Kozmo!
@kzumufox
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Hi! /An Admin at https://t.co/TLPLo1Kfdd and its discord !// Giant nerd // 18+ omotwitter im here to be horny on main and not ashamed about it// 29/f
A place in Canada.
Joined October 2016
when you spend all day weakening your bladder you dont really consider all night and how you're gonna be skittering to the bathroom leaking before dawn hits
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nothing like a long day home filling your bladder over and over and only letting a few seconds out when it gets really bad to see just how flimsy you can make your ability to hold it in at all for the day
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What it looks like when I have to buy you a new outfit in the middle of the store because you couldn't keep yours dry
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When you hyperfocus so hard on drafting an 11 page presentation you don’t even notice you gotta pee until you stand up because of ~Gravity~
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Every work day needs its caffeine beverage, its flavour beverage, its hydration beverage, and its hydration beverage.
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ive been too busy lately ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ I should do something fun with my day at some point
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cute date idea: you also need to pee (this is a fun date can confirm)
cute date idea: making you wear a vibrator in public while i control it and force you to be quiet
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First pee of the day at 2 pm after tea and coffee and Pepsi, for the sake of my office chair
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Another long day at work, what to do with it besides visit the water fountain like every half an hour or some nonsense
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Getting up at night to piss your pants so you can hang out in your underwear for the rest of the evening or is that just me
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It doesn't matter where we are, if I can tell you're a squirmy desperate mess, I'm gonna poke at your tummy until you spurt and sputter. I don't care if I have to do it in front of the cashier, if you didn't want me to put you in your place, you would have peed before we left. 😇
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Put my bladder through enough of a beating this week that it now functions as a post nap alarm clock (I tweet after scrambling from bed to the bathtub to let another bladderful go somewhere that isn’t the bed or floor)
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