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| A winner is just a loser who tried one more time | @rangers Baseball Research & Development | Former @AggieBaseball X @AggieAnalytics | Joshua 1:9

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Lance Reynolds
10 months
I’m happy to announce I’ve accepted a Baseball Analytics position with the @Rangers for the 2024 season! This has been a dream of mine since I was a kid, but it would not be possible without a tremendous support group and some amazing opportunities I was truly blessed with: (1)
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6 years
@ruckin_ All these people defending this picture like they weren’t born in 2005 lol
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Kids from rural Texas towns have more diversity in their music selection than literally anyone else. I can listen to Lil Uzi, Whiskey Myers, old school Flo Rida and even the occasional Journey song all in a single car ride and still manage to sing EVERY one of them flawlessly.
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Lance Reynolds
5 years
If a business in Nocona closes and no one is around to tear it down, does it become a Mexican food restaurant?
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Best fast food restaurants ranked: 17. You 16. Can’t 15. Rank 14. Them 13. Because 12. Each 11. Have 10. A 9. Unique 8. Selection 7. Of 6. Foods 5. That 4. Make 3. Them 2. Delicious 1a. Whataburger 1b. Chick-Fil-A 1c. Cane’s
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Wow thanks guys for coming out in full force to help me achieve my goals. Y’all are so supportive, it really means a lot.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
1950: “I bet we’ll have flying cars in the future” 2019: Throwing cheese at things because funny
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Little late but congrats to Kady Bug and Zac Attack for finally getting the job done!💍 As if there was any doubt! (I didn’t get an individual picture with them so here’s one good one of the whole fam and three other really cute ones. Zac, you’re gonna fit right in big guy😉)
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
@CadeNoster5 @brookeyyashleyy If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
#GradDay 👨‍🎓
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Lance Reynolds
8 years
@OgedaJose 🙏🏼
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Lance Reynolds
10 months
I would like to give special thanks to @thestateliners and @AppyLeague for the opportunity the past two summers to grow my skills and gain experience in the baseball world, and to meet and work with all kinds of amazing people from all over with a common love for the game! (3)
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Where I’m from, we like to call this the “OH SHIT” handle
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Lance Reynolds
3 years
@seager_szn @Rangers Spending $580 million does that to you
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Lance Reynolds
4 years
I actually opened Instagram this morning thinking my posts weren’t loading lol
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Lance Reynolds
5 years
FUN SOCIAL DISTANCING IDEAS🕺🏼: - Build a rocket -Fight a mummy -Climb up the Eiffel Tower -Discover something that doesn’t exist -Give a monkey a shower -Surf tidal waves -Create nanobots -Locate Frankenstein’s brain -Find a dodo bird -Paint a continent -Drive your sister insane
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
To the people out there... Who feel like they’re never enough... Who feel like a background character in their own life... Who think people just use them for their own personal gain... And fight back only to be treated worse for doing so... You’re not alone. You matter.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Just tryna get in a serious relationship with someone who hates acting serious.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
If you know you know
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Lance Reynolds
10 months
I want to give special thanks to @AggieBaseball for the opportunity to work for a college team the past 4+ years. Without the experience and skills I’ve learned in my time on the @AggieAnalytics team I would have never gotten where I wanted to be, and I’m forever grateful. (2)
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Which side of the bed do you sleep on? Just curious. RT for left LIKE for right
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
@MLBONFOX Fixed it
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
@PitchingNinja This is art
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
The trophy when it sees @NHSvolleyball14 won the playoff game
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Lance Reynolds
7 years
I just got in my truck, put my keys in the cup holder, and went to turn on the ignition. Read that again, but slowly. I made a 31 on the ACT.
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Lance Reynolds
7 years
Why the hell would chocolate not be allowed on the beach? Is it supposed to be some kind of discriminatory metaphor or are they really just that barbaric as to kick me off the beach for eating a Hershey’s bar? I need answers, Scotty.
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Scotty Drippin'
7 years
They said chocolate wasnt allowed on the beach but we brought it anyway 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ #SPRINGBREAK2018
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Lance Reynolds
7 years
Taking away guns or giving everyone a gun will not solve anything. Guns are not the problem, it’s the people behind them pulling the trigger that are. It’s not a gun issue, it’s a mental health issue.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
I want to thank the good Lord for letting me grow up in a small Texas town.
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Lance Reynolds
7 years
So I just realized that the way I’ve parted my hair for all 18 years of my life is backwards from how I want it to be. I guess that also means I’ve never fully grasped how MIRRORS WORK
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
I’ve worked all summer yet somehow I’ve managed to lose money🤔 I wonder🍺🍻where🍔🍕it went🚙⛽️???
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Lance Reynolds
7 years
Our biggest issue is that we fear being good to outcasts because we fear being treated badly ourselves in turn. However, if you TRUST IN THE LORD to protect you and give you the courage and strength to help those who need it most, we may start TO SEE THE CHANGE our society needs.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
@WORLDSTAR This is so sad Alexa play Despacito ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito 2 (Feat: Lil Pump) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼 ⠀ ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️ ❐ ⊏⊐
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Lance Reynolds
7 years
A redo of the 2011 World Series Game 6 with anyone other than Nelson Cruz in right field.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
“Friends” that treat you differently depending on who they are around are actually the worst type of people.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Went to Chili’s and asked if I could get a senior discount. They wouldn’t give it to me, so I went with the kids menu instead #senior
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Lance Reynolds
1 year
Due to concerns with my mental health, I have elected to stop watching sports until further notice.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America tonight.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Listen to your emotions, but don’t worship your emotions. Your heart can’t save you, Your mind can’t save you, Your emotions can’t save you, Only Christ alone can truly save you.
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Lance Reynolds
5 years
Ain’t enough kids getting their disrespectful asses kicked by their parents in this soft ass generation.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Y’all remember Phineas from Phineas and Ferb? This is him now, feel old yet?
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Sorry to all my regular twitter supporters for not tweeting anything out for a while. I’m sure all 3 of you are pretty disappointed.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Sometimes you just gotta take a step back and realize who you really got on your side.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
All I do is try to make y’all laugh and no one ever appreciates it :/
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
I hope someday I can find someone who loves me like college girls love Target runs
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Considering I’ve basically never been in a real relationship I’d value the shit out of it if I did. Can’t believe people cheat like it’s nothing
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Why does “National Dog Day” and “National Boyfriend/Girlfriend Day” happen like 6 times a year
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Lance Reynolds
2 years
@Laura_Kramer @fionascigarette “It ain’t getting any greener!”
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Lance Reynolds
5 years
I like almost every post I see on Instagram. Why? Because if you took the time to post it, it means you’re looking for the likes and attention in return and I’ve been on that side of it too so I’m just returning a favor. Social media has messed us all up in the head honestly...
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Lance Reynolds
5 years
Alaska, thanks for the unreal views 📸
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
It’s a “I’ll eat it but I’d never be the one to pick it” type of place
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
I don’t think Quizlet realizes the magnitude of what they’re doing by cracking down on the Test/Exam answers people put on there they are literally gonna cripple our education system.
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Lance Reynolds
5 years
ESPN hasn’t posted about Tyler Skaggs dying one time but if a basketball player died tragically my feed would be blowing up with 15 posts every hour about it... Some “sports” platform they are
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
No matter the case, I’ll still pray for you every night.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Imagine spending your entire life trying to become a Major League Baseball player just so somebody can throw you this.
@PitcherList
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6 years
This is Chaz Roe's slider. This is also black magic.
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Lance Reynolds
7 years
Life is stressful until you realize nobody else really knows what they’re doing either.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
“There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear. For fear has to do with punishment, and whoever fears has not been perfected in love. We love because He first loved us.” - 1 John 4:18-19
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Lord, I need you now more than ever...
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Lance Reynolds
7 years
@TheWeirdWorld I’m more exclusive than walking on Mars.
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Lance Reynolds
4 years
Bro whoever made this really played all of us
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Lance Reynolds
5 years
@BarstoolTexasAM East side of Wellborn and George Bush
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
*Learnsmart question doesn’t pop up on search suggestions after typing three words into Google* My lazy ass:
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Lance Reynolds
4 years
I want someone to drop me like that but no parachute
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4 years
TRUST FALL @gonepatrol (via ig:johnnidijulius)
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7 years
@Rileym_11 That’s why you JUUL BRO
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Lance Reynolds
9 years
You Know what the end of the NFL season means... Baseball is back⚾️
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
I could hear this tweet
u bought a car u named it brad ♥you loved brad♥ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉⁿ 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓱𝓲𝓶 you 2 had been through everything together * 2 boyfriends * 3 jobs you're like, 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐝 ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉⁿ 𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜
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4 years
The people who did this are probably the same ones who put a penny on him before every exam and make a 58
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4 years
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Lance Reynolds
5 years
Crazy how the power of prayer can make weeks or months of self burden and carrying that weight on your shoulders go away so fast.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
@Rileym_11 Fun fact: Lucid Dreaming is the ability to be aware you’re in a dream and control it. SLEEP PARALYSIS is the phenomenon in which you’re aware you are awake but are unable to move your body and often see and hear strange hallucinations.
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Lance Reynolds
5 years
The @NCAA and @EASPORTS right now
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
This was “Netflix” before there was Netflix
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
I just sat next to a 20-something year old dude in the theater who kept slapping his armrests repeatedly and bouncing in his seat like a overjoyed little kid during the entire opening scene of Incredibles 2. I feel ya, buddy.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Open for a surprise
@PostMalone
Post Malone
6 years
me and my lil pumpkin
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Indescribable, That God, The creator of the universe, All-powerful, all-knowing, Eternal and perfect in his way, Knows us by name, Seeks to know each of us on a personal level, And loves and forgives us so unconditionally, That the only way to describe it is Indescribable.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
My mom upgraded from calling me a “ding-dong” to a “dumbass” when I do stupid stuff so I guess I’m officially an adult now.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Following Jesus and loving the idea of following Jesus are TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS. Being “religious” and having a relationship with God are TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS. Revolving Christ around your life and revolving your life around Christ are TWO. VERY. DIFFERENT. THINGS.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Guys which car should I get to scare the shit out of people going 80 in a 55?
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Lance Reynolds
7 years
You know what the best part about this is? With most kids nowadays growing up being consumed by technology and laziness, there’s no greater reassurance than seeing a father teaching his kid, how to be a kid👍🏼
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
I swear if I have to listen to “Mo Bamba” one more freaking time I will literally scream it at the top of my lungs cause it is an absolute banger haha play it again chief.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Things don’t get better, they just get easier.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
I left my apartment in College Station when this World Series game was in the 6th inning. I made a 4 hour drive home and now I’ve been watching it for 45 minutes in my Nocona bedroom. It’s the 17th inning. It’s 2-2. Baseball is wild man.
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
The worst feeling is knowing you’re only someone’s first choice when it’s beneficial to them.
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Lance Reynolds
7 years
Why put forth the effort when it won’t make a difference.
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Lance Reynolds
4 years
No one is ever as they appear on the surface. Remember that
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Guys two-a-days starts soon and idk if I’m ready😩
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
I just wanna be somebody’s “favorite person”
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Lance Reynolds
7 years
Only real ones know
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
I really should be getting charged for the number of concerts I go to on people’s snap stories
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Why do we need the ACT it would be more accurate to just look at everyone’s 4th grade multiplication table test
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Lance Reynolds
4 years
I just wish people would grow the fuck up
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
I tweet with no emotion but my Instagram captions look like I’m a 64-year-old grandmother who just discovered emojis
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Lance Reynolds
10 months
With that being said, I can’t wait to get started next month working for my favorite team and trying to help them win another World Series championship. Let’s go Rangers! (5)
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6 years
RETWEET IF THIS EPISODE GAVE YOU NIGHTMARES AS A KID
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7 years
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Lance Reynolds
6 years
Some of y’all didn’t get hit with the double bounce on the trampoline when you were younger and it really shows
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