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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
my friend got locked in their class Bc of the shelter in place & her professor still made their class do presentations— while sirens and helicopters are surrounding the entire area like these professors are SICK
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
Imagine going to school and only worrying abt ur courseload everyday , and not carrying your family,community and home town with you. And the worry that they have security and access to resources
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
u can just "mhhmm" and men will continue to talk 😂😂
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
I hate when yt students wanna be like “WERE ALL STUDENTS.. we’re alll stressed etc ” like … no bae.. u literally don’t know what it’s like to carry so much
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
Halloween or an excuse to wear all my green clothes ? whatever
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
out of my red hair/outgrown roots era🤭
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
had to get these off my camera roll
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
my capricorn bf: wanna see who finishes their hw first? no bruh I don’t
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
lmao u mean to tell me that I spent a whole year planning transfer weekend with my committee & MONTHS ago decided on our “grow @ cal” theme & now OUA has plants and green as their main decoration for their transfer day
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@ladyl0pz
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5 years
power
@Blaque_Mystic
ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇʀ ʙʀᴜᴊᴀ
5 years
My son's father's girlfriend is always telling him to watch for me because i "do Brujeria"... but sis... if I really wanted him... you think he'd be with you right now ? 🤔 Little does she know... I manifested HER FOR HIM so he could leave MY ass TF ALONE. Girl, you're welcome.
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
watching bridgerton i am@ screaming into my pillow
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
TL tired of my face idc
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@ladyl0pz
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4 years
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@ladyl0pz
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4 years
just wish my zoom crush has me pinned
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
yea 🗣
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
getting dropped off in a Tesla @ a co op will always be crazy to me
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
can’t be w my mom for her bday today but i absolutely love my childhood pics w her. love this woman forever
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@ladyl0pz
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9 months
poured cucumber mint water into my bong
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
need a sexy ass oatmilk vanilla latte to get my juices flowing for this paper but every coffee shop is closed……. Yea ok that’s cool actually
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
blockin anyone who celebrates Father’s Day 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
u ever get an email and are like …. This is gonna be a stressful week
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
berkeley is so gorgeous, imagine how beautiful it was before they built these roads and this institution
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
it’s my last day working @ a cafe on the north side & a yt woman told me to work harder & made a whip gesture/noise. I can’t make this shit up😂
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
co working w trey frm oua and he’s singing to the songs im playing 😭😭im crying hahaha
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
someone told me that berkeley's professors are hired for their research and not their ability to teach and i havent been the same since
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@ladyl0pz
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11 months
one of my midterms is a partnered essay & i feel so bad for my partner i cant get myself to do it
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
3 yrs ago today i got pulled over for the first time & accidentally handed the cop planned parenthood registration papers instead of my car registration and he let me go lmfao
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
when i get back in the bay im getting some tacos, Jamba Juice, hot Cheetos, kbbq, sushi, pho, pupusas, takis, boba, seafood boil, pizz-
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
bartending is so fun till i spend all weekend staying up till 4am & having absolutely no time to do my homework
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
forgot i took adder**l to finish my exam and have been online shopping for an hour </3 ugh
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
one of my final papers completely erased mid working on it & i had to start over, submitted w/o proof reading & I still got an A
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
bawling my eyes out rip my plants fr
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@ladyl0pz
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11 months
@netflix u are such a bitch for changing the account permissions!!!!
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
@KALIUCHIS I’m late ok pls don’t start. 🙏🏽
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
hate when white bitches wanna talk abt angel numbers. you don’t have angels, your ancestors are in hell!!!!
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
now that Betsy don’t work @ the bsc all the white ppl gotta leave the co ops too
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
4th floor mlk was a luxury fr💔🙏
@o4iezaz
odalis 🌟
1 year
that one on campus bathroom you don’t play about
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
my komucha fell and shattered mid lecture😐😐😐😐and it smells funny lmaaoo i can never win
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
switching frm being a sativa girl to hybrid so my friends can smoke w me and not have a panic attack
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
lmfao won the scholarship where the interviewer made me cry, nice
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
at Applebees rn & there’s no god damn bucket #fakenews
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
sometimes hot chips are the only thing that can fix my problems
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
wrote the first half of my essay after i took adderall and i havent finished the second half bc wtf was i even writing
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@ladyl0pz
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10 months
watching Greys from the beginning w my bf even tho I’ve watched to like season 19 before
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
Stop cus my 13 yr old sister is so cute
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
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@ladyl0pz
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11 months
one day i won’t live in this house, i won’t have discord & ill be at peace 🙏🏽
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
if kali uchis doesn’t play freakitona imma cry
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@ladyl0pz
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11 months
everytime i see this girl on campus im like where do i know u from..tell me why she’s louie castros sister LMFAO
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
graduating frm berkeley like i almost didn’t graduate hs 😂😂😂i win
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@ladyl0pz
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9 months
i fockin hate when someone stands infront of me in the imaginary bus line
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
meeting people not from ca is a trip cus like wdym ur from Georgia
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
is taking a tote to the gym socially acceptable
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
beach house or this paper [that is 3 weeks past the deadline] hmmmm
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@ladyl0pz
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10 months
should i smoke a bowl and go to the grocery store
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
that eft check just made my bank account so sexy i could cry rn
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
I will wake up and count how many hours I’ve slept and if it’s not 8 I’ll go back to fuckin sleep
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
Capricorn placement things
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
asked the waiter at this mariscos place in sj for the check and he goes ya te vas?? HUHHH LMAOO😭😭😭😭
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
carnelian <3
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@ladyl0pz
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11 months
lunch ladies was really denying kids lunch after they went thru the line and had a whole tray of food LIKE WDYM PUT IT BACKK
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@ladyl0pz
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9 months
going to the gym is only enjoyable when u have a gym rat bestie😔
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
2/3 of my courses are taught by woc this semester, my crushes on them will keep me going till may
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@ladyl0pz
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9 months
i think it’s funny when ppl try to be cool w me after moving funny like oh no i don’t forgive or forget
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
@Blkwomensupreme mfs always wanna debate lmaaaoo
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
tune in
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
ewww just saw three white guys w bellarmine jackets on Telegraph
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
please shut the fuck up😭🤣
@newrowmantics
domy ☆
1 year
this makes sense because her songwriting is on another level. only certain people would be able to comprehend her music. we connect with the songs, because she's a storyteller. we appreciate all aspects, and not only high notes or gimmicky performances.
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
café milano could’ve gave me dirty dishes water and it would’ve been better than the latte I got
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
so blessed to be drunk off my ass graduating undergrad 🍾🍾🍾
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
finished the first semester of my senior year i wanna throw up & smoke my brains out
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@ladyl0pz
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9 months
ok new thread bartending edition
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
@ all my hs teachers. Wtf was wrong w them😭😭😭
@sainttcait
caitlin
2 years
anyone else look back on experiences they had at 14-17 w older people and think what the actual fuck
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2 years
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
breaks my heart to see girls put their card down @ the bar when they’re on a date w a man
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
@guavaberriess omfg can u still apply? let them tell u no cus u know ur hella qualified
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
putting random page numbers in my essay citations cus my gsi will literally not kno
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
watching back the latinx live stream just to confirm that mr diversity and inclusion butchered tf out of my first and last name
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
was gonna quit and then my job started offering me mad promotions like🤣🤣🤨🤨fuck y’all
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@ladyl0pz
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11 months
me vs getting fucked off 1 drink at every bar im dropping my resume off @
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
women are not having children at the same rates & the US needs workers. they’ve done this before, they’ve banned abortions in attempt to controls women’s bodies/reproductive rights for capitalist interest & they are doing it again
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@ladyl0pz
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10 months
woke up mad that my mom never made my dad pay child support like GIRL 👏🏽wtf is wrong with YOUU!!!!
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1 year
@elenuhhhh_ white woman humor
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@ladyl0pz
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10 months
im really really not ready to be an adult bc why did i leave a piece of play dough in my pocket and stain half my clothes pink😭😭
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@ladyl0pz
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3 years
Watching euphoria cus I’m quarantined and y’all overhyped this shit. I do not wanna be stressed while watching tv what’s wrong w y’all
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
Everytime i tell my abuela @im going thru it she just says god will give me strength like bruUUU
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2 years
ill be back i w the bay in a week🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽i can’t wait
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
living in between sororities is actually hell during the beginning of the semester
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
No more opinions on celebrities!! Abolish em
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@ladyl0pz
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11 months
i fucking hate my housemates like all in one day someone left shit ON the toilet seat, my food from yday was either thrown away/eaten and my package was stolen
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@ladyl0pz
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10 months
if i can’t get a yerb at Abe’s anymore where the hell do I go!!!!!
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@ladyl0pz
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10 months
forgot i was a student and been celebrating my bday all week 😖😖😖
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@ladyl0pz
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11 months
becky g’s album has me feeling like i got cheated on by my fiancé i been with for 5 years like why would he do this to me!!!!!! I’m bawling
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
everytime i go to kips it’s a near death experience bruh
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
my fav game is telling my bf i want something and making him guess until he gets it right
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@ladyl0pz
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2 years
male community organizers are fucking creeps byeee
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@ladyl0pz
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11 months
smt in me awakens when im drunk and my housemates try me like
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@ladyl0pz
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1 year
my 30 y/o Aquarius coworker told me she was at the club once w her husband, her bf and her ex and didn’t get caught all night🤣 that she had to at some point duck to pretend to fix her heel to not be seen
@nottydesignss
𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🧚🏾
1 year
I’m sorry to you but air signs will tell you the most villainous shit they have done in such a nonchalant way like they didn’t do the most nastiest thing and because it was so long ago and they have “learned” from it, people aren’t supposed to have a reaction. No, you scare me!
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