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bothered. unmoisturized. unhappy. not in my lane. unfocused. not flourishing. 😌❤️✨ he/him

London, England
Joined July 2019
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@kuntyorbjarb
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Draco: “Father, may I-“ Lucius Malfoy:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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I was in the 212
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Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten.
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@kuntyorbjarb
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i’m sorry but what is that lil twink gonna do 😭
@thepophive
Pop Hive
1 year
Dua Lipa's ex boyfriend Anwar Hadid seemingly reacts to her going public with rumored new boyfriend, Romain: “Trying to not to find and kill him”
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@kuntyorbjarb
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Scooby doo seeing his face on a scooby snack:
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The Brooke Ashley
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So let me get this straight, wait I'm the rookie?
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@kuntyorbjarb
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eating popcorn goofily is an olympic sport now?
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ooooh so that’s who she is
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@kuntyorbjarb
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pepsico making dasani:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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me watching porn
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@kuntyorbjarb
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2 years
“What do you call it when a pikachu kills itself?”
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@kuntyorbjarb
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5 years
So you became a misogynist? ☹️
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@kuntyorbjarb
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5 years
Nvm it’s someone named Chaka Khan
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WAIT SZA ON DRAG RACE TOO OMG
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@kuntyorbjarb
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5 years
Me when I’m in a photo booth with my friends and they say “ok now let’s do a crazy one”
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@kuntyorbjarb
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1 year
She’s not gross, she’s very beautiful actually
@FilmUpdates
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1 year
Anya Taylor-Joy has now grossed over $1B at the global box-office.
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@kuntyorbjarb
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why does putin look like he still calls home that house in nebraska?
@p2antwife
ëmïly 🐇🫀💘
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tag yourself
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@kuntyorbjarb
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4 years
How did she even find that tweet 😭
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@kuntyorbjarb
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“Girl, you crawl like a bitch” When I was 1 someone said that
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@kuntyorbjarb
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4 years
“What do french people wear on their heads?”
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@kuntyorbjarb
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3 years
the first person to witness mitosis under a telescope:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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1 year
me when i eat the brownie that turns you into a lesbian:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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4 years
GUYS THIS IS REAL PLEASE HELP IM SO SCARED
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@kuntyorbjarb
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“What do you call a type of massive structure built in ancient Mesopotamia?”
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@kuntyorbjarb
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2 years
I have two holes for a reason
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i dont have a name
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who is winning the laugh off?
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@kuntyorbjarb
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Katara telling rihanna she’s having sex with the last airbender:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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1 year
cringe but he does have the kind of face you wanna cum all over
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Cisco
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO STFU!!
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@kuntyorbjarb
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3 years
He will never be mariah.
@leizenomis
Sims/Simone 🇨🇩
3 years
Michael Buble has officially woken up Christmas is really en route
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@kuntyorbjarb
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4 years
Teachers when you ask them what the worst part of their job is:
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1 year
this is sociopathic behaviour…..
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@perrierappa
ansley 🗳️ YES on K & YES on L
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Cars are the reason why we have winters that look like this and not like that
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@kuntyorbjarb
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Czech, Republic, and Slovakia coming together to form Czechoslovakia in 1918
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atheists:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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With WHO?!
@JoyceCarolOates
Joyce Carol Oates
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With Padma Lakshmi at Calabash.
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@kuntyorbjarb
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taylor:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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3 years
caroline after kelela comeback
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English exam: “provide an example of alliteration” Me:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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4 years
Twitter gays trying to form a sentence without saying “the way”
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@kuntyorbjarb
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1 year
fluoride, chlorine and WHAT
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Tan Man
1 year
4. Tap water If you're reading this, I doubt I need to tell you about the dangers of tap water. But I will. Tap water is full of - fluoride - chlorine - heavy metals - pharmaceuticals and more. Hopefully, you're drinking spring water or reverse osmosis remineralized water.
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@kuntyorbjarb
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@partimecatboy They’re just jumbling up AAVE phrases in an attempt to look cool
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@socialaskan
The Foolish Vizier
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What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one
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@kuntyorbjarb
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God when Noah finished building the ark:
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2 years
him in exposure therapy:
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Yahoo Entertainment
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Teddi Mellencamp's son Cruz, 7, is in exposure therapy to conquer his elevator phobia
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“Aemond we have to stop Rhaenyra before she-“ Aemond:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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3 years
Wild guess here but uhhh pakistani and ummm maybeee bosnian??
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Aliens eating them thinking they’re human delicacies:
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@kuntyorbjarb
kunty orbjärb
2 years
I guess that cunt gettin eaten I guess that cunt gettin eaten I guess that cunt gettin eaten I guess that cunt gettin eaten I guess that cunt gettin eaten
@peta
PETA
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animals don't want to be eaten animals don't want to be eaten animals don't want to be eaten animals don't want to be eaten animals don't want to be eaten animals don't want to be eaten animals don't want to be eaten animals don't want to be eaten
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@kuntyorbjarb
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evermore & folklore:
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Happy 72nd to Patti LuPone, the only human alive who can make this sound:
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Alice: “I’m afraid I’m terribly lost and in need of directio-“ The cheshire cat:
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powerful women when they see glass ceilings:
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4 years
“Which of the four blood types is most commonly found around the world?”
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@kuntyorbjarb
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10 months
C-list celebrity d3 @th tomorrow at 2pm btw
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@kuntyorbjarb
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4 years
GWSN when they saw something red
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caroline polachek:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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2 years
Let me be CLEAR….. Naw…Let Me Be OPAQUE
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
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Watch this reef squid go from transparent to opaque in an instant
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Dababy’s PR team after watching the concert footage:
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The grinch:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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Instagram Reel users discovering TikTok:
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Me practicing human interaction so i dont forget when quarantine’s over:
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Swear I thought this was @chaseicon 😭
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“h word” this and “h word” that.... the only h word y’all should be worried about is “HIRING” 🙄
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@kuntyorbjarb
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“What’s the best song on Joanne?”
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Denali’s knees when they hear that she has to lipsync again:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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me when simon says push anyone who says butterbeans:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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How awful! I don’t have any of her music downloaded so I’ll be removing phoebe bridgers from my library instead
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@Proletcultist
M. D. Petrucelli
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Mitski's father IS a war criminal. He was a senior Foreign Service Officer in Zaire when it was the base of operations for the US/apartheid SA war against Angola and the MPLA.
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@kuntyorbjarb
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First thing’s first amaryllis 😂😂😂
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3 years
@0800shygirl me neither, I’m just a compulsive liar 😭 sorry 🥺
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Argentina: “Wish we could have a west coast” Chile:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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I neeeed to know what was going on in her brain to make her think that this was the appropriate reaction to a fan crying 😭😭😭😭😭
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@kuntyorbjarb
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Amazon order went through on an expired card
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@kuntyorbjarb
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5 years
“What note come after Do and Re?”
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@kuntyorbjarb
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Think this mighta been too abstract for some oomfies hmmm...
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@kuntyorbjarb
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To everyone who thinks “the pandemic is over”, take a good hard look at these poor people groaning in pain in their hospital beds, strapped to these machines because of covid 💔
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@kuntyorbjarb
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@_pure_1 An asian woman playing hercules?
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Gen 4 stans tonight:
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Do you know how skilled you have to be to communicate via morse code through the wall using your butt?
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My mom probably: “i hope my son isn’t out hitting on girls with his friends” Me and my friends:
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Shane Dawson when he’s having sex with a french cat and role playing as someone called “Aprofownd Sailenth”
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Witches in the 17th century when someone asks where they lived:
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today’s wordle:
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Millie Bobby Brown when Russia annexed Crimea in 2014:
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Nobody: Jinkx Monsoon:
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@kuntyorbjarb
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4 years
@bjbjonez @coketure Yeah this is what started the trend
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@kuntyorbjarb
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3 years
@StopAntisemites @DUALIPA 25k followers & only 78 likes damn ma you need a promo gc? 💀😭
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@kuntyorbjarb
kunty orbjärb
2 years
yeah, hers
@hausof_venus
philip 🍉🍉
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if chromatica was a visual album it would’ve ENDED careers
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@kuntyorbjarb
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Y’all thirsting over a cartoon... a drawing...
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Metallica in 1986:
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I just know they’re the reason PA turned blue
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@kuntyorbjarb
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you like getting your hair pulled during backshots?
@PhysInHistory
Physics In History
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One question you would ask Einstein if you were in this lecture hall ✍️
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@kuntyorbjarb
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Call me when kanye does this
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I don’t know who made BeReal but they need to make BeSerious
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