Kate Kettelkamp
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PhD(c) Philosophy, Cosmology & Consciousness @ CIIS. Archetypal Astrologer. Consciousness = liberation.
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Make fun of astrology girls all you want but no one can love you like an astrology girlfriend can
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Me when I have successfully secured knowledge of everyone at the party’s zodiac sign
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POV you’re the astrology friend and the transits are popping
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Astrologers when someone tells them their rising sign
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First day of Scorpio season vs last day of Scorpio season
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never met a venus in aries who felt like it was in detriment
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So 1 year left of Saturn in Aquarius—how’s that house feeling?
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Me when I finally accept being Mercurial
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Astrology is not a crystal ball. It’s an intimate relationship with time.
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When the collective is experiencing a transit you have natally
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Cancer and Scorpio placements it’s about to be your turn ✨
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Saturn in the 7th like ‘here for a long time, not a good time’
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Does anyone really love a planet they have in detriment?
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When you mention a Pluto transit and they ask “how long does that last?”
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this mercury/mars conjunction is worse than a mercury retrograde
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How do y’all interpret the 11th house? I find that ‘friends, networks, the collective’ often doesn’t land
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People telling you the signs they hate reveals more about their personal problems than anything else. You hate Gemini? You can’t handle duality. Capricorn? No respect for the grind. Cancer? DON’T MAKE ME SAY MOMMY ISSUES
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Has anyone else been personally victimized by this weeks astrology?
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Date someone with a Venus/Jupiter conjunction you won’t regret it
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it would be a nice community service if everyone could re(CAP) their experience with pluto in its current house, to give a heads up to the rising sign after them.
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when he asks what you’re doing on your phone and it’s this
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Moon day's child is fair of face,
Mars day's child is full of grace.
Mercury day's child is full of woe,
Jupiter day's child has far to go.
Venus day's child is loving and giving,
Saturn day's child works hard for a living.
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if you are dating an astrologer consider yourself lucky because they will give you the gift of time
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Can someone give me 11H significations that aren’t alliances/friends/social networks/hopes/dreams/wishes?
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Dear Pluto PLEASE overhaul the healthcare system it is beyond stressful and unsustainable and ruining lives XOXO
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the astrology of this past week was so exhausting
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the complete vibe change with pluto's ingress into aquarius really has me questioning free will
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When Mars turns direct and you still don’t feel like doing anything
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I feel like Taurus risings are rare. No evidence for this.
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Saturn in Pisces is a reality check when it comes to your dreams for the future. It can be good to differentiate which dreams are motivated by fear & which dreams are motivated by faith.
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just did a chart reading for a client who happened to have the same birth date/time/location as me—unparalleled mental gymnastics
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when people ask “are you judging me based on my chart” and you’re sitting there beholding them like a beautiful dynamic miracle of life
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astrologers are people who are in deep relationship with the COSMOS—one would think this would lead them to act not as arbiters of truth, but as seekers, continually humbled by the mysteries of the universe
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Divorcing astrology from philosophy/ethics is a dangerous game. The best astrologers are the ones with the deepest understanding of the nature of life and time.
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Interested in theories on why some people are more sensitive to transits than others? Regardless of personal awareness, it seems some people experience more potent manifestations
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how cool is it to have millions of people turn their eyes to the luminaries
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mercury in pisces until 3/9 and rx pre shadow beginning 3/18 means we get what? a solid 9 days of brain functioning this month?
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astrology makes educated guesses based on the past—no one knows exactly what the future will bring.
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please if you are an astrologer be mindful of the way you share personal predictions with the public—fear mongering and insensitive language can be harmful for people with ocd, ptsd, anxiety etc. and lead to more destabilization/unnecessary negative effects in their lives.
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& the child born on the Sun’s day
Is bonny and blithe, good and gay.
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people hyping up the “dreamy” pisces new moon when the mars/uranus square is right there
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if the moon is so exalted in taurus tell me why I’ve never been able to let one singular thing go
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Teaching astrology to children is so fun. I say things like “Scorpio season is the middle of fall” and they yell things like “MY DAD IS THE MIDDLE OF FALL AND I LIKE HALLOWEEN AND MY STEPMOM IS LEO AND THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING”
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client: I don’t know why I booked this session
astrologer:
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I was explaining to my boyfriend that I had double crossed Saturn and he was about to smite me and he said ‘it’s hard having a girlfriend who was born in Ancient Greece”
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Getting to hear people’s life stories as an astrologer is one of the best gifts the universe ever gave me
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Most astrologers don’t judge people based on any sign or aspect in their chart. 2 people can have the same aspect and use the energy completely differently
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doing client readings for people over 70 is unparalleled learning experience I should be paying them
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once I cleanse every layer of my aura it’s over for you bitches
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this eclipse season has burned so many karmic bridges
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we’re astrologers—of course we’re going to take the most mundane occurrence and correlate it with a planetary position and alignment
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this box of spilled seashells in a snowstorm feels so saturn in pisces
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Can you give us a break?
the transits:
🪐 ✨ ✨🪐✨
🪐🪐 🪐 🪐 🪐
✨ 🪐✨ 🪐 ✨
🪐 🪐 🪐✨🪐
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Why does this year feel like a permanent Mercury retrograde
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When you’re having technological issues but Mercury is direct
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I am once again asking, why does it feel like Mercury is in retrograde?
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When they tell you their birth time & then say “I think”
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As a Mercurian, I literally wake up with anxiety
As a venusian, I literally wake up with floral perfume, paint, and the tears of my past lovers emanating from my pores. This life isn't for the weak.
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Patiently waiting for Venus and Mars to make their way over to Aquarius
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me: I lost hearing in my right ear but I think its just the mercury/saturn conjunction
my bf: pls see a doctor
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The astrology high when you realize the transit manifested before you even noticed it
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Hard time losing weight? Have you tried a Saturn/moon transit?
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If someone would have told me in high school I would wake up every day and willingly look at charts with degrees and angles I would have never believed them
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taylor swift announcing her album release for the jupiter/uranus conjunction…she has to be working with an astrologer.
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My therapist: and what are you thinking about now?
Me: astrology
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My hope for this Saturn in Pisces transit is that our compassion meets discipline and we work tirelessly for the liberation of the oppressed.
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Noticing a lot of relationships either falling apart or solidifying as Saturn exits Aquarius
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My bf just revealed to me he’s a ‘sun-sign only astrologer’ so if you’re interested in a reading he will give you his opinion of your sun sign
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with the eclipse conjunct chiron, childhood wounds could come up in a very public way
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Truly seeing the dichotomy of the Pisces and Capricorn stellium playing out for people right now
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Me reading tarot like ?? do you know what this means ??
Them:
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Honestly tired of the “difficult transit” dialogue. Every transit has its challenges. Every day has its challenges. Being human is difficult.
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