Jax🐇 (@ work, replies slow)
2 years
I SUPPOSE since everyone else is apparently LACKING A PARTNER on Valentine's Day (I have no shortage, as I'm sure you've noticed), sign this (ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ ʙɪɴᴅɪɴɢ) agreement, and you may just have yourself the hottest date in Hell.