeless.

@magpies_bible @ToonPolls Spurs?!?

@SkySportsNews Merse seems like a nice bloke but there must be more insightful pundits down my local.

@emilyhewertson @danwootton It would be nice to bump into him if I was in a car and he was crossing the road

@mark_robinson_ Do you know for sure that it didn’t cross the line then Mark?

@UtdXclusive @Fichajes_futbol Why?????

@talkSPORT As much as I want a toon win, we never beat Liverpool.

@__heidi_b__ I’d literally sell my grandmother for a taste of your beaver

@toonarmy_com He’s such a chubby cunt 😂

@davidcowen1966 @paddypower No likey

@MsiDouglas Shitting myself

@sakaera_ Now do titles

@UtdEIIis When are people going to learn to wait to see performances before declaring “winners” of the transfer window or claiming “best January”. Utd fans of all people should get this

@SkySportsNews When do Man Utd make players better? If anything they’d have sabotaged him for Bayern or whoever his next club was

@Footysm No song containing the line “whatever the weather” is the best of anything. It’s turgid shite

@footballontnt Facial expression is like he’s doing a shit

@SmashJT @RAB360 Why buy a PlayStation when you can play PS games on PC too?

@ManUtd Hope you get pumped 😛

@Im_RobM

@GoonerEurychus By grinding out tedious 1-0 wins via set piece goals?