kris ✨✨
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@KingGshock Let me guess, young people need to stop spending all their money on avocado toast and Netflix too?.
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Pretty astonishing detail — Sunak told Martyn Hett's mother on the anniversary of the Manchester bombing that legislation in his name would be presented to Parliament before summer recess, and then proceeded to call an election the same day.
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@City_Chief He also was in charge the season where we got more goals from set pieces than anyone else….
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Oh no they want to cover 0.0033% of the UK in solar panels how will we cope.
U.K. - 2,000 acres of glorious countryside in Wiltshire are being converted from land producing food into a solar farm. England’s green and pleasant land sacrificed with no mandate from those so gravely affected their house values are expected to plummet by 50%
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@CPhilpOfficial “New homes are needed but just not over here…”. If only there was a catchy acronym for that, it’s on the tip of my tongue somewhere….
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Why do Grindr guys demand you give a laundry list of everything you’re sexually into.
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@RamboFYI @StevenMcinerney No one expects to see it from your scenario because you’re peddling lazy shite for clicks.
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@Conservatives May I suggest they do national service to earn it?. They can finally get the thrill of serving in all those wars they imagined fighting in.
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@SamCoatesSky This feels like standard guidance for every candidate for every major party at every election for the last 40 years+?.
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@AllisterHeath You manage to say within the same article both that Labour have no plan and that they’d be the most left wing government in decades. Almost as though you’re making it up as you go along.
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@IsabelOakeshott Would certainly rather live in a world where diversity was celebrated than one where Andrew Tate was considered a role model.
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@PolitlcsUK @kateferguson4 Kids aren’t getting fat because they’re going for an Indian at lunchtime ffs.
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@jamesrbuk @v4mpthem “It’s Huw Edwards. You know him, he’s the bloke he used to present the news looking like this”.
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@MailSport @OllieHolt22 @DailyMailUK Fair play for trying to have a worst football tweet in every single decade
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@SkySportsPL Only spent £900m he truly has done it on a shoestring. A very expensive shoestring.
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@philsturgeon @UKLabour @TheGreenParty Consistently oppose it for 15 years until the point at which it gets cancelled, and the land sold off, and then say it was a great idea all along. People see what the Green Party are.
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@cityreport_ @MirrorSport @FourFourTwoUSA Congratulations on your “means more” Premier League titles.
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1 year ago - unhappy, unhealthy, quietly suffering my own personal hell of chronic depression // today - daring to smile, almost 😘
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These people wouldn’t last ten minutes in the North.
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@Conservatives 14 years spent campaigning against the last Labour government, really quite sad. Labour grew the economy for 40 quarters in a row, did you do that?.
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@OfficialVizeh If City goes and acquires the squad depth to rotate (smallest squad in the Prem btw) it’s “lmao Pep needs a billion pound bench lol”. Can’t win.
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@BenWallace70 @MJtweetings On balance, how do you rate demonising young people as a long term electoral strategy Ben?.
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@PolitlcsUK Same debunked information, rehashed a different way. It's not 2019 anymore, this stuff doesn't work.
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@Genie_256 @SkySportsPL They also told Opta about what happens to Arsenal in March and April.
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Not being funny but treating the platform the train is going to leave at London Euston as though it’s some massive secret until three minutes before the train is due to leave is seriously dangerous.
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@PolitlcsUK @kateferguson4 Most people in poverty are in work already. The myth of the unemployed benefit scrounger is a trope from the 1980s.
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@JakeBerry @Conservatives Most the North are asking “Where is that new hospital you promised us?”.
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@DavidGHFrost Your party can’t seem to make up its mind whether Labour has no plan or whether it would be the most radically left wing government in history.
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@piersmorgan Oh Piers…. City have one of the smallest squads in the Premier League, and have used fewer players than almost any other team in world football the last five years. Why don’t you name these two world-class players for every position? .
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@PolitlcsUK @choIiver The obvious counter example to this is 2019 when he completely fucked it.
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@JeremyWarnerUK “Does Britain really need” has been the mantra of the last 14 years of Tory government. Look where it’s got us.
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@RobertJenrick This is another one of those £350m.on the side of a bus claims isn’t it where you only show one side of the ledger.
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@DonnaJonesPCC Going to be ‘formerly’ the most senior Police and Crime Commissioner before too long….
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@BorisJohnson He wasn’t working on a book on Shakespeare while the COVID pandemic was in full swing was he?.
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