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I present to you:
Every goal Harry Kane has scored ever against Arsenal, narrated by Arsenal Fan TV.
Enjoy 🍿
#COYS
#WhoseNameIsHarryKane
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⚠️⚠️⚠️THE IMPROVED EDIT WE ALL DESERVE⚠️⚠️⚠️
Every Harry Kane NLD goal, narrated by Arsenal Fan TV.
Enjoy. 😎🍿🐐🔥
#COYS
#WhoseNameIsHarryKane
@HKane
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Bit embarrassing that it’s taken City this long to win the CL, given they’ve been in cheat mode for 15 years.
In the meantime, Luton have worked their way from the Conference to the PL, with a squad that cost approx. 1/20th of a Jack Grealish.
Now that’s an achievement 🤷🏼♀️
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Chelsea’s attempt to rebrand themselves as “innocent victims of corruption” over the past 24 hours has GOT to be one of the most deliciously hypocritical narratives a fanbase has ever gone for 🤣🤣🤣
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Ahh “the Arsenal”. The original franchise club.
First tried to merge with Fulham to create a London super-club. Then purchased their place in the top flight and have never been out since.
A 20th century MK Dons, if you will.
Such tradition.
@ShanklysBoys1
Arsenal is a proper, traditional club with a real understanding of the history of the game.
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Should Sky Sports employ a DJ to change the fucking record?
Should Harry Kane be punished for upending players who are in the air or is it 'part of football'? 🤔
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Klinsmann came back.
Teddy came back.
Keane came back.
Defoe came back.
Bale came back.
Harry will be back one day too 🤍
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Ian Wright is an Arsenal legend, you can see he HATES losing to us, and yet he has been far more gracious about our performance than the so called ‘ex-Spurs’(🙄) ‘pundits’ on Sky today. Fair play
@IanWright0
👏🏼
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Nah
@SkySports
just watched my team smash Palace 4-1 and the post match analysis is some miserable old dinosaur ripping shreds out of Gareth Bale??!
Get in the fucking bin. Switched off.
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⚠️ IMPORTANT UPDATE ⚠️
Here’s every goal Harry Kane has NOW scored against Arsenal, narrated by Arsenal Fan TV.
Enjoy 😎🍿👑
#COYS
#WhoseNameIsHarryKane
@HKane
I present to you:
Every goal Harry Kane has scored ever against Arsenal, narrated by Arsenal Fan TV.
Enjoy 🍿
#COYS
#WhoseNameIsHarryKane
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Anyone else spend Son’s entire run there saying “please don’t fuck this up, please don’t fuck this up, please don’t fuck this up”?? 🤣
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Jame Redknapp: “This Spurs team is never going to play exciting football”
I must have imagined the 6-1 thrashing of United and us having the best goal difference in the league then...
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Not a fan of this Super League & that’s putting it mildly.
But I’m not having the PL, UEFA, FIFA & Sky playing “champions of the integrity of the game”.
You lot started all of this.
You’ve been ruining football for years.
You’re just pissed off you didn’t think of it first.
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Hmmm. Maybe, just maybe, you guys should have put more pressure on yourselves…? Cos the fans certainly weren’t sat here going “ah well never mind” after every defeat.
🚨Harry Kane says he is enjoying the pressure of having to win every Bundesliga match convincingly, compared to how two Spurs games without winning “wasn’t a disaster”:
🗣️“It’s definitely a different pressure compared to what I felt at Spurs. Of course we wanted to win things at
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Isn’t it great how Spurs are still managing to make us all feel like shit without even playing? That takes some doing...
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“But we never expected to be there, we’ve massively overachieved.”
The Arsenal.
👋🏼
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Sorry
@SpursOfficial
it’s disgraceful that season ticket holders don’t get SpursPlay subscription automatically.
£1,500 a year for my ST (which includes 0 cup games BTW) & you can’t give me access to a few videos? Oh…but I can get £10 off the subscription 🙄
Pure greed lads.
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🎶 One Sunday night in Tottenham
With Ole at the wheel
Nuno took off Moura
And then his fate was sealed
Ronaldo scored the winner
And off went Fabio
Straight onto the blower
To Don Antoniooooo…
Allez allez allez…🎶
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Me: "No chance Leave will win"
Me: "No chance Trump will get elected"
Calling it now - no chance Spurs will win the league this year.
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Thank you Mauricio for the best years of my life supporting my club. Maybe no silverware, but moments I’ll remember forever 💙💙💙 I don’t want to say goodbye 😢😢😢
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Am I going mad or are Leeds basically getting praised here for being 3 nil down...???
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“Go and get the gilet”
🚨Tottenham Hotspur are ‘exploring something else’ other than appointing Ryan Mason on a temporary basis if they sack Antonio Conte.
⚠️However there is NO GUARANTEE they will pull it off.
👨🏻💻[
@POKeefe1
]
#THFC
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#COYS
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#TOTTENHAM
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So if Liverpool end up finishing second this year, are we going to say they bottled the title? That’s how it works, right??
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Prince William here demonstrating that, whether you’re an average Joe or heir to the throne, watching your team try to defend a one goal lead in injury time is fucking torture lol 🤣
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I cannot get my head round the fact that both Paul Merson AND Tim Sherwood have jobs that pay them to speak.
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Is Tony Adams worried about the Tottenham players in the Belgium squad too...? 🤔🤔🤔
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Premier League strikers, you will start on my first whistle.
Harry Kane, you will start on my second whistle.
3...2...1...
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Not renamed our club after an energy drink?
2⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣ 👉 2⃣0⃣2⃣0⃣
5th division 👉
@ChampionsLeague
Round of 16
What have you done the last 10 years,
@SpursOfficial
? 🤷♂ 😏
#SPURSRBL
#GemeinsamGro
ßWerden
#Hungry4More
#HistoryInTheMaking
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Classic Chelsea fan on Talksport on the way home...
“I don’t know what Morata’s doing, it’s not like he has a World Cup to prepare for”
“What makes you say that?”
“Well he’s not gonna be playing for Italy is he?”
“...He’s Spanish, mate.”
🙈🙈🙈😂😂😂
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It’s testament to how incredible
@HKane
is that he’s just delivered a 30-goal PL season (despite two spells out injured) & no one’s even really mentioned it. It’s just the norm now. Just a reminder that we should never forget how lucky we are to have him!!
#OneOfOurOwn
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For years I have watched the Champions League final and wondered what the hell it must be like to be watching YOUR team in that game. Never thought in my lifetime it would ever be us. The stuff of dreams.
Come on you bloody Spurs 💙💙💙
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Someone mentioned a great quote from a certain Mr Pochettino that deserved adding in… so why not watch it again…? 😉
👇🏼👇🏼 👇🏼
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We’ve got 9 men and this still pisses on anything we saw last season. Come on you bloody Spurs 🤍🤍🤍
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So Danny Rose is on course to complete the Steve Carr trajectory...
Terrible full-back ➡️ amazing full-back ➡️ delusions of grandeur ➡️ Newcastle ➡️ win nothing
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Almost the entire Spurs first team will be in the World Cup semi-finals. I remember the days when we’d only have three players in the whole competition. Unbelievable.
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Can we put the “Klopp is a classy manager” myth to bed once and for all then? Bloke’s an absolute fucknugget 🤣
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If you didn’t think we were still gonna concede in those last 30 seconds are you even really Tottenham?? 😂
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FFS uploaded it the wrong size didn’t I? 🤦🏼♀️ here’s a better version!
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Does your stadium look like this half an hour after full time? 🤔🤔🤔
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Looks like Gerrard and Lampard can’t manage in the same league either.
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Justin Edinburgh was part of the first Tottenham team I ever watched, and one of the very few I’ve seen win silverware. 49 is no age at all, incredibly sad news. RIP Justin
#Yiddo
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This is an outstanding post from someone on the
@spurscommunity
forum. Sums up exactly how I feel about City, and how their financial doping has held us, in particular, back. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Only three things in life are certain: birth, death, and Chelsea being shit if it somehow fucks Spurs over.
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Thoughts and prayers with all the tabloid journalists who will now have to find another story to replace the “Poch wants out”, “Poch’s warning to Levy”, “Will Poch go to Real Madrid?” summer narrative 🤷🏼♂️
#HesMagicYouKnow
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I don’t pay a
@SkySports
subscription to listen to Sounessaurus Rex coating off one of our best players of all time because he’s in a strop about Liverpool being shit.
God forbid someone’s not as buzzing about being 31 as you were. Weirdo.
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@andros_townsend
Top lad Andros. Terrible result for us today but appreciated that gesture. Still one of us!
#COYS
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For me, the main thing that undermines a lot of what Conte says is that Poch did pretty much everything he’s claiming is “impossible” at Spurs.
Much quicker. And with less money.
OK, we didn’t win a trophy,
But Poch certainly didn’t think us finishing 4th was “a miracle” 🤷🏼♀️
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***Conte arrives at the training ground:***
LEVY: Antonio! Thanks for coming! Can we get you a drink?
CONTE: I’d love a Diet Coke.
LEVY: Is Pepsi Max ok?
***12 hours later…***
“The Club is delighted to announce Steve Bruce as our head coach with immediate effect.”
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I’d sack him now and get Harry Redknapp in as caretaker til the end of the tournament 🤷🏼♀️
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#thfc
midfielder Tanguy Ndombele is not certain to remain at Lyon beyond his current loan. The player has not impressed as expected and is a significant financial burden. [L'Equipe]
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Someone posted this on a Spurs forum back in 2000. I loved it so much I printed it & stuck it on my bedroom wall. Seems v. apt today!
#COYS
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While we’re all fuming at the club, let’s remember that Daniel Levy is NOT Tottenham Hotspur.
Joe Lewis is NOT Tottenham Hotspur.
We are, and we’ll be here long after they’ve gone.
🤍💙🤍💙🤍💙
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None of us WANTED “a new stadium”.
We accepted it was necessary to allow us to compete financially. And we were lucky we got a decent one instead of an Olympic stadium.
But if the entire purpose of that isn’t to invest in the team, I’d have the old Lane back in a heartbeat.
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Who wants to tell him...?
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When the Harry Kane team ruins your quadruple dreams without Harry Kane
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£1,300 for a season ticket.
Not a single cup game included in that.
Football shouldn’t be about fucking money but when you’re being fleeced to this level this kind of gutless display is even harder to take.
I hate what’s happened to top flight football.
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Whatever happened to Three asking for their logo to be removed from the Chelsea shirts…
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As the club keep so kindly telling us, my like-for-like season ticket has gone up by £400 as “it’s not the same product as before.”
Well half a season at Wembley is not the same product we were sold, so by that logic we must be owed some money back?? 🤨
@SpursOfficial
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I mean, can you imagine ANY of the other top 6 clubs not bothering to get a striker in - even on loan - when:
A) knew their ONLY centre forward was out for the season
B) they were still in 3 competitions
C) the transfer window was still fucking open?
Inexcusable negligence.
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If Heung-Min Son doesn’t win our Player of the Season award this year you all need to have a word with yourselves
#COYS
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For the past three years we’ve had 2 miserable c***s in charge who have served up utter shite football while simultaneously acting like they’re doing us a favour by being here.
Not a surprise that has eventually rubbed off on the players and the fans.
I’ve had enough.
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Thoughts on last night:
If you offered me 0-1 before the game I’d have said no thanks. 20 mins in I’d have bitten your arm off 😂
We def rattled them second half, just lacked final ball. Injuries really have devastated us this season. Sissoko changed the game. All to play for!
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@HLTCO
Same - so confused 🤣 now singing “Maddison you’re a c***” and “Maddison what’s the score?” 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
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Sissoko doing a full-on acceptance speech for his Man of the Match award 🤣
Fucking love him 🐐
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10. “Ohhhh they’ve done it!”
One second of injury time left. Ajax in delirium, counting down to the final whistle. Dele, to Lucas... OHMYFUCKINGGODDDDD!!
Poch cried. We cried. Even the cameraman lost his shit (shout out to Peter Walton 🙌🏼)
And we were in the CL final. COYS.
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I thoroughly look forward to us securing CL in fifth spot... only for City to appeal this and get it overturned.
You know it’s happening.
Manchester City have been banned from the Champions League for two seasons by UEFA.
In full ➡
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Dear
@Arsenal
,
Not being able to field your favourite players is not the same as not being able to field 11 players.
Hope that helps, you cheating, whining pricks.
Kind regards,
Everyone else.
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@SmnLlyd5
@bankruptspurs
I’m not sure having kids should be on the “just give it a go and fail” list mate…
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It’s time to check in with Szczesny! What’s the score mate....?
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How in the name of fuck have we done that?!!! Come on you SPURSSS!!!!
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So here we are again.
Another title race.
Against The World’s Greatest Manager (TM)
And hundreds of millions of pounds of net spend.
In another season without a home.
With no signings.
Every member of our first team injured this season already.
And yet here we are again.
#COYS
!
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Who’s gonna tell them…?
"Harry, Harry Kane!" 🎵
The Bundesliga have made Harry Kane a catchy video for the striker signing for Bayern.
(🎥 Bundesliga)
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Me feeling smug that I’ve already got a Bale shirt, then remembering I’m probably too fat for it now 😭
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Mason like “dad’s out now, we’re ordering a pizza and sticking Nightmare on Elm Street on”🤣🤣🤣
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Thank you Philippe Coutinho for giving the media a short break from kicking the shit out of Tottenham 👍🏼
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I know right! Remember when the whole Arsenal team had food poisoning & the FA officials refused to let them delay, even by a few hours, while being wined and dined at White Hart Lane? And players were running off the pitch to vom & it cost them a CL place?
Ah no, wait…
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