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Lawrence Wray

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I write I make stuff up I have fun I've had cancer 19 times now I'm supposed to be dead I didn't come this far, just to come this far I follow back and retweet

Belfast, Northern Ireland.
Joined November 2012
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"We all have two lives. The second one starts when you realize you only have one."
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Just clunk 'em.
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Stop thinking you're just another person. You... are you. Unique in this world. Special, because you can make a difference. Don't self-limit. You were born to shine.
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Betty White is trending. Betty White and Keith Richards Escape From Earth to Repopulate the Species
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It takes courage to believe that the best is yet to come. - Robin Roberts #quote
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If you think you'll laugh about it someday, go ahead and start today. - Tim Fargo #quote
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Yeah, read that again.
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If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters #quote
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Jealousy is a good indication that you are doing things the right way. People never get... - Morgan Freeman #quote
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Seriously, it's not hard to be a good human.
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Every day is a new opportunity to make yourself better.
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Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend...
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams #quote
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Every day is a new and better version of you, if you allow it.
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Always lean forward. Either you fall, or you advance. Don't fall.
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Since I first posted this, it has had hundreds of reposts, so I think it's time I posted it again. Check the 'Z' on the keyboard.
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Anything you can do, I can do better. Ya think? Watch till the end. It's good.
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It costs nothing to be nice.
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The trouble with having an open mind, is that people will insist on coming along and... -Terry Pratchett #quote
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Creativity is intelligence having fun.
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Write for yourself.
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Who'd a thunk it?
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Be happy being you.
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I hope you never need my book, but if you have cancer, or know someone who does, it will help.
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Don't over think it, just do it.
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Just be you.
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Take care of each other and the world will look after itself.
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It's when he looks directly at the camera and his eyes say, "you see what I have to put up with?"
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Turns out I may be intelligent after all. Well, maybe. Possibly. Who knows?
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You're too hard on yourself.
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There are those who think their shit doesn't smell. There are those who are delusional.
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I've always thought this applied to me.
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A kind heart means more than money.
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Wish it would get a move on.
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Celebrate your weirdness. Love you for being you.
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What we hope ever to do with ease, we must learn first to do with diligence. - Dr. Samuel Johnson #quote
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Oh, oh, I'm in Twitter jail until Monday. Please visit me and bring chocolate.
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Turns out I may be intelligent after all. Well, maybe. Possibly. Who knows?
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People never fail to disappoint at some stage.
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A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel #quote
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You think I behave like a cat? How'd you get that?
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Wait... writers get paid?
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...but everyone has at least one.
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Oops.
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Move on. You're better than you think.
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Sometimes, a reminder is all you need.
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Six types of writers. Which one are you?
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Yeah, you will. You know you will. But you learn. That's what's important.
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Turns out I may be intelligent after all. Well, maybe. Possibly. Who knows?
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There's skippin' and there's skippin'.
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Always encourage them in everything they do.
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Faithful friends are always there for you.
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You visit a five-star hotel that promises an 'experience of a lifetime'. But... it fails to impress. What do you do? Scream and shout? Refuse to pay? Michael has something much better, and like the manager, you won't see it coming either.
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It's a hard, "Hell, no." from me. No job is worth that.
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If I like the music, I dance.
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Every time you fall down, pick something up. - Oswald Theodore #quote
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The most powerful emotion.
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Author Interview at @danielkemp6
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It helps you to help others. Think about it.
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Live for you.
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Be kind. It costs nothing.
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Look. It's a shitshow. You gotta accept cancer came-a-knockin', and you gotta accept the fight, and... you gotta win. (State the obvious Lawrence. Duhhh) Not long home and had to have a sleep, so just awake. Get it right in your head and you're well on the way. Operation Thursday
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Oh, yeah, I'ma dooin' it.
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"Are you gonna eat me?" "No kid, I'ma gonna protect ya and love ya."
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@fasc1nate Gotta say, the whole point of having a doggie is connection. The whole point is transcending master to friend. If you can't be bothered to walk your friend, what's the point? I could never see me even considering this method, because I love my doggie too much.
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Whatdayamean, ya didn't no wabbits can swim? Every day I get up and go for my morning dip.
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You're here, you're alive. What's not to celebrate?
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Oops.
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We all make them.
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If it needs doing, do it now.
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Be both.
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Make it easy on yourself.
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It costs nothing to be nice.
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Just be you.
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What are you having for your Sunday lunch?
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Honestly, I just went out for some morning exercise and they had a camera. 😁😁
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This is deep.
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It costs nothing to be nice.
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People never fail to disappoint at some stage.
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The inspiration you seek is already within you. Be silent and listen. - Rumi #quote
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Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee #quote
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Choose your friends wisely.
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