Kriti Gupta
@kritinotkeerti
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Growth @GrowthX_Club | ex @StoaHQ | Alumna @SRCCDU Growth | Fitness | Mental Health.
Bangalore, India
Joined November 2020
If you want to optimize things, work at a big company. If you want to build things, work at a startup.
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Tell me you have brown parents without telling me you have brown parents:
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My friend just asked me to listen to a random song. Now I'm gon wait for 3-4 minutes before I reply saying 'it's nice'.
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Treat your career as an investment portfolio. You need both safe and risky investments with different returns.
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Marketing is not a battle of products. It's a battle of perceptions.
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Hiring good people is hard. You basically have to hire them before they know they are going to be great.
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One Instagram story of me working out -> 6 guys in DMs within 5 minutes.
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Love this new Instagram feature where every time you refresh someone gets married.
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Reached Koramangala within an hour from Bangalore airport. Should I call myself lucky?.
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I skipped my workout for you, what more hints do you want?.
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Go to any Delhi mall on a weekday and you’ll wonder if you’re the only one with an actual job that requires you to work.
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Cold emails just got my junior internship calls from ITC, Mamaearth, Dunzo, InMobi and the like. The art of writing cold emails is definitely underrated.
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Imagine you’re at the airport with your entire extended family flying for your brother’s wedding. You bump into your ex. Not too bad?. Now imagine you’re on the same aircraft as the ex. Yeah, that’s me right now.
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please don't ask me to roast your startup idea on LinkedIn after I unmatch you on Bumble :3.
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Now that I’ve moved to Bangalore and my lungs feel better, early morning runs are back 🤌🏼.
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I went for a face cleanup today and told the guy its my first time, he looks at my face and says 'shows'. FML.
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Kartik Aryan made a career out of it.
Whining is addictive.
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No business school can "teach" how to do business. Building a real business is how you learn to do business. And anyone who tells you otherwise is fooling you.
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Can we please normalise not knowing what we want? . What is this urge to have everything in life figured out?.
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You’re in your brother’s baarat while the IPL team is checking into the same hotel, what would you choose?.
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Overheard: A therapist made 1.5L per month during the lockdown by keeping 30 interns. How? Interns are made to pay the employer in the mental health industry. Each intern paid 5k/month.
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Instagram marketing is so stressful, I end up watching reels on the pretext of research. Would love to connect with someone who's mastered Instagram.
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Am I the only one who isn't into crypto yet? . Twitter giving me massive FOMO.
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Save electricity. How would you feel if someone turned you on and left?.
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My cook wants me to shift to blinkit and it’s not because of the 10-minute delivery or the quality of groceries. Then why? Their delivery packages make good garbage bags for when we run out.
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When you're a marketer, every conversation is potential content.
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Technical skills can only give you a headstart, it's the soft skills that take you forward.
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If you aren't happy single, you probably won't be happy in a relationship either.
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Mandatory note to self: You're not as difficult to love as you've been made to believe.
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Best way to pay someone less and work a shitty job is to give them a fancy title. Status driven.
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My cook is disappointed in me. She’ll have to come make dinner for me on Valentine’s.
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Yeah flipping NFTs is cool and all, but have you ever helped your older brother with his resume.
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My mom just said that she wants 20% of my salary every month. On asking her the reason, she goes "I deserve it, I could've asked for 50% also.". Can someone please decode this for me?.
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Sex and all is cool but have you ever completed 150 burpees in 20 mins 12 seconds . Best start to the weekend.
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Apartment hunting in Bangalore is so stressful, I will end up living in a paper box. Would appreciate leads around Koramangala and HSR Layout. Brunch on me if I end up renting it.
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Normalise not wanting to text, it's exhausting, there's no need to get offended.
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Food is the most abused anxiety drug. Exercise is the most underutilized antidepressant.
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Helping @StoaHQ achieve over ₹1Cr revenue in sales this quarter has taught me some major lessons about sales and providing value. A thread👇.
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when you’re trying to set up 2 friends but articulation isn’t your strongest suit 🥴
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If you're working at a fast-growing startup, what you really do for work might not find it’s way into your job title. And your greatest contributions to the company may not be within the confines of your JD. Maybe your real job title is the job for which you're indispensable.
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Did I just receive a job offer on instagram? Yes, a legit offer from a company I applied to during college. what has this world come to.
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When you follow the same people on Twitter for a long time, you can see their growth and change in tweets.
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We don't start because all our weaknesses and shortcomings would be revealed to us if we did.
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I’ve struggled with mental health issues for 7 odd years now. With the world heading towards tighter restrictions again, let’s not wait for our mental health to go for a toss before we start taking it seriously. Here are 11 things that have helped me get through my lows 🧵.
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so many single friends crushing their careers but can’t seem to find love. now how do we solve this 🤔.
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21 years and I still don't have a date.
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It’s funny how the most gyaan on mental health is given by ones who have never really experienced it themselves.
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Having attended 50+ dance fitness sessions at @cultfitOfficial, here are 8 extremely cool things the unicorn startup does to get you hooked!. A thread 🧵.
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I have a confession to make:. I've looked down on sales and salespeople for the longest time.
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saying goodbye with grace and kindness says more about you than the enthusiasm you show when first meeting.
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Friendly reminder: Ideas are worthless until executed upon.
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You will become a lot less concerned about the way other people think of you when you realize how seldom they do.
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Hustle needs to have a vision in order for it to matter, please stop overselling hustle.
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Own your decisions, and own who you are but without apology.
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Yet to meet a girl who hasn't been made to feel conscious about her body at some point.
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College right now = submitting plagiarized assignments.
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Unpopular opinion: No human relationship is selfless or devoid of self-interest.
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The feminine urge to make emotionally unavailable men feel emotions and fall for you.
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When you're going for a run and it rains, you read in the balcony.
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TIL only 3% of India invests. Future of FinTech? The number of demat accounts opened in the last one year is more than the number of accounts opened in the last five years combined. It was a good one @ShahRathin, super cool insights!.
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Sex is great but have you ever defeated the boys at cricket. Twice.
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It's official: @BlrCityPolice >> @ola_supports. Why? Story time 👇. Best friend left her phone in the cab -> cab driver denied having it -> no number to call Ola support -> one phone call from a police officer to the cab driver -> phone back to us within 6 hours.
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‘Work for a large corporate for a year, resume mein aa jaega. Then do whatever you want.’. So tired of people constantly coercing me into this. Doing the safe thing is not necessarily the same as doing the right thing.
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What advice would you give someone who is looking for advice?.
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Yet another friendly reminder: There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance.
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I envision an India where women don't have to justify their ambition. Be it in their desire to climb up the career ladder and take on leadership positions or to simply lead a richer, more independent life.
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