Laura
@lauritainekwe
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Executive Personal(Virtual) Assistant//Customer Service Expert//Communicator//Studied English Language//Cook//Healthy living advocate// #MyCaseIsDifferent
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Hi, Mutuals.
I need a job.
I am professionally Certified and
can fit perfectly into Roles like Administrative or Executive Assistant/ Customer Support and HR.
Remotely or Physically.
Recommend me for such roles. Ps. I'm a fast learner
Kindly Repost till I get Hired.
Thank you.
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Another day to try again.
May God crown our efforts with success.🙏🙏
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@beibipearl2
Which kind thing be this?😭 They should stop spoiling our image out there already!🫤
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Bare is better.😌
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If na like this teachers dey fresh, abeg, I want to be a teacher!🤲
Recommend me to your school uncle.🙏
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The inheritance I will give to my kids is quality education and dual citizenship. So help me God.
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Dear future husband, this is my family-perfect picture.😌😌🥹
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Dear Lord, please change my financial situation in July. Make it bigger!
Amen.
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Being a parent in this generation is so tough!
The thought pops into my head occasionally! Like, What kind of a parent will I make?
How will I shield my kids from the poison of this generation?
If it comes to it, I'd rather never birth a child than fail as a parent.🥲
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Zoom it.🥲
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I saw new yams everywhere today. New yams usually meant reduction in prices so I hurried to price them, hoping to get five pieces for N1,200 like we used to in 2021.
Lo and behold, seller said 12k for five pieces.🥲
I left respectfully.
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@Gidi_Traffic
Best thing I've seen in a long time.
It's Outstanding! I think everyone should be able to answer this in the realest sense of it with sentiments aside.
#WhatIsAWoman
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@unkonfined
Whenever I pray, I always include
There shall be;
No lack!
No loss!
No limitation!
in my family!
🙏
God answers that particular prayer always. And I'm grateful.
And I'd keep praying it.🙏
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I don enter 100 followers😭😭🥹🥹
Finally!
You people!🫣🫣🫣
I'm so happy I want to do 1k giveaway.
Will drop it for the first comment and repost.🥹😌
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This babe broke up with bf cos he didn't provide money for the Photoshoot. She did it herself, sent pics to him alongside the breakup message.
I mean, we've got real issues going on in this generation and photoshoot...Photoshoot is her priority?
Y'all gimme a break.
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Pillow always coming through for support through the coldest moments, literally.😌
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I buy my house with ease!
I buy my car with ease!
I get my visas with ease!
I get promotions with ease!
I get married with ease!
I get funding with ease!
Favor with ease!
Miracles on miracles!
Testimonies on testimonies!
Grace is my story!
Amen🙏
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The one in the middle has a mouth, small nose, eyes and big forehead right? Or is it just my eyes?
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I don't mean to brag but I just held an online class (English Language) for over 400 students, preparing them for Jamb.
It was super interactive and they loved me.
🤭🤭🤭
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First, it was Moses Bliss, then it turned to Theophilus Sunday. How did Nigerian Women miss these powerful men!😭😭
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I Affirm
Today i receive emails of good news
Today i receive calls of good news
Today i receive text of good news
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I've got families who love me.❤️
May God bless them financially.
God bless me to be able to take care of them too. Amen.
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My engagement circle is like 10 on this app.
They mean the world to me.🫂❤️
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March is bringing in prosperity. March is bringing in blessings. March is bringing in love and new beginnings.
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Oh my legs carry me dey go!
Anywhere better dey, carry me dey go!🤲🤲
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Pro tips for cooking great meals
1. Use less salt.
2. Use more natural spices.
3. Use less hot pepper.
4. Don't use very high heat.
5. Use more protein
6. Use veggies
7. Use your protein stock/Broth.
8. Use ingredients in moderation.
9. Add yours in the comment
10. Retweet
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We made a deal to follow each other, you went behind my back to unfollow me.
What did I do to you?
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Make I use this motivation hold body.
I started this business in 2017 with 45k and today i owned two shops that worth millions.
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This is what I must now do!
I’ve developed a new habit of reaching out to people as soon as they cross my mind. I drop a text or call immediately before I forget and get busy with other stuff, life’s too short.
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@nneoma_dr
Use tomato+pepper+long pepper+onions mix alongside Gino Tin tomato paste+chicken stock +Spicity jollof spice.
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Reading the book 'Passion and Purity' by Elisabeth Elliot and realising all over again how far our generation has fallen from 'keep yourself a virtuous virgin till marriage' to what we have now!
Sad realisation!
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I love love igbo songs, attires and dance moves. So majestic.🥹🥹 Aura of wealth and Royalty.🥹🥹
Once you see Igbo-American boys, you will know. They don't play. 🔥🔥🔥
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Dear future husband, It's me again.
I made this SAPA fried rice and it's just the tip of an iceberg compared to all I'm gonna be preparing for you.😌🤭
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Dear future husband,
It's me again.
I made these scotch eggs and some toast for lunch.
I'll eat for two.
Hope you're enjoying the weather.🥂
Okay, bye for now.
Love you.❤️
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I just printed a five-page document for N1,000
No editing, no typing! Just to print!
Last time I printed, a page was N50
Stationery and printing is now extremely expensive for the ordinary man to afford!
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Are y'all sure laptop is supposed to be placed on the laps? Cos it can be sooooo hot!😑
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I baked a cake for this guy and cake kept boiling for hours. I had his hopes high cos My previous attempts were so good. His guys were all anticipating.😭😭 I cried my heart out. Would never forget it.😭
I felt so embarrassed the day I cooked macaroni for this guy and it didn’t go well. Each time I remember this day, I low-key want to cry cause I don’t know how he felt and I don’t know what’s in his head about me. I can cook oh but that day flopped me😞
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As a business owner, every customer deserves a good Customer Service irrespective of the amount of good or service they get from you.
Stop treating people with higher purchases better than people with lower purchases!
It sucks!
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Dear future husband,
Happy Father's day.
I know you will be the best father to our children.
Can't wait to meet you and birth the most beautiful children with you.
I love you.
Yours truly,
Dear future wife.❤️
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I will marry just once!
I will marry right!
I will marry my husband!
I will marry my best friend!
We are going to be a happy family!
We are going to be rich!
We’ll have beautiful children who won’t give us headache or constitute nuisance to the society!
Amen!!!!
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The news of the Collapsed building in Plateau state claiming the lives of children got me weeping so bad.
An entire family wiped out by it is so heartbreaking. Couldn't hold my tears.
God rest their souls.😭😭
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This feeling is underrated. It hits crazily hard a lot...
Better days, I pray🤲🤲
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Can't relate.😌
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I was brought up that way. As a child, I'd cry if you served me food without protein. The last couple of years of being an adult has taught me differently tho. In all, I'm still uncomfortable eating with no protein in the meal.🥲
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But me, I'm not giving up. I'm sticking around to see what God will do. I'm waiting for God to make things right. I'm counting on God to listen to me.
Micah 7:7
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Guilty.😂😂
Proof that I'm a true Nigerian; Lolz. It's hard for me to throw away good nylons...😅
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Increased Minimum
wage = increase in the already deteriorated standard of living.
Checkmate!
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Me making plans for myself and God being like 'Can't believe you're making such little plans for yourself. Wait till you see what I've planned for you'.☺️🤭
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@natural_ama
I love it.😍😍
My landlady had a fish pond. I loved feeding them fish.🥰🥰 would really love to have mine someday.
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If I'm going with my baby.😌🤭
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Optional ingredients in your meal!
Hot Pepper
Oils
Salt.
When using any of the above, use a tiny bit or none at all.🫵
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Cornrows are my favourite. If you can't make that, I don't care about anything else you make. Go upgrade.🫵
Nothing pisses me off like a hairdresser that cannot make straight all back.
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Dear Future Husband,
I craved this today and I made it.
I'll eat for two.🫣😌
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If you don't make an impact, you'll just exist: sleep, eat, work, pay bills, grow old and die.
Pretty boring, hhuh!
People remember impact, not existence. Choose to make a difference and leave a legacy!
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Depends on the company you keep. There are no smokers among my company.👌
You will hardly see a young guy in this generation that doesn’t smoke, is smoking a flex now?
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We all, like survivors of a wreck at sea,
Adrift in the Atlantic, struggling to be free.
No land in sight, no refuge near,
Not even a flotation device to calm our fear.
Swim! Swim we must, to stay alive!
Just one rule in this vast ocean: Don't give in to the tide!
Laura😔
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Multitasking wasn't a natural talent of mine but I've been instilling them in me lately.
It's fun, watching my brain prioritise many tasks for the day and getting them all accomplished at the end of the day.💥💫
Google tasks does a great job with the reminders though.🫣
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This boi came through for me at my worst health crisis.🥹 A friend like fam.🫰
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People go study better course, na English Language I use my two legs go study.
Smh
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Eid Mubarak to my Muslims mutuals.
Enjoy the meat, love and family time!❤️❤️
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When God restores, there's no sign of what you've been through.
🙏🙏
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Be present!
Love your kids, both genders!
Don't ignore them boys!👌
Listen to them!
Do better than your father did!
Never be an absent father no matter
how broke You are.
Be there for your Kids.
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Forgiveness is an important trait. If they can't easily let go of things, think twice before entering the long haul with them.
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Faceoff😌
If you’re awake and you see this, quote or reply with anything.
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@Enioluwa_
Fried rice is actually so nice. I use just curry and Thyme for the green colouring effect. Add sweet corn, liver, red beans, seasoning cubes, use your chicken broth alongside the normal veggies used for it. Serve with a creamy coleslaw and chicken. I very much love it.
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Do you brush your teeth and take your bath every night before bed or you're looking for someone to condone your bad character?
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Helping to prepare over one thousand students virtually for Jamb.
I love the energy in our virtual classes.👌
I'm so proud of me.😌🤭
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See me smiling sheepishly and victoriously.
The way I celebrate people's winnings ehn.🥹🥂✅
After being laid off at the beginning of the year, and multiple rounds of interviewing. I finally have a job! Say hello to your new Financial Analyst II 🥹🙌🏽
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Dear sun,
Pls, be scorching hot tomorrow!
I promise never to take you for granted again.
I'm nearly freezing.😔
Yours truly,
Me.
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Dear Future husband, it's me again!
I've almost got it all!
Good cook✅
Good in the other room🥲
Good personal hygiene✅
Gorgeous charisma ✅
Good English✅
Ready for childbirth✅
Degree✅
Intelligence✅
Plenty money...🥲
You see, that's the only thing left! Soonest, dear!
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Ikr.
When you’re broke, that’s when soap will finish, gas will finish, charger go spoil, data go finish
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Scary.🥲
A lot of people mess up something good, looking for something better, but end up with something worse.
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No!
Not yet.
But I know I will.
Soon.
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Just got three eggs for N600.
One of them is bad.😔
It was three for N100 in 2020
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Dear future husband,
I just made one of the best meals.😌
This woman came in and was like, 'It smells so good in here. What are you cooking'. 'Jollof rice'. I replied. Then she said, 'Abeg give me some'. I served her and she ate happily.😌🫣
Yours truly.😌
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