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@larkfaye

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my farrier gave my best friend chlamydia
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Why do i even bother putting on sexy panties if heโ€™s just gonna pull em off w my pants anyway
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self care is cancelled weโ€™re doing shrooms and getting tattoos
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If making masks mandatory is an infringement on your rights, imagine how it feels for the government to control your uterus
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Sorry I left you on read, Iโ€™m not ignoring you, Iโ€™m just depressed and losing my will to live
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yโ€™all make fun of lightweights but i spend $8 at the bar and iโ€™m absolutely wasted
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i like my men how i like my coffee, down my throat good morning
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One thing I will NEVER do is make fun of someoneโ€™s appearance. Especially things that they canโ€™t change. Making someone uncomfortable in their own skin is gross. Just be kind
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My biggest pet peeve is untrained dogs. When I walk in your house, I donโ€™t want your overweight, under exercised lab jumping all over me
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I had a 4.0 gpa, was pre med with one year left, and decided to take a year off to go fuck around with horses and psychedelics. I do not regret this decision.
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My problem is i think i wanna be in a relationship but i donโ€™t wanna date. like i just wanna skip to the part where weโ€™re laughing our asses off at each other all the time, falling asleep together, more comfortable with each other than we are alone
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I got a dildo stuck to my ceiling as a joke but now I canโ€™t get it down and a boy is coming over tonight and I just hope he has the same sense of humor I do
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I feel like city people think cowboys are real straight edge but cowboys do more drugs than any other set of people i know
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Getting a tattoo Wednesday and dying my hair on Tuesday. What else can I do to show that I am, in fact, going through it?
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I just paid a $230 emergency vet bill all because my horse had to fuckin fart
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I told my sister I was at Walmart and she goes โ€œthatโ€™s kinda ratchetโ€ bitch youโ€™re on heroin
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person: i have a crush on you me: it will go away
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I need to stop going on dates with men in their 40s Itโ€™s all fun and games until you meet their kids who are older than you are
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ill stop overthinking when i stop being right about the things iโ€™m overthinking
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if vibrators could choke us weโ€™d never need men again
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โ€œwhat state do u live in?โ€ constant panic, hbu
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we go together like cowboys and cocaine
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i am the lorax, i speak for the trees litter again, iโ€™ll break ur knees
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do u really want a relationship or do u just need sex and therapy
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Yโ€™all think daddy issues are bad? Try mommy issues
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sucking his dick at his family functions >>>
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my boss...just sold...one of our horses...for $100,000
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โ€œWhy would you spend $140 on a vibrator??โ€ It costs less than a relationship and gives me more orgasms
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can i get $60 on 9 please โ€œthatโ€™s a diesel pumpโ€ well it sure is good i drive a diesel pickup then
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โ€œWhere do you get all these cool pearl snaps?โ€ I date team ropers, slowly steal all their clothes, and then break up with them
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I donโ€™t like to tweet things like this, but Iโ€™m 4 days clean and I really need the motivation to keep going. Came so close to doing it again, but I want to hit 1 week clean for the first time in 2 years so badly
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you can leave me on read but you canโ€™t uneat my ass
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If you havenโ€™t figured it out by now, I do exactly whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want
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this man made me cum 6 times last night my dmโ€™s are closed
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good morning ur crush is fucking someone else while ur sending them songs theyโ€™re never gonna listen to โœจ
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accidentally took two tabs of acid and masturbated for two hours. life changing
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The ranch Iโ€™m going to work for is in the mountains, in a national forest, and 4 miles from the beach. iโ€™m fucking ecstatic
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This man really wont choke me but wants to put it in my butt. Dude youโ€™re skipping SO many steps
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If youโ€™re ever feeling bad about yourself just remember I was engaged to a guy that couldnโ€™t make me cum
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be a slut. do whatever u want
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lmk why my boyfriend eats my ass but wonโ€™t let me double dip french fries
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Twitter cowboys be like โ€œI was a professional bull rider but I had to quit in middle school after I sprained my ankleโ€
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I think heaven is gonna be a lot like when you hold your dogs face and kiss that spot right between their eyes
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did i just tip my tattoo artist 50% bc iโ€™m attracted to her? yes
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should i tell this girl her boyfriend is cheating on her? they live and run a horse training business together
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Yโ€™all ever look at a gelding and think โ€œ1300 lbs of dumbโ€
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nearly 21 years old and still donโ€™t know if itโ€™s whoa or woah
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If anyone in Weatherford is looking for a job, my ranch is hiring ASAP. Comes w place to live, competitive pay, and can be short term or long term!
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I just want sex so rough i canโ€™t walk the next day is that too much to ask
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One time my dad got fed up with my familyโ€™s bs so he ran away to the Dominican Republic for two weeks without telling anyone and iโ€™m kinda feeling same energy rn
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i might not be a โ€œbuy me flowersโ€ kinda girl but iโ€™m definitely a โ€œpick me wildflowersโ€ kinda girl
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edibles only work after they hear you talk shit about them
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I had $40 left on an Amazon gift card and instead of buying a ring light (needed) I bought a hoodie that says โ€œget in loser, weโ€™re doing butt stuffโ€ (needed, but less)
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I think I want a relationship but really I just want attention for a few weeks until I get bored and want to be left alone for months
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Not only did I get my guts rearranged last night, but some guy I donโ€™t know sent me $1000. Life is good
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I do coke so I can work longer so I can earn more so I can do more coke
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eye contact during sex >>>
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๐Ÿ๐š๐ฒ๐ž ๐ฅ๐š๐ซ๐ค
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If yโ€™all wanna know how hard it is to get involved in ag/horses from a non ag family, just know my sister thinks bulls and steers are also used for dairy
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buy my nudes instead so i can keep my horse
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tested positive for co...mmitment issues
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