Laz Alonso
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The OFFICIAL & ONLY Twitter Account of LAZ ALONSO. No other accounts are MINE! NONE!
Los Angeles, California
Joined December 2008
Hey folks, I will not be paying to have a blue check once they are removed. Please beware of fake accounts pretending to be me, this is my ONLY official account. If it isn't from HERE it is not me, EVER. Stay vigilant!.
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🤣 hilarious!!!!.
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Mother. Mother’s Milk.
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Sanity is relative.
Isn't it ironic that the most sane character in #TheBoys, M.M. suffers from O.C.D. @lazofficial .@TheBoysTV .@VoughtIntl
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My mom just told me she wants a grandchild and asked me to go to the doctor and get my mothers milk checked out! 😂.
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Sell the team Dan. Release the players, coaches, employees, the #NFL, the city, the legacy and THE FANS from this nightmare. You made your money. Now give us our team and hope back! #Commanders.
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Last night with the fam celebrating our Starlight’s birthday 🥳 💫 . and who knew @jensenackles could harmonize!!! He loves this song! 😂 #pipes @ Toronto, Ontario
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This team was one of the great nfl teams until he came & ruined it. If he truly loved this team he would sell it & set us all free from his curse….
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The #DMV area has been loyal and supportive of @WashingtonNFL for years. Last night was embarrassingly atrocious. Something big has to change at the very top in order for this organization to return to it's once greatness. It's not team presidents, coaching or players. @NFL.
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Thank you Alex Smith for going above and beyond giving the @WashingtonNFL a chance at winning every time you lined up behind center, against the odds. You are appreciated and wish you good luck. Also stay safe, lotta life 2 live after football!.
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I think Rachel would get a pass if she jumped on twitter & started correctly answering all the #AskRachel questions 😂😂😂.
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And in spite of it all I still love my team @WashingtonNFL . But it's time for a real change.
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Now why does the brotha have to be the face of “the show that’s destroying you?” 😂 Hey, I’ll take it, any press is good press, thanks Jason! 🤜🏾🤛🏾 🥴@TheBoysTV @therealKripke @Sethrogen.
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I’d like to shout out the @Commanders defense!!! Unsung heroes, playing better & better every week! Respect! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.
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You been asking…. June 3 the madness returns. @theboystv Season 3 on @amazonprimevideo @ Beverly Hills, California
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A lot of love went into that Sausage scarf Krip!!! Happy Holidays brotha! 😂🍆🐍.
For a long time, @lazofficial has wanted payback for wrapping him in a ten foot penis. Yesterday, he got it. Thanks for the holiday gift, Laz! #WhoWoreItBetter #LoveSausage. #TheBoys #TheBoysTV @TheBoysTV @PrimeVideo @SPTV #SPNFamily
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What legendary hip hop artists should I highlight this season on @theboystv? Any suggestions? @ Toronto, Ontario
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All the WR talk by the trade deadline, we need to add a CB to that too.
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It feels so great to have a professionally ran organization again!!! Thank you Josh Harris & Adam Peters!!!!! @commanders.
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One things for sure, Biden isn’t senile or suffering from Dimentia.
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Everyone keeps asking me what do I think of Wentz being the starter. I only care about 1 thing, Dan being gone forever as owner. That’s all I care about this season. That will be when time starts ticking again 4 the @Commanders.
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No excuse for body odor in adults. U should know how to wash at this point. .
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This fan base is the most loyal in the NFL. We been supporting bad seasons for over 20 years with no complaints. This last year we protested so YOU would get great coaches & A bum GM gone so u could finally have a chance to win. You’re welcome.
I’ll get you season tickets if you support us 100% through good and bad.
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I’m not ready to watch #WakandaForever . The second they flash Chadwick on the screen the waterworks will be uncontrollable…. This is one is going to be tough.
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Hey @Redskins the news that #BruceAllen will no longer be running Football Ops is only a start. Please tell Dan that he must #FireBruceAllen completely or we ain’t buying it. He’s done this b4 & Bruce weasels his way back in 2 sabotage the new team. Get rid of him 4 good!.
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New coaches, new players, new name, new uniforms, same owner, same losing team. Until Dan sells, the team will remain cursed with his bad mojo….
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Thank you @RiverboatRonHC 4 bringing a fighting culture back 2 the @WashingtonNFL & Dan if ur reading, please stay out of ALL football operations! U have something here, don’t f*ck it up like always, just write the checks & enjoy the wins!.
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Owners should be encouraged to either make your team competitive within 10 years of owning or be forced to sell.
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1 more day till Season 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾! We salute you, in @theboystv fashion of course 🫡 tomorrow on @primevideo
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Why do “some people” feel the need to question if I’m in the right line when waiting for a flight. Yes I am premium, are you? Yes? Good for u, see u inside!.
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My God. Rest in power my H.U. Brotha! ✊🏾.
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This is when being an only child finally paid off! I love social distancing! 🤓😁 Thanks mom!.
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I know I’m going to get slaughtered for this but oh well. I remember watching a young Aaron Rogers come off the bench and play a very similar game to Taylor Heineki. Not saying he’s that but he could be with further development. He’s got game! @WashingtonNFL.
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And THAT’s a WRAP on #Season3 of @theboystv !!!! Disrespectfully of course! 👹 @ Los Angeles, California
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I don't know why this matters to me, but it does! Retweet, spread the word! #DemandSupePorn . @KarlUrban @ErinMoriarty_ @JackQuaid92 @KarenFukuhara @itsNateMitchell @lazofficial @The_JessieT.
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Who would you cast in Jordan Peele’s next film?. In theaters December 25, 2024.
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My family means the world to me, and I commit to not driving distracted so I can be here to enjoy every moment. #ItCanWait #ATT #sponsored
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Hey @Redskins please remind Dan Snyder that 3 wins in week 12 still means #BruceAllen has destroyed this team & still must go. We should b 12-3 & a packed stadium after 10 years under him. #FireBruceAllen.
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Not for long. Love the piece!!! #MM.
Mother's Milk Monday. ? A sketch of the oft overlooked heart of The Boys. #TheBoys #TheBoystv #MothersMilk #comics @lazofficial @TheBoysTV
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So apparently, public restroom air blowing hand dryers suck up fecal matter from the air, and blow the bacteria directly on your hands after washing them. #staywoke.
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To all of our fair weather fans bombing us with 1 star reviews because we now release weekly instead of all at once. You're gonna piss #Homelander off. Hide the milk!!! LOL! (Episode 5 tonight at midnight)!.
Homelander has. feelings. about the 1 star reviews. (NEW EP TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT). #TheBoys #TheBoysTV @TheBoysTV @PrimeVideo #SPNFamily @antonystarr
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I been trying for years to get in @people #SexiestManAlive issue. What do yall think? Should I let the dream die or keep trying?.
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Bittersweet. I pray he retires and gets back to excellent health! Way more important than football! He gave his all to this team. Thank you!.
BREAKING : Redskins are releasing TE Jordan Reed.
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She's basically trying to get the damn lion killed. He's minding his business and she's being a damn fool. If he does what lions do, he'll end up getting shot for her stupidity. smh.
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If these loud booms that we hear everynight are in fact “fireworks”, why do they all end at the same time? Are all these kids coordinating when they start and end in unison?.
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14 day quarantine will have you checking your ring cameras every time u get a notification, and yelling at the squirrels that set it off 🐿. Last night it was a skunk 🦨. Day before a 🐈. 🥴.
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You never know a person’s story. You just never know the battles the other person has had to overcome.
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Less than 3 months away till the premier of Season 3 of @theboystv. To hold you over till then, enjoy the premier of #Diabolical on @primevideo. And yes, it is also a 💩 show 😂! @ Los Angeles, California
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I wouldn't b surprised if the #MelaniaSpeech wasn't done on purpose 2 own the news cycle he's been doing this type of stunt since day 1.
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Talking 2 mom about Trump & she dropped some old school latin wisdom on me. "Por la boca muere el pez" "The fish dies from his own mouth".
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LEITINHOOOOOOO RIGHTS!.
@reevesxbale @lazofficial @lazofficial hi laz we are leitinho stans!!!! can you say "LEITINHO RIGHTS" for us? we love you!!!!!!!!!!.
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How is paid administrative leave acceptable in all these killings??? How is that any form of punishment? #FalconHeightsShooting.
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So if Trayvon was on top, no blood leaked on #zimmerman after he shot him in the heart? not a drop? Makes no sense. #zimmermantrial.
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Tied her hair up in a ponytail with a rubber band! 😂.
At this point @ewarren has taken off her earrings and is lathering her face with Vaseline. #DemDebate.
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But 2 airports will cut traffic in half not double it. Sundays will b a nightmare with football, people flying in & out & driving back home
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My new way of annoying telemarketers, answer the phone but instead of hanging up just let them say hello until they hangup out of frustration #igottimetoday.
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I think it’s safe to say our culture is massively improving!!!! @WashingtonNFL lets go!!!!! @RiverboatRonHC.
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