Karl Setzer
@ksetzergrains
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Home is the Rocking S. Angie is the Mrs; Kolton is the Jr. Partner @ Consus Ag Consulting Opinions are in fact also those of my employer.
Grand Ledge Mich
Joined March 2011
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
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After nearly 30 years this ol’ boy laid down in the pasture for the final time last night. Godspeed Paint Horse, you deserve the rest.
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When the neighbor calls and says he could use a load of hay, and neither of you talk about how much or the price.
The world needs more of that.
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Has anybody tried unplugging the corn mkt and plugging it back in??
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Hopefully they need soybeans.
Repeated radio signals are coming from a galaxy 1.5 billion light years away
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After 2 days at Farm Progress I can say I have a solid idea why some seed corn is $500 a bag.
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I got Kolton his first sticks of “farm kid sidewalk chalk”. Angie can thank me later.
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The best marketing advice I was ever given; "You"ll never go broke locking in a profit"
Go back to the basics. Stay in business.
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Problem is simple.
Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather rapidly being removed through 7 Wrangler belt loops.
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After 34 years, this ol boy decided it was time for greener pastures. Rest easy Sir William.
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Why is it news when a high school student signs on to a college sports team, but not when a student enrolls in a trade school program??
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Farmer; I need to reduce my cost of production
Me; We could start with cutting back on recreational tillage?
Farmer; Thats not it.............
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Doctors are recommending couples find activities they can do together that lower blood pressure.
Commodity trading was not on the list.
@GoddessofGrain
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City moms; DO NOT RIDE A BICYCLE WITHOUT A HELMET
Ranch moms; silo’s froze. I’ll run the power you go ride the unloader
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My daughter and I might be walking down the aisle at her wedding. My daughter and I might be going to kick someone’s ass. (She gets her excitement from me)
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There is an age where ponytails are no longer cute. If you are a man, that age is conception.
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My high school ag teacher once told me a handshake, a kind hello, and a listening ear is sometimes all someone needs. He was previously a banker. And he was not wrong.
Check on your neighbors.
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When I was in my 20s I thought I was pretty damn tough. Then I had daughters. One proud dad.
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April 16th; I'm ever going to get the crops in. Might as well start planning for Prevent Plant.
April 30th; Should be wrapped up by Thursday.
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First day in the new office takeaway. The blonde chick down the hall is much funnier on social media.
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Weddings are expensive. Memories are priceless. I’d spend the money 3-fold for ones like this.
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One of the two has a birthday today. Hint; it’s not Kolton.
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There’s two kinds of horse people.
1. We stable our horses and visit them on weekends. When the weather is nice.
2. Me and my horses both use Mane and Tail shampoo.
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"Farmers are really going to need to reduce expenses and try to maximize profits this year"
Isn't that something that should be done every year???
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Had???
Historians now believe that at one time approximately 93.1% of Americans had this alarm clock on their nightstand.
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I don’t see what’s so hard about preparing for thanksgiving?
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Candy corn is $111.44 a bushel. Diversify friends, diversify.
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A good friend of mine just summed up the economy.
“There is too much debt and the music just stopped,,, with no open chairs”
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To be clear, there is no plan to eliminate student debt.
There is a plan to transfer student debt to someone else.
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When you're typing closing comments and put "higher" after corn and spell check asks if you are sure.
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Between cattle and horses he’ll never be able to afford drugs.
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“A market can remain irrational longer than most can stay solvent”
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60 days ago; Where is the USDA finding these bushels?
Today; Where am I going to store all of these bushels?
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Anybody who thinks China does business to “make the other party happy” doesn’t have a clue.
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When you just know that burger is going to be fantastic and the beer is ice cold.
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Kolton passed up prime rib roast tonight to eat guacamole and long story short, the paternity test is Wednesday.
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My goal for 2018; to have half as many profitable trades as everyone claimed to have in 2017.
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When someone who has never traded basis explains basis,,,,,
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Pro Tip; if you wife it ever trying to describe a diet measuring device,,,, never compare it to a cattle tape. Ever.
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I had a client thank us for doing a podcast because his mother is losing her vision, but still wants to know what’s going on in the markets.
That’s why we do what we do.
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If your entire marketing strategy hinges on weather forecasts, you need a new plan.
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Saying "its the same grain in both hoppers so only sample the front one" is the fastest way to get both probed. many times.
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From the CDC; “If your Covid test is positive, you have Covid. If your Covid test is negative, you might still have Covid.”
I wonder what their take on pregnancy tests is?
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Yesterday: Nov soybeans get back to 10.50 I’m selling.
Today; she’s got another 25 cents in ‘er
Stick. To. Your. Plan.
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Expiration dates and the shelf life of food mean a lot less when Angie isn't home.
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The year is 2175………
Nobody;
People from Iowa: in 2020 we had a Derecho and the next year a baseball game in a field.
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Unpopular opinion; Flooding on May 15th is more of a production issue than flooding on March 15th.
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So people are willingly mortgaging their homes to buy bitcoin, but the government is worried about what I write in a newsletter.
Seems legit.
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Landlords might want to question the person offering XXX more than your current tenant. Fertility program, conservation practices, etc.
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Last week; I was sure I cancelled that order
Today; I meant 5 contracts, not 5,000 bu
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When your neighbor, who despises horses, knows you’re not home and checks on your herd every day without being asked. The world needs that.
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So, the "Beef, its what's for dinner" ads are coming back.
If you were raised on a cattle operation, it was for breakfast and lunch too.
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2 wks ago; These crops need heat to finish out
This wk; This heat is ruining the finish of these crops
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"That contract of corn I hedged is looking like a good move today"
Should we discuss your 500,000 bu that is open?
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How about no.
Swap old standbys, such as burgers and hot dogs, for healthier options at your next cookout.
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If you tell me "l don't care" when I have the remote, you will watch hee haw. Every. Time.
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The old man and a couple of the neighbors threw the first cap away at noon. Just texted the 4th one got tossed. He’s 77. Old ranchers are the true heros.
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Gaining 8c in futures but being mad you lost 2c in basis.
Focus on the cash. Its what pays the bills.
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How many guys had feeder cattle jump to 601 pounds overnight??? Anybody??
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I read some of these comments and I’m reminded of a saying from way back; “On a scale of 1 to bankrupt, how wrong are you on this market?”
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I watch people struggle to back up a vehicle and all I can think is they never grew up with their old man “directing them” in a voice loud enough to wake the dead.
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Anybody that wonders why people drink at work never watched corn trade in a 2c range. All. Day.
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Pro tip: if you are rolling positions forward and not including the interest cost in the equation you will be sad. Futures carry might not be as pretty as it looks.
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Just when you think you've heard it all;
"I'm in the house getting myself "cleaned out" for my colonoscopy and figured Id call and check the cattle mkts"
same.
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Good job local news on the story about US beef in China.
By airing pictures of pork ribs. 😳
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I understand farmers work long days in the fall. How about a shout out to the elevator teams that do the same.
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News alert; owning muck boots and a carhartt coat does not make you a rancher.
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I was merchandising in NC IA in the mid 90s. If ya’ll want talk HTA fights I have stories,,,,,
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New drinking game; every time you hear "but they have to buy from us" take a shot.
Comatose all day, every day.
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Cheer up Minnesota. At least your stadium is going to the super bowl.
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My dad is calling everyone that might call him during the game to forewarn them he is shutting his phone off until it ends.
A: that’s the most boomer shit I’ve ever heard
B: it answers so many questions for
@GoddessofGrain
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Being able to have a twitter account and being educated enough to use one are two very separate things.
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Just when you think you’ve heard it all,,,, someone steals your round bales.
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So I just had to hold a flashlight for
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and suddenly I remembered tomorrow is dads birthday,,,,,,
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