I am TIRED fellas.
2-5 in my last 7 bets
No new hinge matches
But this weekend, we are given an opportunity to respond to the adversity.
To respond to the haters and ridiculers
To respond to the girls who left me on read.
#HERECOMESLARRY
#NewLarry
Breaking: Rumors have been circulating that Adam Stovall (Jackson Prep Legend) has emerged as a leading candidate to land the coaching job at Prep.
Adam was a 3 year letterman as a Patriot and has bled blue and red since the day he was born.
#JacksonPrepNews
@Stovey_500
Breaking: I’ve confirmed that Tyler Turner will not be returning as head football coach at Jackson Prep. Turner spent last season as head coach of the Patriots and led Prep to a 8-5 record and reached the MAIS Class 6A Semifinal Round of the playoffs.
Updated odds on the First dance move Rolfe breaks out at his own wedding…. Get it while it’s hot!
-180 - the crank
+130 - the Griddy
+550- The Carlton
+650- the running man
+400 - Blades of glory move
+900- the spider legs (dance move he made up)
YOU LIKE THAT
UAB — (-1.5) 💰💰💰
10…. STRAIGHT…..WINNERS!
Hottest College Hoops Capper in the Southeast, headed to Nordstrom rack tomorrow with my winnings.
#BelieveInLarry
#KingOfCBB
🚨 Giveaway alert 🚨
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I will do the drawing tonight at 9 PM CST
#BelieveInLarry
#BuildTheBrand
THATS IT! I’m tired of people mocking my picks all of the time. I challenge
@bossrolfe22
to a sports gambling playoff. Each team chooses 5 spreads, best record wins. Loser wears a coat and tie to the grove.
#LockSmith
#RolfeVsLarry
It’s too bad the mainstream media won’t talk about the fact that Larry won 600 in Vegas and got digits…
They’ll prolly still talk about his losses though
#Locksmith
Had a dream last night that I got robbed of all my belongings.
But tonight, I’m going to be the one doing the robbing.
4 likes for Larry’s friday night lock.
#FridayNightLocks
#BelieveInLarry
Per TMZ,
@larry_locksmith
is now dating A-list actress Margot Robbie.
I was told Larry’s identification needed to be withheld due to his affiliations as a teacher of rizz at a local academy.
Never feel bad for taking CBB plays either
Guys like
@bossrolfe22
will call you a loser for betting/watching anything other than the NFL.
Don’t listen to him, he’s probably at his fiancé’s house playing wordle sipping a Perrier
Boys…. We’ve made it through the dark days, College football is back.
Which also means….. Larry is back. (He went 2-0 last weekend)
It’s time.
5 likes for tonight’s play
#HereComesLarry
I’m probably historically one of the worst sports betters around.
I’m the kid who got excluded from sports betting group texts in college.
The kid who got called a “loser” for taking Jets vs Patriots week 3
This year is different, I got something to prove.
#HereComesLarry
YOU LIKE THAT
I’m hotter than Sommer Ray rn
Chiefs -1.5 — 💰💰💰
6-0 sweep on the weekend
Live look at Larry and the boys celebrating tonight
#BelieveInLarry
A financial analyst on CNBC implied that legalized sports betting could be to blame for young men not getting married, not dating and not having sex.
(H/T
@adamlevitan
)
Getting inside info on the Mizzou vs Princeton game from hottest female capper in the southeast
“Still like +6.5 if you can find it, it’s sharp.” -
@ceegmich
#StayInformed
#HereComesLarry
“They wrote me off I didn’t write back though.”
Results from Saturday’s card 👇
Duke (-3) — 💰
MS state (-3.5) — 💰
Indiana (-1) —- 💰
Gonzaga (+3) —- ❌
Gonna give it all I have these next 2 months, my niece needs a new mini Benz truck.
#BelieveInLarry
Mizzou -9.5 ——- 💰💰💰
That’s 9 straight winners I’ve given out.
Back in the lab tomorrow.
Live look at Larry and the boys celebrating 9 straight this weekend.
#BelieveInLarry
Be sharp/great today.
In order to be successful you have to do things that others aren’t doing.
For example, I have been up since 5:30 am analyzing CBB lines while other cappers are still sleeping.
#IwantItMore
#BelieveInLarry
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Drawing tonight before the Zags game
#BelieveInLarry