Laura Oakley
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Spurs, PR, wine, chips, sleep, mates, sunny weather and away days. All views are my own 🇬🇮 @olimfoundation
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That’s my dad 💙🤍
RIP Steve 😢
Grassroots coach Steve’s health deteriorated rapidly during the pandemic, when his team found out he only had days remaining they had to reach out to let him know the impact he had on their lives. Never under estimate the impact you have on other peoples lives.❤️😢
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So this is the teenage prick who punched me in the face at the game today. Sorry your alevel results went badly but this week may get worse as you have been reported.
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Teach you the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’
Your 10 years old and we just stole your lunch money. What you gunna do?
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@Gertcha1882
Banter between the fans. I said ‘go on then, punch me in the face’ so he did. And his dad or older person said ‘you deserved it because you’re a fucking slag’
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Dear
@SpursOfficial
thank you for the weekly reminder to renew my season ticket.
However, this will be done 2 days before deadline as I don’t want the £ in your bank any earlier.
I’d leave it until deadline day (like your transfers) but we’re all aware how bad your website is
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For the first time in about a decade I didn’t bother with West Ham away.
I’m not sure who is more disinterested in Spurs at the moment. Me or the actual club.
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Great evening, shame about
@btsport
confiscating these flags... 7.45pm Ko on a Friday night at Tranmere with no public transport home
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Back from Germany and what a wonderful five days. In desperate need of vegetables after a load of carbs and stodge though….
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I frame all my away tickets together in a big frame. These and my final ticket will get their own special spot on the wall.
#RoadToMadrid2019
#ChampionsLeague2019
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A legend left us today.
@Pete2Boogie
was an amazing man and did so much for Spurs fans at home and abroad. Sleep well Pete, I’m glad you got to see some Ange ball before you left us 💙🤍
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My mum has only just found out a) that my dad had an executive season ticket and b) how much it is 🤣
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Tottenham Hotspur
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Tag a youtuber I should take to the next game. I wonder if the new ticket t&cs count for this prick? Doubt it. Un-fucking-believable
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My mum & dad met in a nightclub. She wrote her home number on the back of the club stub. My dad kept it in his wallet until he passed away and added her work number too. 😍 look how old the dialling codes were then!
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Went speed dating last night.
There was a guy there with an eye patch who kept talking about sex.
There was another guy there with a game of thrones T-shirt on.
I’m going to die alone.
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It’s been a year since you left us, and with the protests going on today I thought this picture of us when we last won a trophy was apt.
Miss you every day, but also glad you’re not here to witness the current shit show that is our club. Stevo Mourinhio 19.06.52-15.05.20 🤍💙🤍
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Hi
@SpursOfficial
- just trying to fill out your atmosphere survey and sadly you don’t have a ‘none of the above’ option to this question and it won’t let me continue further without ticking one of them?
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Please stop reposting the Poch first day at Chelsea video. Thank you
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Can’t believe it’s been three years already. Miss you loads dad, you’re not missing much when it comes to Spurs though! 💙🤍
RIP Steve 😢
Grassroots coach Steve’s health deteriorated rapidly during the pandemic, when his team found out he only had days remaining they had to reach out to let him know the impact he had on their lives. Never under estimate the impact you have on other peoples lives.❤️😢
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Qualification sorted! Now off to bed as up early taking my mum for her first round of chemo tomorrow. Please think good thoughts for her! (Having me annoying her for 5 hrs by her side will prob be the worst part for her 😂)
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I’ve been saying since Covid that I’ve been wanting a manager who will make me fall back in 🤍 with my club again… and I *think* I just *think* he may be it. Added to my seat change and I’m actually looking forward to going back 😱🫣 (will bookmark this to delete come October)
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Just saw a man at the station that really reminded me of my dad. Time may be a healer but you never know when you’ll be knocked sideways by something - as grief never leaves. As we near Christmas sending all my 💙 to those missing loved ones
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An old friend of mine used to be a Leeds fan. He met a bird and then swapped to Arsenal. We fell out because I pointed out that he was a twat for swapping teams (regardless who to- who swaps football teams?!)
I’ve now been informed that his son supports Spurs. What a glorious day
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@HKane
@leytonorientfc
Harry, as we wait for my dad to go into a hospice tomorrow in Herts for the last days/weeks of his life I couldn’t applaud you more on this. Lane. Lion. Leader. 💙💙💙
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Up and showered at this time on a Saturday. For the love of god
@SpursOfficial
please turn up today.
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Putting this back out there again. Get well soon Glenn
Lovely moment after warm down and after Glenn had done our post-match chat when Stones, Maguire (and later Trippier) all came to see GH. Stones: “I’ve never had chance to meet you personally. Absolute pleasure”.
#respect
(Glenn a huge admirer of them all).
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It’s been 6 months since you left us and I miss you more and more each day. I’d give anything to hear you call Aurier a useless c**t and to chat all things Gareth Bale with you. Love you daddy xxx 💙💙💙
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My boss just sent me this after a convo I had with her on imposter syndrome and how at nearly 42 I still don’t feel like an adult.
This is so true I had to share.
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Well that makes me very happy. Take your coins, your hisses and your punches back to Manchester with you.
#Bye
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Two years ago a great mate and the club sorted this out for my dad from
@ericdier
I would have laughed my head off of it was Aurier who my dad hated with a passion.
Thank-you Eric for taking the time to do it and thanks to that friend!
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Take that you sexist, punch throwing twats. You can go fuck your blue moon. 👋🏼
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Thanks to everyone who wore the tshirts today. To those who think they’re ‘stupid’ because they’re fine with the increase clearly aren’t part of the ethos that it’s a Spurs family and some of our Spurs family now can’t afford to go.
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Dad’s ashes were dropped off yesterday and we’ve put him in his study on his chair for the moment.
I’ve put the game on for him and swear I can hear him shouting at the TV
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Why the packages? Because my dad had died 5 days earlier and they were from friends. He’d been in hospital for 3 weeks with cellulitis & organ failure. We saw him once in that time, to say face to face goodbyes, due to no visitors at hospital cos of COVID. Fuck you Boris.
I just tried to find a photo to see what I was doing on 20th May 2020 when Boris had a boozy garden party. There was no photo because I was doing FUCK ALL like the rest of the country locked up indoors.
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Hi
@SkySports
any chance talking to
@SpursOfficial
after that? Sat here for an hour on united still waiting
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Massive day at work today. Let’s hope I’m still employed by the end of the day 😬
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Last Saturday as a 39 year old so I’m off to get shit faced.
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12 years and one day. Some of the people I go to football with hadn’t even finished their GCSEs then 😫
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Cancel this programme now. Disgraceful.
Next week -
#Dispatches
investigates the response of the London Fire Brigade to the Grenfell Tower fire, which killed 72 people, and asks did the Fire Brigade fail?
Monday at 8pm on
@Channel4
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Ahead of the REAL North London Derby next week Spurs fans and Orient fans are donating to Help raise £70000 to help set up a charity in memory of Justin Edinburgh to .. Please
#donate
on
@justgiving
and RT
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You may have deleted it
@SunTottenham
but we still have evidence.... is your SEO really worth that much?
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This says it all. Been passed this on and not only can they not get their own email right but the fact that they use the word CUSTOMER and not fan or supporter shows exactly how
@SpursOfficial
Levy and Donna see us
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Today in some ways was harder than last year. He probably also watched most of the last 10 mins of the game behind his hands today like I did. 💙 you forever Dad xx
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God I wish my dad was here to see this. So glad I’m with the spurs crew today
@Bentleysbird
@Ladybethny
@MartinCloake
@Forzabahab
@AdamJukes
@Katspur71
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Boris’ party was on June 19.
That would have been my dad’s 68th birthday.
But he died a month earlier after spending 2.5weeks in hospital where we couldn’t visit him, apart from once, to sort a hospice which he never made.
I’m getting really fucking fed up with this.
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People at the station going into London to do some sort of half marathon. I’m here with a can of cider for the football.
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Let’s issue this when people are in the pub after work on a Friday and hopefully people won’t notice....
Club Statement: New Stadium and Financial Update.
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Mum smashed chemo today. Tonight we didn’t win in house team of the year but look how great we are
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I don’t understand how that’s a bad thing and being a grass?!
@Dean_Martin5
@Gertcha1882
I will give and take chants and words. I will not take being punched in the face.
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One of my mates has just had the all clear from her sarcoma scans after a gruelling 4 months of chemo and radiotherapy - including 6 weeks in a hospital room all by herself and in the opposite side of the country to her husband and three kids. What a brilliant Monday!!
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After living by myself for 13 years I decided it was time to actually get a Christmas tree (fake of course - one step at a time) quite impressed with my effort
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Two years ago we said goodbye to my dad. We could only have 10 at the funeral so people came and lined the streets (socially distanced) to say goodbye.
Boris was probably having a boozy orgy while playing Twister with Nadine.
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Steward probably told him to sit down
Eric Dier just came into the stand and had a fight with fan next to me 😱
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And as you can see I’m very happy about it!
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On the upside at least our fans won’t sing that bloody allez allez song anymore
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Anyone know why I ordered SIX pizzas when I got in from football last night?!
And why I ordered pizza at all when I had a McDonald’s coming anyway?!
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Ok now watching this I am missing football slightly.
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The reason we won today. Fully coy-ed up in Sale before the game
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stressful 6 weeks of taking mum to hospital appts, her having numerous biopsies, MRI and CT scans for potential cancer - she’s just had a hysterectomy to remove anything potentially dodgy. 1st thing she says to me? Make sure you have a glass of wine for me when you get home 🙄😂
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Brilliant day working with
@Rylan
for
@McDonaldsUK
- well worth the 5.15am alarm. I’ll be spamming you alll with coverage (hopefully! 😬) on Friday
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My attempt at a selfie with Gareth. I did tell him to pick
@ericdier
in the Home Nations squad. He didn’t listen to me 😂
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Sitting here listening to my voicemails from my dad that have stayed on my phone. This is him all over ‘hello darling’ and then went very functional and straight to the point on why he was calling (tickets, tax codes, Xmas presents etc) ending with ‘cheers’.
Cheers daddy x
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I’m saving my ballot entry until Villa at home when we get presented the Premier League trophy 🏆 *
*in other words see you all in 2021/22
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Oh fuck. I forgot we’re playing again tomorrow. That’s ruined Thursday then.
Dele and Dane on their way to Europa glory 😍
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Playing football at Wembley. Been given a red shirt. RAGING.
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Checked I have my passport and ticket for the fourth time. Only been on the train 8 minutes.
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