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@HeatherThomasAF Ah yes, so much winning sending human beings, most of whom are not criminals and will have small children with them, to concentration camps.

@dog_rates @ABC Good man!

RT @JenResistedAGN: How I feel about every person or group who voted for Trump and then gets f*cked by him.

RT @maddenifico: This gentleman is spot-fucking-on about Elon Musk. 🎯🎯🎯👇

@realtalkstruth Yes, because if the man worked full time and his wife had died, there would still be dishes

@theliamnissan Stacey sounds like an idiot

@FoodPornPhotos If you aren’t leaving at least $25, you are an ass

Proud to say that I’ve never voted for a rapist and never will

My biggest takeaway from today’s news is that people still name their kids Luigi

This is like the kind of conversations I have with myself in my head:

Wow - it’s really gotten bad here, hasn’t it? I mean, there’s a smell now

@JerasIkehorn Some people actually like watching other people break things

People desperately deciding to stay at Twitter because they have a large following of bots make me wonder about their mental health It’s okay to leave Just can back to say this

Being a boy mom means buying a new bed frame on Black Friday because your kids keep wrestling on and breaking your current one. Someday I’ll have nice furniture and no children in the house and I’ll be bored.

Coming to the realization that not every battle needs to be fought and you don’t always have to be the asshole is a key part of growing up

@AMAZlNGNATURE Narnia

@KierstenWarren He would have spent the rest of his life in prison because he deserved it