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@kuncandastner

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media processor & compassion advocate • video editor • he pronouns in him bio • 🔱 poseidon truther • 🇵🇸

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@kuncandastner
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4 years
physically I’m okay but mentally I am the hydroflask in the background of Little Women
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2 years
i want to try Dungeons and Dragons but you need more than 3 friends to even start?? that’s the hardest dungeon of all
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1 year
@miaisdivorced those viewcounts say yes god damn
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4 years
@RheaButcher umm his name is Timothée Chalamet
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2 years
I am SCREAMING and LAUGHING this is better than the 100k plaque
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4 years
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5 years
@hvns4zee pawpaganda
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3 years
@sarahschauer I always have intense dreams when I take melatonin I think they make them in hell
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2 years
I was pre-heating my new air fryer to 400° but I FORGOT I LEFT THE INSTRUCTION BOOKLET INSIDE
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2 years
Linkin Park? sorry babe I’m not into exhibitionism
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3 years
can we start calling it a Climate War so the american government actually gets involved
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4 years
I lied, physically I am also the hydroflask in the background of Little Women
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3 years
panic attack in the bathroom call that trauma dumping
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2 years
i’ve played it once and i was a hobbit named Creekwater who spoke with a high-pitched cockney British accent and the entire party conspired to kill me
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2 years
they should invent a job that's easy and fun
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3 years
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2 years
I wanna be the next Try Guys cast member, and here’s why I should be a contender-
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2 years
I don’t know what this is but I’m just happy to be included
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@kuncandastner
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1 year
we’re starting to see signs of Cinnamon’s health failing, we might be entering our final month. but you better believe she’s getting overspoiled by us
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2 years
my body count is 0 because murder is NEVER ok
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2 years
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2 years
I think the unstoppable force and the immovable object should kiss
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@kuncandastner
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2 years
blushing 🥰 at the bad faith comment
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3 years
I’d be such a bad bitch if I wasn’t sensitive and cared what everybody thought
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2 years
I had the worst mental health breakdown of my life yesterday and my brother fixed it with one (1) picture of the cat attempting to drink out of the sink. like I’m fine now. completely healed
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2 years
today I am going to burn some bridges and write an essay on youtube sponsorships
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2 months
so tired with the spike of transphobia on here. fix your hearts AND die
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2 years
I am the little victorian boy all your posts would be killing, btw
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@kuncandastner
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6 months
I think I’m going to keep this account private! why be a ‘public figure’ when this can just be for us gorls
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2 years
I wish the republicans believed in pronouns because a shirt that says “I identify as non-Bidenary🇺🇸” would make me a millionaire
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2 years
idk if it’s “ethical” but every time i use a picture of Andr*w T*te in a video i edit his mouth slightly bigger
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2 years
can’t take me anywhere these days 🙄🙄
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3 years
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11 months
it’s almost time, my gardeners
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2 years
last night i took my sleep meds too early and tried to draw a frog from memory
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2 years
I filmed my first ad sponsorship, and besties you have to pretend like I’m not awkward during the whole thing
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2 years
I let my guard down yesterday and accidentally turned 24. my apologies to everyone and it won’t happen again
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2 years
it’s over for you haters I got a place with a half-wall
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3 years
i NEED to get verified so I can dm celebrities. with great power comes great me want to talk to florence pugh
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2 years
I watched three entire “alpha” podcasts for my next video and I want to just laugh them off, but I think they’re actually doing irreversible damage to young men haha lol
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2 years
Vaush and Keffals are acting JUST like the JKR stans commenting “avada kedavra” under trans people’s posts about the HP game and then going “it’s not a real threat! calm down!!” it’s the longest way of saying you want to get away with being an asshole to people
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2 years
it’s been one year since I started dating the most beautiful, illuminating, and inspiring person I’ve ever met. they convince me that a better world is possible, and there’s no one else I’d rather share it with 💞
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2 years
the girls love me but they are ❌NOT❌ subscribing
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2 years
late night out w the boys and asking them if their love for me is unconditional
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3 years
I’m so glad I made a video about diversity in Lord of the Rings because the nerds sending me death threats in elvish has been a good distraction from the world rn
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2 years
{farmer voice} i’m in my crop era
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2 years
not only was i a band kid (cringe) but i failed the drumline audition and was relegated to cymbals (irredeemable)
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2 years
i can’t think of a better note to end the channel’s year on!!! thank you so much for tagging along w me 💝
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2 years
today is my first day as a self-employed attention-begging internet video clown
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2 years
oh shit society is backsliding and 9 skeletons want poor people to suffer and die while rich people skirt the rules. i am now going to solve this by voting and crossing my fingers
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3 years
since rittenhouse got acquitted, there’s bound to be riots and possibly looting happening very soon. and no matter what news source tries to spin this story, remember that property damage and being vocally aggressive/angry is always more acceptable than the loss of life.
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1 year
fuck him up cis
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2 years
gonna get bangs/tattoos/a nose ring so i can fall in love with myself
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10 months
a lot of people are asking me to make a video on nickisnotgreen and ethanisonline - I missed this what’s that about?
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3 years
forget cottagecore I want cranberrycore. imagine life in one of these babies
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2 years
all it took was two popular youtubers coming over for me to finally clean my apartment
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2 years
i’m so sorry but he looks like he’s hiding a nervous boner with that sink placement
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3 years
can’t wait to see how many of my predictions come true!
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1 year
ok i’m JUST wrapping up my imploded sub video and now Miranda Sings is ukulele - apologizing?? Can we stop going so fast i can’t keep up
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3 years
POV: you are hiding in one of those circular clothing racks but I found you easily
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6 months
LOCKDOWN! it’s temporary but welcome to the bunker
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2 years
Jesus had the right idea with being friends with sex workers these mfs are the funniest ppl I’ve ever met
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2 years
I want to join a competitive esports team made up of commentary youtubers
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3 years
there is nothing I want more in my silly little life than to live in the milk house
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2 years
If you use the word “rizz” to me in person I’m grabbing my mallet
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2 years
doing a project on mental health while in a bad mental state.. the call is coming from within the ward
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2 years
chuds are acting edgy asking “what is a woman” but like it’s a word. a word that we made up. it’s a sound we made with the mouth hole we have
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3 years
if you’re gonna do youtube: use a stage name!! my dad’s office coworker asked him “you don’t have a son named Duncan, do you?”
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2 years
hey guys I found some unimaginable horrors beyond comprehension online wanna see
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1 year
ohwow!! happy birthday to the sweetest and most illuminating person I’ve ever met, the beacon of graciousness you bring to my life will always be my greatest treasure. I love u sweet thing 💖
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2 years
Lady Gaga is in joker 2 so get ready for ‘Joker Face’ to be the next overused phrase for the next year
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3 years
funniest headline of the decade I fear
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2 years
I’m a dirty slut for greek mythology call me Perky Jackson and the Lightning Thot⚡️
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1 year
what is it about the youtube commentary-adjacent genres that attracts abusers. deflection? blending in? I genuinely wish I understood, it’s happening too much and it’s understandably sowing a lot of distrust in both audiences and creators
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2 years
i spent way too much on my Halloween costume and i don’t even have a party to go to?? if i wear it in a video can it be a tax writeoff
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2 years
baby duncan offers you a heart-shaped rock, do you accept ?
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3 years
how do u casually post selfies I don’t get it
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2 years
kidnapped this princess and they took me to a nightclub ?
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2 years
gonna buy some crop tops in a ‘surviving the heat wave’ way and not in a slut way, but maybe i’ll get there
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2 years
uh oh my green screen glitched
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2 years
my brother loves sending me pics of my cat back home but only like this:
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2 years
took an extra THC mint to sleep and instead spent $27.74 to buy the Puss in Boots movie
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4 years
everytime I eat fruity pebbles I secretly pretend it’s aquarium gravel. actually nevermind delete tweet
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3 years
I’m so incredibly lucky to be with someone who always brightens my day and makes me feel like myself, I owe this cuteass everything
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1 year
Am I the best white rapper in the game? (scoffs) you be the judge of that 😎 *starts snapping fingers* and-a-one, and-a-two, and-
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2 years
every (spins wheel) bi couple looks like this (AI generated image)
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1 year
can someone please tell her I’m behind on editing today. I need to get up and work so bad but look
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3 years
my dad just said “isn’t charli xcx the name of elon musk’s kid?”
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1 year
I did a lil positive hex for you guys today 🥰 I hope you all feel the effects! ⓘ 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁
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2 years
Fan meetup at the Trader Joe’s wine aisle in 12 minutes
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1 year
Pride month?? Well I’m proud of ALL of you 🏳️‍🌈🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇫🇴🏁
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3 years
there’s a dark level of twitter fame where you can just tweet garbage like “she suckin my elon til I musk” and get 10k likes
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2 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRACE for every like this gets I’ll sing them the happy bday song (off-key)
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3 years
our fleabag and hot priest costumes came too late for Halloween so we just have to wear these out casually now
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2 years
guys I’ve had 4 failed attempts at scripts this week, I might’ve lost the ability to write. do u still like me
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3 years
vaccinated people are catching omicron and still going to see spider-man in theaters. y’all worried about the wrong bug
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2 years
i’m too lazy to check which have happened or not already but we still got time!!
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