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Rangers, travelling and 🍻 Famously never paddle boarded in the UK in 2021
Joined May 2011
When you go in the ring as Sofiane Takoucht and get punched into being Lee Evans. #WarringtonTakoucht
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Fucker wants to try a 6 monther in Helmand, living in a shithole, working 18hrs a day, picking up bits of your mates, couple of hours to "grieve" then back on stag, patrol or QRF, eating the same shit for months on end. But aye £200k for 3 × 90min shifts is too much VvD.
🚨 Van Dijk: “In England we believe the schedules are too busy. The players are getting paid well but it should never come at the cost of our health”. “We keep having to play more and more games. We as players should start saying something about it, contribute to a solution”.
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It's genuinely impossible to think of a place, occasion or situation where this mob wouldn't think its normal to wear that top.
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Super Ally about to become a Dad again at the ripe old age of 61 years old. Hat well and truly doffed. 🎩
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Only in Scotland would the Police stop busses going to the football to search for bottles of beer whilst at the same time the Scottish Government is setting up safe places for junkies to bang smack in to themselves . All at the tax payers expense. Beyond wild.
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Bit of a waste employing all those stewards when 2 Collie dugs could do the same job
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Y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶k̶i̶d̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶C̶e̶l̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶s̶. Our kids will tear Celtic apart. 🔴⚪🔵
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Gonna be a laugh when the George Sq title party clashes with the Christmas market . Pints, Pyro and Pretzels . 🍻🧨🥨.
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The current view from the International Space Station . 🔴⚪🔵
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Even Charlie Mulgrews wean thought that was a penalty and he is sat in a motor in the Albion carpark.
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Scene 30min ago in Rangers kit room after Jimmy Bell seen Diallo's 🇨🇮 wristbanb
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Roofe a red? Aye. Beaten by a better team? Aye. Happy with the European run? Aye. Disappointed going out? Aye. Do our players stick up for each other? Fuck Aye. SG leading from the front? Aye. WATP ~ AYE.
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John Hartson "I really like this Denmark team, lost to England in the semi with England going on to be eventual finalists". Aye mate that's what happens when you win a semi.
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Mental that Rangers had to release a statement about *songs sung on a bus on route to a stadium but others don't have to release statements about *songs sung in a stadium. *songs dont bother me, double standards do.
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Nae wonder he was on leave for 6 months doing that garden, size of it.
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Face painter leaving Ibrox after getting his 25% sell on fee for making a young Nathan Patterson look like a tiger
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From the very bottom of the SPFL to the very top. We stood by our club,we sold out every away ground and sold out Ibrox. We went through every emotion possible but we stood by our club. When others were kicking us we were busy improving. All down to what they don't have . LOYALTY
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"What did you do yesterday?. "Went to the swings with my Mum, you? . "Went to Killie and watched big Connor Goldson smash in a 90min winner with my 4000 mates". WATP
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Seen videos of more Rangers fans singing a Shakira song about a Zambian in a Danish boozer at 4pm on a Wednesday.
A full away end at Atalanta. Considering lack of flights, Covid restrictions and Man Utd’s inconsistent form, it’s an impressive turn-out. Only the likes of United, Liverpool and Bayern able to do that time after time in Europe
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When you hear Rangers players are in the shit and it isn't you
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Tell me there is an Old Firm game coming up without telling me an Old Firm game is coming up . Could set your watch with this pish
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That Sunderland team is screaming out for a £3.5m Sam Lammers. Get it done Beale.
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Block away but the empty seats at the 77min onwards from today was embarrassing . After their result and wanting to lay down a marker. If we want 90min from the players then the least we can do is stay for 90min.
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John Hartson scrolling through his Twitter deleting anything positive he has said about Aaron Ramsey.
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Beginning to think the cheapest accommodation in Seville is to get lifted and take a fine aff the Spanish courts.
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Hang in there troops, in 2028 the puddle drinkers will think Rangers turn 16 and they will lose interest in the age thing.
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If anyone was ever wondering what a tifo set out by a junkie looks like. wonder no more
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Puddle drinkers: "Your kids will support Celtic". Us: "Our Grandas will smash your Ultras".
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300 career ⚽️ ✔. Framed Rangers shirt you wore for your 300th ⚽️ ✔. TV screen showing your 300th ⚽️ in the frame ✔. Different levels from Jermain Defoe 💙
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Very very very hard not to say "Awrite Shagger" . Just about held it in.
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Liar if you didn't check for the wee blue tick next to Rangers Football Club there lol.
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Look at where Tillman is when the throw in takes place, how much more time do you need to punt the baw up the pitch. And Tillman isn't blessed with blistering pace lol
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Somebody want to grab the credit card aff Ross Wilson before we are fucking around with hedges again
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55 League Titles in 150 years and these 2 Legends brought us over 50% of them . Bill Struth 18 × 🏆.Walter Smith 10 × 🏆. 💙
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Open the door for I am a bogus gasman wae fake ID an am here tae ransack yer hoose
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High probability that the colour of tshirts, hats and scarfs worn today will be a bigger news story than the attack on a city centre bar.
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"Rangers should give Bayern all the money in the till man, you know Tillman"
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"How was Blackpool mate?". "Honestly you dinnae want to know"
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If he is a Rangers player then I'm claiming my 2 appearances on the pitch at Ibrox for Armed Forces day as games played for the famous . Scottie. Years Team Apps (Gls).2016-19 Rangers 2 (0)
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Rangers starting 11 in the OF. Kelly 28 🏴 .Ridvan 23 🇹🇷 .Propper 31 🇳🇱 .Sterling 25 🏴 .Jefte 21 🇧🇷 .Raskin 23 🇧🇪 .Diomande 23 🇨🇮 .Hagi 26 🇷🇴 .Cerny 27 🇨🇿 .Bajrami 25 🇦🇱 .Igamane 22 🇲🇦 . average age 24.9.
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Some cunt get Ross Wilson aff the gear before he rinses the bank account lol.
Rangers and Celta Vigo are the latest clubs to reportedly have an interest in Wolves forward Patrick Cutrone. It's said that Rangers currently have 'the advantage' to sign the Italian striker. 🗞️ Calcio Mercato via Sport Witness. #WWFC | #Wolves
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In the last 2 days we have cleared out an online store of Zambia football tops and tracked a plane across the North Sea better than a missile early warning system could. Never change Rangers Twitter.
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I'd pay money to hear Ross Wilson's telephone call to The Buff last week.
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A short story about shitting it, denying you shat it then shitting it again
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Castore just aff the phone ordering every bit of orange material in the world
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If the UK is angry about what Celtic fans done at 2 games wait until it hears what the club done to kids over decades.
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Translates to:. It's a red but my hatred towards Rangers doesn't allow me to say it's a red
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If it talks wank, looks like a wank and dresses like a wank then there's a good chance it's a wank*. *it's a wank
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"Alexa show me a manager realising he's lost the dressing room and is out of his depth."
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For the last load of years in the Army I was the Master Tailor of the Black Watch, in that time I made hundreds of Tam O Shanters (the headdress of a Scottish Soldier) and some were for guys who supported them. They would ask me to put their strip as a lining. 1/2
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"Mibbae if you huv a jobbie West Ham, BTSports can wipe yer arse for ya West Ham"
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Reduce Neil Doncaster's £400k salary by £400k would be my 1st suggestion.
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Gaffer down discussing transfer targets with the boss no doubt
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Rangers "Remember media blackout guys". Tav "ok". Roofe "yep got it". BB "yes". 🐃 "I'm happy for team, manager and fans".
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Bit of red tinsel in the hand luggage of the next Rangers fan going through Glasgow airport please
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Pope checks out 2 days before an OF at Ibrox. Couldnae write it
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Dominic McKay is a Hearts win on Saturday away from needing an oven glove to open his garage door.
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Can we get Ross Wilson to call Balfour Beatty and tell them we want Ibrox expanded but they are paying for it. Cheers. 👍🏼.
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Dear Hearts fans,. You will soon find out that fans of clubs who play in green & white are also legal experts. Yours. Rangers fans.
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18 today. Time to see him break in to the first team squad?. Bailey Rice
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Didn't even survive its first wash at the correct temperature. I swear @RangersFC not a penny more will I spend whilst #Castore are involved with merchandise. A shambles from the boardroom to the washing machine. 🤬
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Gio can we have an update on Alfredo?. "He's ok, he's in there with his top off singing along to Ultrasonic tunes"
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What's the chances we wake up in the morning and Bodo/Glint are a European heavyweight and Borussia Dortmund are on the slide and a team of has been?. 🤔.
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Castore must be looking at a salt 'n chilli chicken and bottle of Irn Bru thinking we could fling a 55 badge on that and punt it as the Champions Hangover Range for Sunday.
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The fucking pain this photo will cause makes my dangly bits tingle
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Mind last year when Kent wasn't playing up to his price tag?. Think Hagi now and calm down.
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1st time I've seen him with a club that doesn't have "temporary loan" after it
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Zoom in on the scoreboard.
An impression of what a redeveloped south stand at Celtic Park could look like. It's estimated capacity could reach 72,000 with such a rebuild but would it be filled & would the club have the money & ambition to do it?
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