Lauren O’Neil
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Anchor and reporter @globalnews / @am640 . OG internet girl. Animal lover. Weirdo. NEWS TIPS: lauren.oneil @corusent .com 💌
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I can’t get over the giant 3D kitty cat in Shinjuku.
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I can only describe the smell inside flooded Union Station today as “dead raccoon left to rot in the sun for three weeks.” But it was more likely sewage.
#onstorm
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Irish villagers complain that fumes from the Viagra factory are causing dogs to get boners:
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MILF MANOR IS THE DARKEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON TELEVISION OH MY EFFING GOD
#milfmanor
@TLC
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@Jenna_Marbles
I just watched all 3 of your "things boys don't understand videos" with my boyfriend and am dying of love for you. Thanks.
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Why are all of the guys in Drake's new video wearing parkas inside the chalet when Chair Girl is practically naked? Not cool, on so many levels.
#War
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What if the Banksy was stolen by BANKSY?!?!?
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Drake is opening a new restaurant in Toronto called “Pick 6ix.” LeBron James and Dwyane Wade were there last night. It might serve sushi, but nobody knows for sure:
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Spotted in Toronto: A raccoon trying to get in to a cat café
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“After announcing the job cuts, Bell said it would push ahead with a more generous dividend payout to its shareholders.”
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Canada's hitchhiking robot lasts just two weeks in US before getting decapitated.
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#smh
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A Dubai skyscraper called the "Torch Tower" is on fire
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MIT's crazy robot cheetah with laser eyes can jump over walls now, so good luck evading it. Ever.
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"The name is Bond; Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, Queen of the Andals etc., Bond."
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Cat sticks its head in a bag of Flour, looks like demonspawn:
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What in the actual heck is going on behind Donald Trump in this GIF?
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Some guys sent this chick rape threats on Facebook, so she sent screenshots to their moms :)
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This is legit the most impressive media kit I’ve ever received in my life. Well done and thank you,
@Sethrogen
. Can’t wait for Houseplant to hit Ontario 🍁🔥💨✌🏼😎
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Apple withholds free MacBooks and funds from the Republican National Convention over Trump nomination:
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GOOD NEWS, Toronto! There is at least one more white squirrel still kicking around Bellwoods. I just ran into him!
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Dude, I'm a millennial living in Toronto... what makes you think I have a lawn? 😂
#topoli
@JohnTory
#affordablehousingplease
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@Iss3i
@kylegriffin1
You are totally welcome to come and live in Canada. I’m not the government or anything, but I am a friendly citizen and I say it’s cool. Bring the other smart Americans! We have so much room!
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I don't normally fangirl over celebrities at work, but
@Norm
is a Twitter demi-God :)
#CBCNN
@CBCNews
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Hello friends! I’m thrilled to formally announce that I am now working for
@am640
Global News Radio in the role of reporter / anchor. So happy to join the Corus family and maybe, one day, finally ride the big slide 😂
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None of the cabbies outside Union Station wanted to take me to Liberty Village (too short a ride) so I finally told one I was going to North York. Changed the destination after I got inside and he got all pissy like “UGH... you pay cash.”
This is why Uber is winning, Beck.
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"This is the future of humanity in one disturbing photo"
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4-year-old girl goes viral with smart comeback for boy who called her 'ugly.' Miss Cici 5eva!
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Celebrate the Return Of the Start Menu With a Windows 95 Backpack
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Hey
@KrisHumphries
, you didn't "get out" – you were KICKED out.
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#TeamBruiser
#BruceJenner
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These Conceptual Video Game Themed Cat Scratchers Are Awesommmme:
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It's a sea of blue and "wooo!" outside the Rogers Centre right now.
@BlueJays
fans go hard 😉🇨🇦
#BlueJays
#OurMoment
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After nearly 7 years at
@blogTO
, I’m moving on to the next phase of my career…. Still trying to figure out what that looks like, but I’m eternally grateful for all of the incredibly opportunities, experiences and relationships I’ve gained since 2017. Nothing but love forever ❤️
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When my dad was driving me to school today we saw a fully naked man run down the street and get tackled by a police officer, sorry for my commentary in the video lol
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I got from Liberty Village to the financial district in about 15 minutes by streetcar this morning. That's *almost* as fast as riding my bike. I'm totally down with the
#KingStreetPilot
. Well done,
@TorontoComms
.
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I’m fostering 4 kittens and their mommy right now. They’re about 2 weeks old. Mama cat is named “Cinnamon” according to her medical papers, and the babies don’t have names yet. Any suggestions? :)
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I’m getting flamed harrrd for this tweet. I meant “fuck” as in “here comes all the rampant speculation about terrorism.” You know, because his last name is Hussain.
Literally NOTHING is known about the suspect’s motives at this point. Just chill and let police do their jobs.
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This just in: The entire world is just a giant cat coughing up a hairball.
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Keke Palmer talking about how Queen Latifah has been supporting and mentoring her since she was 9 years old 😍
#SheInspiresMe
#Tiff19
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“I used to be the only pretty blonde woman reading the fake news. Now there's a network devoted to it.” - Jane Curtin
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Today in things I must have: The Pizza Bedding Set
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Genius kid shows us all the CORRECT way to watch movies on a smartphone:
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It breaks my heart when taggers ruin beautiful pieces of art like this. Like, what is the point? Are they jealous?
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These Pictures Of Kim And Kanye Simpsonized Will Make You Go WTF
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"If making something of myself means losing myself, then what am I making?" –
@TheGetDown
🙌🏼🔥✌🏼
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Margaret Atwood prefers 140 characters to 280 on Twitter. Here’s why:
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@MargaretAtwood
@jack
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An Ontario Parks employee who wishes to remain anonymous sent us this:
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Everything You Need To Know About Life And Love You Can Learn From Pizza
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So many are here to see “pee pee poo poo man” that his bail hearing has been moved to a larger courtroom within Old City Hall. It’s still packed to the gills.
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Hi hi! Want 12 months of
@XboxGamePass
for free?
@brockmclaughlin
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@LeonardusKun
@GeorgiaWay24
@isleoflife
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@tabathataylorr
“I could care less about the opinions of the dumb” 👏🏻❤️👌🏻
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RT if every time you hear the words “dental plan” you blurt out “Lisa needs braces!”
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"I know a lot of Canadians like going to Cuba – maybe because they haven’t had Americans crowding the streets and beaches.” -
@POTUS
😂
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Some guy used Google autocomplete to make the best online dating profile ever:
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Ontario reading through Renata Ford's statement of claim like...
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Russia celebrates VE Day by giving toy rifles and military berets to ACTUAL seals, hahaha:
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Both Donald and Eric Trump were caught spying on their wives' ballots, lol.
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Weird how almost every "stupid feminist" tweeting photos on the
#PissForEquality
hashtag created her account Oct. 2. Nice try, GG.
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If you’re wondering about the Zellers 2.0 diner food truck, here are some mini versions of what they’re serving and a menu!
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A group of "hackers" is taking credit for downing
#PokemonGo
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@politicalth0t
The best part is when she twirls around a pole in the heart of Yorkville hahaha
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