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Miserable from September to January, but never February. Vancouverite. Sports fan. #Canucks #Vikings #Lakers #RedSox #LFC .

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@kylaer_
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24 days
$20k a day to not coach the Jets. Robert Salah is living the dream.
@_MLFootball
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🚨BREAKING: Robert Saleh will make close to 20 THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY from the New York #Jets for about the next two years. • $583,333.33 per month • $134,615.38 a week • $19,178.08 a day • $799.09 per hour • $13.32 dollars per minute 👀
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2016: Teddy Bridgewater hyped for breakout year *murders his leg* 2017: Sam Bradford has performance of his life *knee dies* 2023: Kirk Cousins MVP-like play *tears achilles* 2024: JJ McCarthy shines in preseason opener *tears meniscus*
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NFL fans watching the downfall of Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady:
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Every Minnesota Vikings fan:
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Jimmy: babe, meeting friends for a drink, see you in an hour. Chelsea: #LoveisBlind #LoveIsBlindS6
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The Bills are the Vikings, the Vikings are the Bills. If the two ever meet in a Super Bowl it means planet earth is ending.
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3 years
I really hate the overtime rules unless it’s Kirk Cousins to Kyle Rudolph in front of Sean Payton.
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1 year
As a 37-year-old Canadian I felt extremely embarrassed.
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I’m 34 years old, and I have lived in Canada my whole life. The freedom convoy was the first and only time in my life where I truly felt proud to be Canadian. It was the only time I had ever seen that kind of unity and purpose in the country - and it wasn’t for something dumb
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2 years
Somewhere, the education system is broken.
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2 years
18 years ago today Randy Moss had Joe Buck crying on air over a fake moon:
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4 years
*goes to remove any Bryan Adams songs from my library* Oh nvm
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2 years
I’ll take “This Never Happened” for $500, Alex.
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Aaron Rodgers always had a chip on his shoulder 😤
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1 year
A bunch of haters. Please win tonight, Vikings!
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1 year
Cool. Catch the ball.
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“There is a lot of disbelief outside this locker room. In here, there's none of that. We all believe what we can do in this locker room." - TJ Hockenson on the current state of the #Vikings
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3 years
I can’t even wrap my head around how bad you must be defensively to not make the playoffs with Kirk Cousins, Dalvin Cook, Justin Jefferson and Adam Thielen on your offence.
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3 years
Breaking: the Minnesota Vikings are expected to interview Coach Klein of the Louisiana State University Mud Dogs later this week to fill their Head Coaching vacancy.
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Baseball fans uniting celebrating Angel Hernandez’s retirement:
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4 years
This is the Mike Zimmer I like to see.
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3 years
Cassie Campbell shouldn’t be on Hockey Night in Canada with her Flames homerism. It’s nauseating.
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3 years
Who needs scary movies on Halloween night when you can just watch the Minnesota Vikings in the final minutes in tonight’s game?
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Every Canuck fan when they hear the Thatcher Demko news:
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1 year
Me every time Brittany Mahomes is on screen #QuarterbackNetflix
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5 years
15 year anniversary of Joe Buck getting all bitchy.
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Nick Sirianni arriving at Howie Roseman’s office tmw:
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2 years
The Minnesota Vikings are my abusive relationship. - will they hurt me? Yes - will I leave them? No - do they give me glimpses of happiness only to continually make me sad in the end? Yes
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2 years
You are a disgrace to hockey ownership. Every Canucks fan hates you. Every hockey fan thinks you’re a pathetic, disrespectful ghoul. You embarrassed the organization on such an unbelievable scale which is wild considering you’re a known slumlord. Sell the team @fr_aquilini
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Canucks fans: we are happy: *life finds out Canucks fans are happy* Life to Canucks fans:
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3 years
We are dead inside. All of us.
@gmfb
Good Morning Football
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"I feel for @Vikings fans. I don't know how they do this every week." -- @PSchrags
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3 years
This is so disrespectful to Kirk, my goodness.
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Sports Illustrated
3 years
Out of these 4️⃣ ... Which QB would you rather have? 🤔 • Baker Mayfield • Kirk Cousins • Jimmy G • Jared Goff
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Kirk Cousins works hard, studies, is tough as nails, supports his teammates, drives a minivan, shops at Target, is a good dad and lets his wife dress him. If you’re still finding ways to hate him after watching Quarterback, you’re just a hater.
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3 years
This is a Kirk Cousins appreciation tweet.
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2 years
@DangeRussWilson God picked a 64 yard field goal attempt over you.
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Remember this? LOL.
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That’s my quarterback. Get well soon, Kirk Cousins. We love you! #skol
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3 years
*looks around* Where are they, Aaron?
@cjzero
CJ Fogler 🫡
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Aaron Rodgers: "Green Bay isn't a huge vacation destination, people are coming here to play with me..."
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3 years
Aaron Rodgers hurt his toe and the media is acting like his leg was chomped off by a hippo.
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6 years
Nate Burleson needs to be on Monday Night Football.
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Taylor Heinicke when he sees Carson Wentz:
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It’s okay Kirk, I’ve been there too.
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Kirk Cousins on lining up behind the guard: "Just got under the wrong guy."
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First the Niners and now Shailene? He’s been trying real hard to avoid a second ring.
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Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley have reportedly called off their engagement.
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The Chargers really are the AFC Vikings, but with like, seven fans.
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I truly believe Kirk Cousins is the most over-hated player in sports, for no real reason.
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No professional athlete has ever proudly embraced their nerdiness the way Kirk Cousins does and I love him for it.
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Aaron Rodgers throwing a pick to lose a game against the Vikings >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Vikings fans realizing they don’t have to hear asinine Justin Jefferson trade scenarios by other team’s fans and fraudulent media people anymore.
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6 years
The struggle is real.
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4 years
100% I’m getting Snoop Dogg wine to drink during the Lakers game.
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3 years
Your morning reminder that players go to play with Tom Brady, not Aaron Rodgers.
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He already did in ‘09 though.
@ProFootballTalk
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Adrian Peterson hopes to knock Vikings out of playoffs
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Bijan Robinson, Kyle Pitts and Drake London when being told Arthur Smith was fired:
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2 years
The Vikings didn’t give up points in the final two minutes of EITHER half today. W.
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Kerr is the sorest loser lmao if you shoot 60 threes a game instead of hitting the paint, you won’t be seeing the free throw line. Stfu.
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“I’m not going to comment on their 43 free throws to our 16… I’m not going to comment on Steph shooting 3 free throws in 43 minutes.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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8 years
Donald Trump's people trying to keep him away from his phone.
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1 year
The NHL is rewarding an organization who covers up sexual assaults, in the least shocking news ever.
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3 years
The Vikings will never be bad enough to draft a Joe Burrow. And if we are close, we’d draft a Christian Ponder 🙃
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2 years
Remember when Ed said the defence has some special stuff for us today? LOL.
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3 years
Mike Zimmer starting the most boring of the possible QBs, the pocket statue who hasn’t practiced all week, is just another example of why he NEEDS TO GO. Coward.
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I’m just a Vikings fan, asking KOC, to simply stop force-feeding Alex Mattison the football.
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2 years
All I want for my birthday is a shoutout from the most musically gifted QB to ever exist @KirkCousins8
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2 years
Kimberly, go home. Jenny, go home. Liz, accept the offer and dump him. Michael, get a restraining order and lawyer up. Shaeeda, get a divorce. Yara, it’s not only about you anymore. #90DayFiance
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The man who ruined my life by making me a Minnesota Vikings fan was so unstoppable. Randy Moss was a literal cheat code!
@NFLLegacy
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Minnesota @RandyMoss 🔥
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Niners fans at this game are SHOOK. They are speechless lmaoooo.
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Me praying for the Vikings to win a Superbowl in my lifetime:
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Rick Tocchet staring down Tyler Myers in the penalty box:
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Imagine not being from Minnesota and cheering for the Vikings. I hate my life.
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Me, every January: I’m so relieved the Vikings season is over. Me, every June: omg I can’t wait for the Vikings season to start.
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3 years
If (when) the Vikings are eliminated tonight, it’s not because they lost at frigid Lambeau in January with a backup QB, it’s because the team showed over and over again all season long that they can’t take care of business. They put themselves in this position.
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3 years
You guys I found Mike Zimmer’s burner.
@MattAnderson_8
Matt Anderson
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No matter how the #Vikings season ends I want Mike Zimmer back as HC • 64-47-1 (.576) winning % • Top 10 3rd Down Defense 5 of 7 years (currently top 10 this season) • 3rd least penalized team in NFL since ‘14 • Defensive Mastermind • 8th in NFL for W’s since ‘14 #Skol
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4 years
This charming bachelor suite in the heart of Vancouver can be yours for the extremely affordable price of $1495 CAD a month. Does not include parking stall or plumbing. No pets. No smoking.
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“The Minnesota Vikings have fired DC Ed Donatell.” Viking fans:
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Officially a home owner!!
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He’s amazing, Panthers. You should TOTALLY hire him, and soon - don’t let him get away!
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The Panthers plan to talk with Vikings OC Klint Kubiak for their opening offensive coordinator job, per source. Kubiak has been with Minnesota for the last three seasons.
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*Sean McDermott steps up to the podium* Reporter:
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3 years
Yeah Kellen Moore as a Vikings HC is a HARD pass.
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I want the Vikings to hire whoever they think will do the best job in the GM role. If that happens to be Catherine Raiche, I will be very happy. Proud to be a female Vikings fan though. #skol
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Zimmer at halftime: create some turnovers. Vikings offence: k.
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3 years
The game isn’t until tomorrow and I’m already bored by their offence.
@ProFootballTalk
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Vikings offensive coordinator Klint Kubiak vows to get Dalvin Cook the ball more.
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“Aaron Rodgers is signing a…” Russell Wilson:
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*Aaron Rodgers breathes* Cris Collinsworth:
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3 years
Today I’m a 49ers fan. LOVE the 49ers. Go NINERS!
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Daunte Culpepper had 1-2 elite seasons but overall, Kirk Cousins has been a better QB for the Vikings. Change my mind.
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I’d donate an organ to never watch a Klint Kubiak coached offence on my favourite football team.
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I just realized I typed Saleh wrong. Blame autocorrect because my phone recognizes Salah!!!! 😂
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I sincerely hope Luke Gazdic is miserable; it’s what trash fans deserve.
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3 years
Justin Jefferson would never 💅
@BradleyGelber
Bradley Gelber
3 years
WOW. Josh Allen in disbelief after that one. Looked like Diggs had it deep for the TD. #Bills
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kyla
6 years
I was offered to be taken out on a $25 limit dinner out, following with a chance to be entertained in his basement. Hard pass, bro. I’ve seen Silence of the Lambs.
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10 months
*watches Jaire Alexander coin-toss explanation video* Everyone:
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11 months
Incoming Kirk Cousins extension.
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1 year
Can’t eat, can’t watch football, don’t care that the Bears are trash, don’t care that the Packers might be even worse, I just want Kirko back. I feel so heartbroken.
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3 years
Every OC who has ever coached with Mike Zimmer: you wanna try and get some points before half? Mike Zimmer:
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4 years
Mike Zimmer hearing the Vikings signed a corner:
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4 years
Everyone waiting for that Washington Post article on Dan Snyder like
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3 years
Good morning to everyone except those who go prevent-defence against Jared Goff with under two minutes left in the game.
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2 years
When I log into Twitter in May and still seeing people non-stop arguing over Kirk Cousins:
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5 years
If the Vikings ever went to a Super Bowl in my lifetime, I wouldn’t be able to enjoy it because I would have anxiety attack leading up and during.
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7 years
All NFL fans (who aren't Tom Brady fanboys) watching the game right now:
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6 years
@Vikings Vikings fans if Dan Bailey misses his first FG Sunday:
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