Kyle Snark (Parody)
@kyle_snark
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Snarky quips. Biased reporting. Political activism. It looks like news....but it's not. #HeyNext #9News #TheMostColoradoThing Parody of Kyle Clark.
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Joined February 2022
@KyleClark @patriottakes Yet it's still a complete lie (and I'm no fan of Boebert). You have an unhealthy obsession with Republican women. It's either infatuation or misogyny. Either way, it should concern viewers and your wife.
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RT @News9mm: Since every mass shooter suffered from untreated mental illness, we are not asking local progressive if the real cause of mass…
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@9NEWS I'm going to ask my doctor for more unnecessary vaccinations for me and my family in direct protest. #copolitics #9news #heynext
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9mmNews will not be reporting on the systemic child grooming at @JeffcoSchoolsCo. We will however report on an obscure county GOP chair from Jeffco. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Officials at one Colorado school district help student declare herself homeless before moving in with teacher
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Says Kyle Clark who blocks anyone who criticizes him. Why is it anyone trusts this media person.
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Hello anonymous friend. We call that lying by omission. It's an industry standard that has propelled 9mmNews to the top of the ratings. #copolitics #9news #heynext
According to ICE, the suspect has 2 DUI convictions, not just “a” or one from last month like @KyleClark says here. Is @9news misleading people again? Is 9News the news or is it political spin? Why not report the facts? #copolitics #9News #HeyNext
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@nexton9news @9NEWS I appreciate the correction. You can unblock me any time. 😊 Or not. Good grief.
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Hi Adrian. My way of being accountable to the viewers is to block anyone who critiques my reporting. Thanks for your loyalty. #copolitics #9news #heynext
@nexton9news That’s how this should work. Accountability is the only way forward.
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RT @wattystrick: .@9NEWS and @nexton9news would have to shut down their entire X account if “containing inaccurate information” was their c…
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Looks like some of our vibrant newcomers moved their criminal operations to Nebraska. @MikeJohnstonCO @GovofCO
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Hi John. I covered this yesterday on Nexton9. We only report the side that fits my narrative. Hope this clarifies your query. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Hey, @9NEWS, this story was a lie. You rushed to judgment when this guy has multiple DUIs and deportations (which makes him a felon under 8 USC 1326) Will Kyle retract???
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@JohnE_Fabb @9NEWS Hi John. I covered this yesterday on Nexton9. The full unedited episode is available on the website. #copolitics #9news #heynext
NEW: 9mmNews has found a former ICE official that matches our narrative standards. Leftist CRCL attorney Deborah Fleischaker who was given a promotion to Executive Sec of DHS under the Biden administration's open borders era. Haha, not you @JohnE_Fabb
#copolitics #9news #heynext
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VERIFY: This needs mansplaining. The chair of the Jeffco Republicans said mean things on a podcast SEVERAL YEARS ago. #copolitics #9news #heynext
*Shocking* pattern in Colorado schools, especially @JeffCOschoolsco, a series of arrests involving teachers accused of sexual crimes against minors.
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Hi Dr. Morrell. @GovofCO @jaredpolis @SenatorHick @Hickenlooper @SenatorBennet @MichaelBennet and @COAttnyGeneral @pweiser are challenging the Trump administration to keep funding for vital services intact. #copolitics #9news #heynext
@kyle_snark @GovofCO @jaredpolis It’s true. How will we keep our state’s top 50 ranking—in multiple key categories—if we don’t queer our children?
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Oopsie, looks like propaganda pushers @9NEWS got it wrong. Stop spreading misinfo, Vanderpeen. Victor Manuel IS a criminal per @ERODenver - Maybe 9news should do some actual investigative work instead of just following their handlers’ orders
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Gobernador @GovofCO Jared Shutz-Polis @jaredpolis said “This disruption threatens local economies & the workforce across the state, particularly in rural communities, where the funding freeze creates widespread ripple effects” #copolitics #9news #heynext
Colorado uses $22M in federal money to teach 13-year-old schoolkids “Queer Joy” at camp. That’s SEL and DEI.
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@KyleClark Which part of "actual journalism" are you exemplifying by your rhetorical shift from boasting about Denver's status as a "sanctuary city" up until that classification became a liability and you began using "so-called sanctuary city?" Or is that the propaganda part of your job?
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Hi Miguel. On your final thought here, talking about illegal immigration can lead to a negative, violent public reaction to illegal aliens. Talking about ICE can lead to a negative or violent public reaction to federal officials. Hope this helps! #copolitics #9news #heynext
@KyleClark @9NEWS Appreciate the reply, Kyle. I did watch. Targeted criminals vs collateral pickups is a distinction with little difference for many people. 8 U.S. Code § 1325 would suggest they're all criminals. Neither of the two segments 9news ran address the real issue. They only demonize ICE.
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@KyleClark Howdy Kyle, The body politic deserves to be discussed outside of a superficial left/right framing. Your own social media engagement is built on rightfully parodying the most idiotic far right takes while toothlessly holding the far left 'accountable'.
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Great Q Jodee! Corp journalism is easy because it involves intensive omission lying, delivering disinfo, disguising opinions as journalism to avoid any accountability then blocking people who just want to see the same standards applied to Democrats. #copolitics #9news #heynext
@KyleClark Why is actual journalism so hard for you, Kyle?
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