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@laurel
laurel
28 days
I blinked and January is halfway over
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@laurel
laurel
2 months
some people play video games like their only goal is never to have to play it again
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@laurel
laurel
2 months
I still don’t understand how everyone learns line dances and who decides which one is THE official one
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@laurel
laurel
5 months
You don’t have to engage with things that upset you 24/7 even if people make you think you have a duty to
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@laurel
laurel
5 months
Welp. I still have a 1% chance of winning my fantasy football match up this week. I do so much better when I don’t try at all and forget to set my line up.
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@laurel
laurel
6 months
I swear Microsoft knocks off good products and makes them so much worse with way too much forced integration with other Microsoft products rather than keeping it simple.
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@laurel
laurel
6 months
the mid-2000’s pop punk band member to real estate agent pipeline is real
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@laurel
laurel
6 months
Is the band Cartel okay mentally after that whole band in a bubble thing?
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@laurel
laurel
7 months
I can’t comprehend how people learn line dances and remember them all
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@laurel
laurel
9 months
Is dental office core a music genre? I think it might be my favorite these days
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@laurel
laurel
10 months
@bentleyliz2 I get these same messages for my username here about once a month. Each person feels just as entitled to my username as the one before. One threatened to sue me for “squatting in their brand”.
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@laurel
laurel
10 months
15 MORE!?!? Okay I guess i'm never sleeping. Bye.
@taylorswift13
Taylor Swift
10 months
It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍
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@laurel
laurel
10 months
the smallest man who ever lived could have been the track 5 but she didn't want to give him the honor
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@laurel
laurel
10 months
mood: down bad crying at the gym
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@laurel
laurel
10 months
How do people get so good at chopping vegetables? I have chopping envy when people can make those itty bitty diced bits
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@laurel
laurel
11 months
Listen. I love Taylor Swift but she is one of the biggest offenders of this. I personally don't like the wastefulness, I don't like manipulation via fomo, and I don't like how this manipulates the music charts.
@PopBase
Pop Base
11 months
Billie Eilish tells Billboard why she uses recycled material for her vinyls — says some of the biggest artists in the world are releasing several different vinyl versions for numbers and money: “I can’t even express to you how wasteful it is. It is right in front of our faces and people are just getting away with it left and right, and I find it really frustrating as somebody who really goes out of my way to be sustainable and do the best that I can and try to involve everybody in my team in being sustainable — and then it’s some of the biggest artists in the world making f–king 40 different vinyl packages that have a different unique thing just to get you to keep buying more. It’s so wasteful, and it’s irritating to me that we’re still at a point where you care that much about your numbers and you care that much about making money — and it’s all your favorite artists doing that sh-t.”
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@laurel
laurel
11 months
Spent way too much time researching why some people are pro-standard time and others are pro-daylight time instead of changing the time on my stove and microwave
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@laurel
laurel
1 year
idk who needs to hear this but in a professional setting if you talk to someone like you think they are dumb, they know you are talking to them like you think they are dumb
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@laurel
laurel
1 year
how do people who go on love is blind not die at the idea of their friends and family seeing this?
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