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Lauren Zima
5 years
Here is Tyler C's proposal to Hannah, fully transcribed. Let us cry. #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale
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5 years
PETER WEBER TO HANNAH BROWN: "You asked Tyler out on the last episode...did it ever cross your mind to ask me instead?" ALL OF US: #thebachelor
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5 years
For our weekly transcription of Tyler C's incredible speeches, I have combined what he said to Hannah's mom and dad tonight. There are no words....except Tyler C's. @TylerJCameron3 #TheBachelorette
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5 years
Here is Tyler's undeniably perfect fantasy suites speech to Hannah, fully transcribed. I have read it 72 times. #respectfulking #TheBachelorette #tylerc @TylerJCameron3
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Hannah: "Jed calling out to me, strumming his guitar singing a song, if that's not out of a romance novel, I don't know what is." Tyler: #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Hannah Ann said she wants to date Tyler C and now Hannah B seems to be potentially on a date with him so at the end of the day...did we still get Tyler as #TheBachelor ?!?!?
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Peter: "My heart just sank when you asked Tyler out." Hannah: "He was reaching out, you didn't say anything ... I thought you wanted to be #TheBachelor ." Remainder of America:
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Chris Harrison to Madison: "Peter is single, he ended his engagement to Hannah Ann." Madison: "Is he OK?" my heart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Tammy: "I feel bad for you." Mykenna: "I feel bad for you, I hope you watch this over and see who you really are honey. I'm NOT the villain of the season honey." Me, from behind a wine barrel: "YOU ALL ARE!!!!" #TheBachelor
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Here's Cam's speech to Caelynn ... fully transcribed ... I miss Tyler C. #BIP #BachelorInParadise
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Lauren Zima
4 years
You guys Joe is a 36-year-old anesthesiologist with a beautiful man bun and a legit sense of humor who declares himself "a lover not a fighter" AND LOOKS. LIKE. THIS. I...I SUDDENLY SEE NO OTHER OPTIONS!?!?! #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
5 years
I keep thinking about @AlabamaHannah saying @TylerJCameron3 would stop their physicality on his own in fantasy suites. Unfortunately, even when “i don’t want to have sex,” is communicated, someone often still pushes to see if that can change. Tyler didn’t. #thebachelorette 👏👏👏
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Bennett: "Clare's gone, Dale's gone. Personally, I'm very, very, very excited for a possibility that I never thought was going to happen! Now we get a fresh start." BENNETT, OUR UNPROBLEMATIC KING #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
5 years
WE STAN A WOMAN WHO IS IN TOUCH WITH AND PROUD OF HER SEXUALITY. WE STAN A WOMAN WHO REFUSES TO BE SHAMED. WE STAN THE WINDMILL!!! #thebachelorette @AlabamaHannah
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Lauren Zima
6 years
Here's Bekah M's face as Arie proposed #TheBachelor #AfterTheFinalRose
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Well, it's happened. This episode has done the unthinkable. IT HAS WIPED THE SMILE OFF OF PILOT PETE'S FACE ADORABLE FACE. #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
4 years
A FULL AND COMPLETE TRANSCRIPTION OF PETER GIVING MADISON THE ROSE: Peter: Madison, will you accept this rose? Madison: ...Yeah. Peter: ......Are you sure? Madison: Yeah. #TheBachelor
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Dylan to Hannah: "I did not come to spend the summer with you -- I came for us to spend everything after it together." Bachelor Nation: #bip #bachelorinparadise
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5 years
I love how Peter takes his job as a pilot so seriously that he is constantly imitating a plane #thebachelorette #pilotpete
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Lauren Zima
5 years
What i love about @taylorswift13 albums is that i listen once, and i have a couple of favorites, and then every time i listen my love for the favorites deepens- AND i find a new song i love. On #Lover my relationship with each song is growing and changing ❤️
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Imagine telling your friends a guy gave you this the third time you hung out with him #TheBachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Hannah Ann to Peter: “Words are powerful, Peter. Either you don’t mean what you say or you don’t understand the weight of your words and how they impact people so which one is it.” Bachelor Nation: #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale
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Lauren Zima
4 years
I think (correct me if I'm wrong) Abigail is the first deaf contestant in #TheBachelor history, and I love how open she is about explaining how she learned to handle it and bring it up with dating. Plus, she has such a positive outlook! Love her so far #TheBachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
‘Stay safe’ has become the new ‘have a good day’
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Madi: "I felt like you really just put your feelings and your needs and your wants way above mine, and that was really hurtful.” Peter: "You're the only person that I truly don't really know how you feel." Me: I SEE BOTH SIDES HELP #THEBACHELOR #Thebachelorfinale
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Lauren Zima
6 years
ARIE: "The more I hung out with you the more I was losing the possibility of reconciling things with Lauren." ARIE YOU WERE ENGAGED TO BECCA. ENGAGED. ENGAGED. #TheBachelor
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Me being emotionally dwarfed by the looming shadows of my past #thebachelor
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Derek Peth on Demi: "I can’t put myself in her shoes. Truth be told, I can’t understand the level of bravery and courage that it took to say to me." Me: "DEREK FOR #THEBACHELOR GOODNIGHT." #bip #bachelorinparadise
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Here is Mykenna’s speech to Tammy, fully transcribed, and it’s amazing. #thebachelor
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Luke: I didn't talk about you guys. Garrett: Hannah just said you did. Luke: OK, well, actually, looking back and remembering and pondering and thinking on it and recalling.... #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
4 years
HANNAH ANN JUST SAID THAT PETER REACHED OUT TO HANNAH *BROWN* WHILE THEY WERE ENGAGED TO GET CLOSURE #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Guys, Cam is a little much/awk but I'll give him this: he's consistently said he's ready to settle down and be a husband and father, and he hasn't said a bad word about anyone else. #BIP #bachelorinparadise
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Lauren Zima
4 years
I have been saying all season long that I think Peter came off so indecisive in part because he wasn't used to making choices without his parents. And now I think we see...Barb may largely make the choice in the end. #Thebachelor #thebachelorfinale
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4 years
Peter on Hannah: "It is the absolute best feeling in the world." Peter on Victoria F: "I have all the confidence in the world with her." Peter on Maddie: "She just means the world to me." Me: "Help." #TheBachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
BREAKING: #TheBachelorette is Clare Crawley! 38-year-old Clare was last on Winter Games in 2018, and I'd say this is a solid response to fans being frustrated w/ contestants being too young on the show...thoughts? #theBachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
“I don’t want easy, I want crazy.” -Peter Weber #thebachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
literally my only question: WHAT BOY BAND?!?! #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Luke P. saying of Hannah: "She's never told me that she loves me but I know she loves me" is more alarming to me than anything he's said about faith or sex. He does not respect her thoughts or decisions, or her telling him, more or less, "No." #TheBachelorette #MenTellAll #MTA
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Peter Weber calls someone by two names when he likes them: Hannah Brown (was in love with her) Hannah Ann (first impression rose) Maddie Rose (first one on one date) just saying #TheBachelor
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Lauren Zima
5 years
I have transcribed @TylerJCameron3 's speech to @AlabamaHannah last night and it is something to behold; @NicholasSparks this is your guy. I am in awe. 💯 #TheBachelorette
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5 years
*ALERT* *ALERT*; WE GOT TWO TYLER C SPEECHES THIS EPISODE #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
4 years
So...Kelsey gave us an iconic franchise moment with her champagne gaffe, but then did a total 180 and is now arguably the most sane person on this show, proving herself by giving mature responses to our lead and sharing her emotional backstory? ...KELSEY FOR #THEBACHELORETTE ?!
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Lauren Zima
4 years
BIG CONGRATS! Ben Higgins is ENGAGED to Jessica Clarke. couldn’t be happier for these two wonderful people ❤️ first photos and interview here @benhiggi @etnow #thebachelor
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Lauren Zima
5 years
IS HANNAH ASKING TYLER TO GET BACK TOGETHER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Hannah Brown on sending Peter home on her season: "My heart was very confused. I don't know what the f*** I was doing. I'm really f***ed up. ... I question what I should have done." THIS CONVERSATION IS WAY MORE INTENSE AND REVEALING THAN I EXPECTED. #TheBachelor
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5 years
When Luke asked Hannah if he could pray over her before he left #thebachelorette
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Lauren Zima
5 years
I AM SORRY OF THIS IS TOO SOON BUT #TYLERCFORBACHELOR ...I AM NOT SORRY. #THEBACHELORETTE #THEBACHELORETTEFINALE
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Wow, Tyler's 'stressed out' face just emphasizes his cheekbones and makes him even more attractive ARE YOU KIDDING ME @TylerJCameron3 #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
4 years
THIS IS AMAZING AND SHOULD BE A REAL GAME @chrisbharrison @fleissmeister #thebachelor
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4 years
Solo fam quarantine day 2: Created our own guess who game: bachelor edition 🌹🌹🌹 thanks to missjinxed on the bachelor reddit for the idea!! #thebachelor   #bachelorfavorites
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5 years
I keep thinking about Hannah saying to her mom “i knew this would happen” during the Jed date w her family. Did she mean she knew her parents wouldn’t like Jed’s career as a musician, or she knew they’d like Tyler more than him? #thebachelorette @AlabamaHannah
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Lauren Zima
4 years
There’s an editor somewhere who need a raise #thebachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
This Tweet is not ageing well. #thebachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
So...Kelsey gave us an iconic franchise moment with her champagne gaffe, but then did a total 180 and is now arguably the most sane person on this show, proving herself by giving mature responses to our lead and sharing her emotional backstory? ...KELSEY FOR #THEBACHELORETTE ?!
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Lauren Zima
5 years
I see some saying Dylan is too clingy to Hannah; I disagree. He's made it clear he's only into her, & is patient. Frankly, there's nothing to do in #BIP if you're not flirting. Literally: no books, TV, etc. So, he's chillin'. What's he doing that's creepy?!? #BachelorInParadise
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Just hit me how different all of LA might look with a month of no Botox/filler touch ups 😳
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Peter on Hannah Ann: "the most perfect woman I have always dreamed of." Peter on Victoria F: "so right and so easy, and honestly perfect." Peter on Madison: "the ultimate feeling of happiness and love." Me: "...Help." #thebachelor
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4 years
"I'm strong, and I've been my own rock throughout this." LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HANNAH 👏 ANN 👏 #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale
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Lauren Zima
4 years
I can’t stop listening to this clip of Kelley that sounds very unKelley like #theBachelor idk
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Peter Weber: "If things keep going like this, we could have Chase Rice sing at our wedding!" America: #TheBachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
When you're gorgeous and have been working your a** off on this show but have not gotten one gd moment of dialogue on screen #TheBachelor #JusticeForSarahC
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Lauren Zima
4 years
TAYSHIA. IS. COMING. #THEBACHELORETTE
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Good evening, I'm here to stan Kelley, our wet-haired, wine-drinking relatable queen #TheBachelor #IconOfNormalcy
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Lauren Zima
3 years
TBh almost 24 hours later and I'm still thinking about how Victoria called everyone else "crazy," Marylynn "psychologically disturbed" and referred to herself as an "empath" #thebachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
When s*** is going down but you're a lawyer and know you should stay out of it for career reasons #TheBachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
A new type of awkward I'm just discovering: those last 5 seconds of a Zoom meeting where you've all said goodbye and are trying to click 'end'
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Jed is going to sing when he proposes, isn't he? Jesus. #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Victoria F and Peter had a totally private date in a shut-down theme park...then her ex Chase Rice showed up...and so did gobs of people...who were all allowed to keep their phones...while Alayah was back on the internet... soon to return. GIVE THIS SHOW AN EMMY #theBachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
I literally don't think I've ever wanted someone to get a rose on a date more #Ivan #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
4 years
As a face-touching hugger who hates to be alone, doesn’t grocery shop and can’t cook, all of this is honestly going to be tough for me #corona #coronavirus
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Lauren Zima
5 years
This aged well @TylerJCameron3 @viallnicholas28 ❤️😂😘
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Tyler IS the real-life Noah Calhoun, right? #thebachelorette
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Lauren Zima
5 years
We did not know Tahzjuan before today, but we will never forget her from this day forth. I have never in my life seen someone make such magnificent use of one (and one episode only) of reality television. #BIP #bachelorinparadise
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Lauren Zima
5 years
Hearing some ask if #TheBachelor franchise is forever changed bc Colton & Hannah both didn't end in engagement. Well, Hannah DID; the ending just changed. I don't think it's about engagement or not, it's about giving fans a genuine, captivating ending every time. #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
4 years
I cannot stop watching this moment of Victoria P removing something from her nonfriend Alayah's eye as Alayah was telling her she broke her "beyond compare" #TheBachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
"You also have to be realistic in this situation and think, ‘OK, I know he checks off a lot of boxes, but am I into it?” -- Kelley Flanagan, icon of normalcy #TheBachelor
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Lauren Zima
4 years
I am very much here for Matt James’ #TheBachelor announcement quarantine aesthetic #SalmonJacket #pants ??? @mattjames919 @TylerJCameron3 🌹❤️🍷😂
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Lauren Zima
4 years
MILLENIALS, this is on us. And all we have to do right now is stay home. Think of all your grandparents and parents have done for you. Protect them now. #corona #coronavirus
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Lauren Zima
5 years
The romantic summer movie we all deserve #TheBachelorette @AlabamaHannah @TylerJCameron3
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Here is Peter Weber's proposal to Hannah Ann Sluss, fully and completely transcribed. It contains exactly one vague mention of another woman. #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Tammy seems to be saying she didn't call Kelsey "an alcoholic," arguing instead that she simply said she had "alcoholic tendencies" ... I'm still not OK with that. That's a huge thing to say and it's not Tammy's right to diagnose. #TheBachelor
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Hannah: "Mike deserves to be loved fiercely just as much as I do." 👏👏👏 @AlabamaHannah #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Here is Hannah Ann's breakup with Peter, fully transcribed #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Quotes from tonight have included... "this is not me just intuition" "even though I walked away with rose" "you made me found my damn voice" ...so yeah this season literally doesn't make sense anymore #thebachelor
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Lauren Zima
5 years
CHRIS HARRISON JUST SAID THE PROPOSAL WILL BE CRINGEWORTHY WHY AHHHHHHHHHHHH #THEBACHELORETTE
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Peter: 'everyone's caught up in this!!!' Peter's family: ...your fundamental lifestyle differences and vast gap in devotion to faith? #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Hey @netflix do you have anything in the can you can drop? Like even if it’s not great it’s cool our bar is low in #corona times #coronavirus
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Lauren Zima
5 years
#TheBachelor Peter Weber just said he wished that he and Hannah had ended up together: "I want to just kiss her and just have had all this work out." ALL I CAN SAY IS WOW Also, looks like we're getting Hannah in next week's episode too.
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Lauren Zima
4 years
I don't mean this in a mean way but of all the people I thought Tayshia would be crying on the side of the road about...it was not...Blake #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
4 years
Change 'Bachelor in Paradise' to 'Bennett in Paradise' right now I'm ready #TheBachelorette
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Lauren Zima
4 years
CHEERS TO WHOEVER THOUGHT OF PUTTING BARB'S FACE IN THE BOX WHILE HER DAUGHTER HANNAH ANN GAVE HER SON BACK THE ENGAGEMENT RING #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale
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Lauren Zima
4 years
By the numbers: the only person to not have issues with another woman or Peter at this point is Madison #thebachelor
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Lauren Zima
3 years
Rando, but I can't stop thinking about and trying to figure out why Heather is driving a minivan #TheBachelor
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Barb is just out here APPLAUDING HER SON GETTING SCHOOLED i cannot #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale
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Lauren Zima
4 years
She’s had her phone back for like a day and she’s already slaying #thebachelorette
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Clare Crawley
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@JuanPaGalavis @CrystalPowel And yet here you are, older than 99% of them and still cant practice compassion and kindness...
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5 years
Caitlin looks like a cross between Caelynn and Hannah G, and Blake will be pouncing in 3, 2.... #bip #bachelorinparadise
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Lauren Zima
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Look, my opinion may change as #BachelorInParadise continues, and I think there are several solid options ... but he's a respectful, mature, intelligent, handsome guy w/ a great job ... DEREK PETH FOR #TheBachelor ?!?!!? #BIP @PethDerek
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Lauren Zima
4 years
When Kelley said 'I didn't expect to be in Lima' do you think she meant generally> ... or like 'I didn't expect to make it this far on this freaking reality show and I have boxes of case files waiting for me dear God' #TheBachelor
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Lauren Zima
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This is my favorite episode of fantasy suites ever, one of the best episodes of #TheBachelorette or #TheBachelor ever, GIVE THIS SHOW AN EMMY ALREADY
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Lauren Zima
6 years
For anyone wondering if producers 'made' Arie break up with Becca on camera, every lead I've ever interviewed says that no one on production can 'make' you do anything. These are your choices. #TheBachelor
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"I can't go through with this unless I'm sure that I'm the only one he loves." -- Hannah Ann, as she walks to possibly get a proposal from Peter Weber, who last night said his heart was more with Madison. #Thebachelor #thebachelorfinale
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