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lan wangji, looking at the invitation to koi tower for "jin rulan's 20th birthday": his courtesy name could not be more jin
wwx, off-handedly: ye actually he's named after you
lan wangji:
lan wangji: i beg your fucking pardon
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wei wuxian who says, “You don’t like me? You hate me? Then run away. You can’t run away no matter how much you want to. Why don’t you just be obedient and like me instead?” at a bunny struggling in his hands and lan wangji is Right There
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imagining post-canon wx be like at some point
wwx, fondly: lan wangji ah lan wangji....
lwj, bent over his work: ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ
wwx: huh?
lwj: i said, ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ
wwx: ????? what ??
lwj:
lwj: it's ᶻʰᵃⁿᶻʰᵃⁿ
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post-canon lan wangji saying very, very quietly "love you" into his husband's neck for the first time
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obsessed with the idea of wwx being confused by lwj's sudden protectiveness over him and saying, "lan zhan, what's your beef with jiang cheng?" and lwj, who is equally confused, "wei ying, i am vegeterian."
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i wonder what was going on inside lan wangji's mind in the jiang ancestral hall. something like [greetings, jiang-zongzhu, yu-fu- oooh, wei ying is kneeling. Oh... i will kneel too and do the off- OH. yes, one bow. heavens, mother, help me keep him safe. yu-furen - SECOND BOW--
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lan wangji: is a nearing-forty man, dad of a safely rebellious teenage group, husband to the undead yiling laozu, acting sect leader, best cultivator of his generation and an intimidating figure overall. big.
lan wangji: curls into his weiyimg like a cat at every opportunity.
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absolutely PLAGUED by the idea of older omega!wei-qianbei, a war hero, a man whose scars make adults weep, who is invited to the cloud recesses to teach the basics of yin energy control.
and then there's anphaji who spears the underside of his desk with boners.
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lan "he touches me he touches me hE TOUCJES ME WEHN I GET UP I MUST. GET UP" wangji
the number of times wwx had to put lan wangji back to bed because he kept on getting up and walking around will never be not funny 😂😂
cr. tiktok id: chp1507
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lwj and the tiny sounds he makes at every kiss wei yimg plants on his face. the longer the kiss is, the longer the sound lasts. wwx cracks up and does a series of rapid kisses, anticipating one long grunt, but lwj lets out the appropriate response of m. mmmm. mm. mmmm. m. m. mm.
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de-aged foxxian but he's tiny like a three weeks old kitty and he naps in random places. lan wangji spends half of his afternoon looking for him and gets progressively more anxious - no one has seen the baby - and finds him in his own spare winter boot. accidentally. you know.
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lan wangji and the forehead kisses his husband has conditioned him to tilt his head for every time wwx walks past him
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au where lwj adopts little a-yuan (he’s 1,5, straight out of orphanage, no family), and goes to the kid’s shop to buy everything his tiny son needs. lwj doesn’t know that his college crush works part-time at that shop.
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really fond of the idea of lwj attending his friend's graduation party, being very uncomfortable the whole evening until a very beautiful and drunk boy climbs into his lap and breathes right into his face, "take me out of here and i'll sneak out the biggest piece of cake for u."
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aaaaaaaaa dadji with his 3yo son who learns that baba's going away for emergency work case for three days and asks baba, who's packing a suitcase, "what are you putting in it," and lwj says, "what i will need," so a-yuan grabs their cat and plops himself + cat into said suitcase
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au where lwj thinks wwx is an intolerable flirt who can't even walk like a normal person because he swings his hips obscenely.
wwx, who walks like that because his lower back hurts like hell all the time and walking normally causes more pain 😔✌️
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the whole country: lan wangji, hanguang-jun, an ice jade, an untouchable, frosty, arrogant rich boy, a cat with a frankly threatening aura-
wwx: my zhanzhan 🥰 look at my cuddly little boy 🥺❤️so soft and smiley today 😍 my cutest bunny baby, it's forehead kisses time, your fave!
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#omegaLWJseason
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has thoughts about kindergarten!teacher lwj and dadxian, and how a-yuan becomes the clingiest child in the group because wwx, an alpha, is all he has, but he really needs a nest and the proper omega care. so the bb glues himself to lwj.
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saturdays are for thoughts about imperial concubine lan wangji and wei ying, emperor's least favourite but most capable general
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thinks about wwx doing to a-yuan the same thing his parents did to him - hid him and said they'd be back.
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i'm once again thinking about lwj's scars and how sometimes people make them look, idk, small. almost not there. don't come for me, okay, i just want his back pictured as a bumpy, unfeeling mess. in the book, the scars curve over his shoulders and waist, if i'm not mistaken.
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thinks fondly about omegaji, a uni professor with an impeccable career path, whose class is always quiet because students are lowkey terrified of him, and a last-year undergrad student wwx, an alpha who chooses lwj's class as an elective and disrupts everything.
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imagining junior's reaction when they see their mighty hanguang-jun's bunny ears perk up whenever that freak mo xuanyu speaks to him. wild. hanguang-jun's really listening to what that man's saying.
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ah yes, wwx, age 21, telling everyone that lwj is his 'if i'm not married by 30, i'm marrying him' friend.
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baby foxxian and adult dragonji and foxxian is teething, so he chews on dragonji's tail all the time. he gnaws on the scales and it hurts, and he hurts himself too.
lwj, patiently: no.
wwx: *looks like a feral kitten who won't let go of his prey no matter what*: hhhhhrgfh
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UHH the flavour of the cloud recesses era wx figuring things and each other out earlier and sneaking off to kiss in the back mountains, robes damp from the splashing waterfalls and hands heavy on each other's shoulders, hips, between the outer layers of the lan uniform
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au where wwx is not born a cultivator and instead of jfm, an elderly head of a faraway village finds him and takes him home. thirty years later, head of the village wwx meets lan-xiandu when lwj passes through the village on his night-hunting travels.
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au where lwj loses a bet to wwx on purpose and wwx grins, "now every time you talk to me, you have to start with 'wei ying, i love you' for a month."
they're friends and desperately pining.
lwj nods, "i love you, wei ying. yes."
three months later, he keeps going. wwx Suspects.
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people who kneeled as punishment the most in the cloud recesses:
1. lan jingyi
2. lan wangji
3. lan qiren as a kid because he kept biting his brother who wouldn't play with him because he was reading love poetry instead
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// mpreg
imagining wwx and lwj, like, four kids in, sitting somewhere secluded so that they could eat Alone and Undisturbed, and they're SO tired and sleepy. wwx catches lwj looking at him with heart eyes and yells,
"don't look at me like that or i'll get pregnant again!!"
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while i'm at it.
i think it's a big shock for lqr and later lxc to see wwx in love with lwj. it's so clear, unabashed, with wwx buzzing around their wangji like a bee. wwx fusses over him, touches, kisses, pushes him, brings him brightly-coloured food and calls him "sweetheart"
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the one time wwx coaxes lwj to drink one shot for him and lwj agrees, lwj snaps awake, drags him out of the bar, takes him home, takes wwx's small gold hoops out of his ears, puts them on their ring fingers, and tucks them both in.
wwx, not breathing, wide awake in lwj's bed:
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au where wwx steals emperor's concubine lwj for ransom (alone, which lwj is impressed by, but he'll never say so) and regrets it the second they're out of the guards' sight because lwj says, "my shoes are not fit for running," and complaints the whole way to the wen village.
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evening, fandom 😌
i offer you a cultivators' college au where lan zhan gets cursed, and turns into an alarmingly needy bunny that refuses to be held by anyone but wei ying. why is that?
as is often the case, only a true love's kiss can save bunji. wei ying takes his time.
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au where wwx, a funny little immortal, gifts random people braided bracelets for good luck. he meets lwj while doing immortal things - shopping at the sunday market.
what wwx doesn't know is that lwj, too, is an immortal.
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wangxian at the bar art made me think of lwj whispering to wwx his dirty secrets when he's drunk.
lwj: i left the jingshi after curfew a few times bc behind it were flowers that'd open after it got dark. i liked them. on my free days, i get up at 6.
wwx, smiling stupidly: no way
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hey do you ever think about aus where wwx is a cultivator and lwj is not. something something qingheng-jun runs away with his wife and settles in yiling and they have two boys who choose to be farmers and not develop their golden cores.
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imagine lwj with a newborn baby in his arms. wwx's never seen him be so still
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i understand the crushing need to write every modern au where madam yu kicks wwx out of the house, but consider lwj packing his bag and walking away into the night because my dramatic little boy
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in the mood for wwx straddling and slowly kissing a very sleepy lwj who tries to keep up but can't. he makes little grumpy sounds as wwx smiles into the kisses at lwj's failing attempts to stay awake, holds onto wwx's waist, then his hands slip to the thighs, and then he's out.
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i think lwj would have beef with lxc if he knew what lxc'd said to wwx in the temple before lwj arrived. like, lwj is aware that he isn't Verbal about what he feels for wwx, he just determinedly loves him in the way lwj can and does and hopes for the best
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now i'm thinking about wwx, a banished god with no luck, who's been roaming the world for many centuries and didn't disappear only because lwj has a shrine in his name in his own palace,
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thoughts of the evening are about dragonji and dragonxian during the cloud recesses arc and wwx offering lwj to touch his horns like, "lan zhan! you can touch them and i'll touch yours! i've never seen another dragon in my life pleaseeee please please 🥺."
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dragonji dropping foxxian into a massive pile of leaves from a certain height and hearing his fluffy husband's ear-piercing yip of happiness every time he lands right in the middle and destroys the pile. dragonji descends to blow the leaves back into the mountain shape
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thinking of tiny dragonji who checks himself in the mirror every morning to see if his horns grew a little more overnight and then going to brother to ask for his opinion. xichen always says, 'oh, a-zhan, they Did grow a little more!' and then lwj touches them, very smug.
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-- is he. what is he thinking. are we- this is jiang's ancestral hall and wei ying is treating them as his parents -- ONE BOW. WE NEED ONE AND HE'S GOING TO BE MY HUS--]
*jiang cheng's laugh coming from the background*
lwj:
lwj:
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been thinking about beta!wwx in his first life and waking up in omega!mxy's body and being hit in the face with all the scents. he has one now!! the fuck!
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oh nonono can you imagine lwj's completely blank face as he walks after a-yuan and says "i'm coming to get you" and a-yuan honest to god shrieks and laughs, speed-crawling away from him. lwj chasing him is just. his one too-long-legs' step and he's already caught up.
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when ao3 user whattheowlhears wrote that lwj's inner thighs were soft and wwx could tell that lan zhan has barely ridden a horse in his life, only his sword..................... i'm malfunctioning so bad and so, so hard.
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#omegaLWJseason
mentally i'm drowning in a modern au where lxc and wwx and nmj are buddies since childhood and then lxc has a baby brother.
wwx at 10, holding a newborn lwj: i'll protect you with my life
wwx at 30: i'll protect you with my life. huan-di can i m*rry him
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WHAT IF we take canon but bring in wangxian scenting from the very beginning. like, the first time wwx scents lwj is in the cave to soothe him, even though lwj snapped at him a moment ago, but wwx rubs his cheek once over lwj's and lwj instantly reaches for that comfort
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really enjoying the idea of an arranged marriage au where both wwx and lwj are powerful, have to marry for political reason only, and know very opposite things about e/o before marriage: lwj knows what wwx can't stand and wwx knows what lwj really, really loves.
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please consider a-yuan, 18 months old, who now has a new obsession of hide-and-seek, and lwj walks past him multiple times and acts like he can't see his son hiding behind the curtain, and murmurs, "where is my little bunny?" which makes a-yuan giggle in delight.
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wwx doing that 'call your husband by his name' tiktok is like,
wwx, who's been calling lwj exclusively by pet names for 5 ys: lan zhan.
lwj, knowing full well wwx's fucking around: no.
wwx: no what? that's your name.
lwj: no.
wwx: wdym no? what is it, then?
lwj: it's sweetheart.
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elissa's foxdragon thread made me think of dragonji after he's been told that wwx is dead. dragonji is impossibly weak after the whipping and he cannot freeze the jingshi, but he half-shifts into the dragon form and roars so loudly that the whole caiyi hears him.
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random thoughts of wx failing a staring competition. wwx thinks like "no way am i gonna let him win" and "lan zhan is really really really pretty" and lwj is *white noise consisting of repetition of wwx's name* and "i can stare at him for as long as i want"
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nooooooo i'm now thinking about dragonji going through his first tail growth spurt at like seven and it is suddenly large! unwieldy! sticks out of his robes and everyone can see his calves! he can't find a good position to sleep! IT FLAILS ON ITS OWN
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thinks about an arranged marriage with yllz au where the two of them behave like the other doesn't exist, but, having spent many months under the same roof, they inevitably learn a lot about one another and grudgingly take care of each other
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been thinking thoughts about an au where the only alive wen wei wuxian and wen qing find in the camp is a-yuan. he is injured, malnourished and very weak, but alive and tucked under popo's body. wwx is the one who finds him and screams for wen qing to check him.
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i understand why some people are violently against yiling wei and specifically wwx being a sect leader, a head of something to begin with, but i'll just say: he was da-shixiong. my man was the first disciple and it wasn't solely about cultivation level
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head full of lwj coming back to the jingshi and finding weiyimg reading in bed and then climbing into bed and gently prying the book out of weiyimg's hands and then not gently flattening weiyimg into the bed.
wwx:
wwx: my love
lwj: m
wwx: what is it
lwj: wei ying is safe this way
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horny break.
"How do you like my hair best, Lan Zhan?" Wei Ying asks, twirling in front mirror. "High ponytail? Low? Loose? Braided?"
Lan Zhan leans against the doorframe, eyeing his husband, and says, "Wrapped around my fist."
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lan wangji and the sudden case of being a little spoon on the day when his back hurts so much he cannot hide it from wei ying.
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thinking about wwx hugging lwj goodbye at the airport because lwj's going to study overseas. he pats lwj all over, ruffles his hair and instructs him to be a good boy.
in the evening, jyl hears her little brother cry for the first time since they adopted him.
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listen i know ppl write wwx as that (boy)friend who steals lwj's hoodies and stuff, but:
- mianmians pouch,
- peony,
- cHILD,
- kiss,
- who knows if lwj has wwx's guest disciple robes hidden somewhere.
so, please think of lwj stealing wwx's things while wwx thinks he loses them.
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love the idea of wwx flexing his age back and forth like "gegeee this body is a decade younger than you and my soul is 13/16 years younger than yours pls tAKE CARE OF ME" and "lan zhan, i'm three months older, don't you remember?"
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please correct me but this whole time i thought mxy had a tiny core and wwx was able to grow it post-canon. but i checked it yesterday - i must've forgotten it completely - and mxy had no core. so wwx has nothing ? to develop ??? 😭
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hey have you ever thought that wwx's dream of having a farm also stems from the fact that if he has one and can grow his own food, no one will think or say to him that he ate too much and he owes other people for needing to eat to live?
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lwj taking wwx's "aww you're just like a cat!" to heart after lwj'd curled up on him after a difficult shift, so lwj wordlessly starts kneading wwx's stomach for that. wwx's like, what are you doing my love?? and lwj says, dead serious, "making biscuits."
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an odd thought that i haven't come across in fics is that wwx can wield yin energy much better when he takes omega!mxy's body. maybe that's why the sacrifice worked out in the first place: mxy's body fit wwx's immense power better than his original one.
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thinks about post-canon where wwx spends a year away from lwj only to build a home for the two of them and come back to the cloud recesses and be like, surprise, lan zhan! i'm kidnapping you right off this hill, we have a whole house to tend to! crops are dying! hens're not fed!
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want a little a-zhan who, when asked about who he wants to be when he grows up, looks at his mother and declares: a good husband.
the wish forms itself after he's overheard several talks of his mother with her two friends who say that's what she doesn't have.
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*inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i can never get enough of post-canon lwj and how CLINGY he is. the only person who's ever been freely clingy with him is a-yuan before he grew up and started respecting lwj as hanguang-jun. not even his brother.
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wwx and lwj as preschool friends and wwx pats lwj's head and calls him a good boy when lwj wins a music competition among the kids. jiejie does it for him when a-ying is being good, and lan zhan is also good, so wwx's like, oh!
and lwj, age 4, thinks: i am good for wei ying.
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obnoxiously cuddly and needy post-canon lan wangji making sounds every time weiyimg stops peppering his face with tiny kisses when they snuggle.
lwj, very sleepy: mmm.
wwx: oh yeah? one more?
wwx: *doesn't do anything for five seconds*
lwj, face scrunched, inhaling: MMMMMM 🥺
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have been wanting to write a fic about lwj's 13 years and the "lan wangji turns twenty-two and wei ying does not" line has been rotating in my head for days
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beloved post-canon lan wangji! let us talk about not only about "the current wei wuxian couldn’t do without lan wangji" but also how lan wangji cannot sleep without the weight of his husband on him or wei ying's arm around his waist when he cooks
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rereading a non-censored version of ch111 and wwx's "ah lan zhan, you're so outstanding in bed" and that outstanding is lwj moving inside him in one position for an hour and wwx not being particularly comfortable or feeling pleasure for 99% of that time
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post-canon lan wangji be like [need to be within touching distance from weiyimg] [preferably touching weiyimg at all times] [need weiyimg to sleep on me] [need weiyimg's frantic kisses] [need weiyimg's slow kisses] [require weiyimg's hugs] [want weiyimg on me Always]
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something something modern au where wwx is desperately in love with lwj is obviously not in love with him and who gets drunk for the first time ever and sulks when wei ying stops touching him.
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i am a supporter of the "wwx and lxc have kind of strained relationship post-canon" agenda. like, wwx's picture-perfect polite and 'useful' for the lan sect, but he can't look at lxc for too long because lxc did nothing to stop lwj's whipping.
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having some extremely sad thoughts about baby foxxian who spends most of his time on the streets in his fox form because it's easier to get food that way. steal it, really.
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royalty au where wwx is the emperor and lwj is his concubine and everyone knows wwx never touches him.
ppl in the palace: it's because concubine lan is frigid and the emperor hates him.
wwx and lwj in wwx's rooms: *pining and playing cards and gossiping over tea prices*
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saw a dude's t*ktok and the caption was "growing up is realising that a vibrator is your teammate, not your enemy" and i just think, lwj.
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i often think about post-resurrection lan wangji as in lan wangji who allows himself everything without any second thoughts. his protection - the most essential thing to wei ying - is his touch alone. it's his comfort, his way of communicating needs.
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// a/b/o
dom omegaji, my beloved. especially in the canon era time, feared by everyone and clashing with other alphas who want to prove to him that he's "just an omega who hasn't met a proper alpha." lwj wrings them dry without coming himself and they're like. WAIT NO 😩
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royalty au where wwx is a bandit who wants to rob a royal carriage, but when he fails and a very pretty man, prince lan wangji, asks him why he did that, wwx, who knocked down 5/7 guards, spewing blood, says that he needed money.
"come," lwj says, pushing him into the carriage.
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we've talked about little dragonji's tail having a mind of its own, also baby tripping over said tail, being smacked by it, threatening it when it's not behaving etc.
i'm also thinking about adult dragonji having Episodes when he is a) drunk and b) WEI YIMG.
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thinking about lan qiren holding a barely alive four-year-old boy that wangji brought in his arms, having only said that the boy is his, whatever it meant, and thinking about his brother who brought a woman into the cloud recesses and called her his.
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i think it's fascinating that lwj loves getting a reaction out of wwx no less than wwx from lwj, if not more sometimes. like a smug bastard that he is, he marvels at wwx left speechless or screeching from being overwhelmed or pink and red all over when lwj tells him he's [good].
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