Swampy Malone @krispbea profile

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

Followers

543

Following

284

Media

8,078

Statuses

47,953

Locked and nowhere near loaded. Alt:

Joined April 2009

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

Explore tweets Explore followers Explore following

Explore trending content on Musk Viewer

McDonald • 483989 Tweets

Flamengo • 220833 Tweets

Corinthians • 191379 Tweets

Charles • 173048 Tweets

Fenerbahçe • 157157 Tweets

#USGP • 145693 Tweets

Gavi • 126090 Tweets

Giants • 121085 Tweets

Lions • 93364 Tweets

Ferrari • 89142 Tweets

Franco • 88364 Tweets

Norris • 85247 Tweets

Watson • 80352 Tweets

Lando • 72228 Tweets

Browns • 66396 Tweets

Chiefs • 64847 Tweets

Colapinto • 62306 Tweets

Verstappen • 59732 Tweets

Packers • 59639 Tweets

Pedri • 56024 Tweets

Vikings • 52749 Tweets

Sevilla • 46858 Tweets

Bruno Henrique • 34550 Tweets

Rossi • 33924 Tweets

49ers • 33640 Tweets

Achilles • 31569 Tweets

#GHDBT7 • 30568 Tweets

Daronco • 29679 Tweets

Gerson • 28878 Tweets

Wesley • 20000 Tweets

Mahomes • 19468 Tweets

Panthers • 18599 Tweets

#AustinGP • 15653 Tweets

Yuri Alberto • 14091 Tweets

Pablo Torre • 12550 Tweets

Arrascaeta

Logano

Deebo

Ramon Diaz

Coronado

Minshew

Skyy Moore

Jayden Daniels

Aiyuk

Mariota

Ocon

#كلمات_اثرت_فيني

Niners

Purdy

#عوده_نيمار

Last Seen Profiles

@jeronimoteti

@misokatsu222

@BlackMambah

@yu_bp_2

@EarneBw1

@guycocoa

@AnnaAligood

@CodyTCameron

@ChenMingjian_CN

@carolin8810

@afd_py

@ei_KONIC

@ws1dde

@Ezeali_Joshua

@JimSaylor47

@bbccomedy

@na___tachi

@amourxbarbiee_

@Semangkasubakk

@Allonnos

Pinned Tweet

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

8 days

4

1

6

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 months

92

2K

52K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@HardDriveMag

7

357

6K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

6 months

@fallenchungus Idk man they are cracking me the fuck up

8

122

3K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 months

13

20

3K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@jeremysmiles Not very Family Guy of her 🙄

1

8

2K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 months

@twofortyfivepm To be fair, it *is* a unique case in history

1

0

2K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 years

@OldMemeArchive The third guy has most definitely killed multiple times

2

4

1K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 months

@Omniliberal69 Nope; all my alt accounts

1

0

1K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

5 months

@LaughterHaver Those without knowledge shame those who do

1

16

1K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@jeremysmiles *watches the most eye opening look at the human condition there is* is nathan exploiting these horrible people acting horribly on their own regards

2

10

1K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 months

@porksweats1 It still makes me sick that people think this film isn't phenomenal

7

11

1K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

5 months

@thedarkprowler They've been fighting for that parking lot 80 some years now

0

1

1K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@pissboymcgee Know your boundaries, king!

1

0

1K

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@JUNlPER the replys: id listen to both of these men over my loved ones

2

5

940

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

6 months

@magickfartz Do you think she stays up past 10:30 sometimes

3

0

861

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 months

@albertcamslut It's not even normal how hot she is

1

2

797

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@elonmusk @HardDriveMag

0

1

688

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

6 months

@equine__dentist Same energy

2

17

744

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 years

@HardDriveMag He's gonna reply to this with a highly compressed JPG meme from, like, mid 2013 and all of his weird fucking fans will hail it as the most witty retort of all time

8

7

562

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 month

@fellawhomstdve for the love of GOD validate me by saying my favourite heckin' billionaire has heard of Akira bike

1

4

607

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@OldMemeArchive WHY POKOMON NO SAME AS WHEN I BABBY

1

5

566

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@BIGMODEgames I'm sorry, I'll be the one to say it; Bigmode just doesn't make games like they used to 😞 I grew up with their games and now they just make fake games for fake gamers that aren't me; a REAL gamer

2

3

550

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@jeremysmiles But where ARE those good old-fashioned values

2

510

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 months

This one just rolled in

2

501

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@elonmusk @tim_cook He saw this

39

34

458

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@shaun_vids I'm still in the "they got out go stretch their legs a bit" camp

0

3

443

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@kenklippenstein I've always said this building could use the touch of a loving woman

3

6

431

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@Variety As they teach you in recovery, holding grudges forever is the sure track way to sobriety 🥰🥰

1

398

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

3 years

@VicBergerIV Barbie, no! Don't sell him your indie darling film; he's just going to bury it so it's not competing at award season!

2

0

378

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 years

@lowpolyanimals Is that the rat that beat dark souls on stream??

2

374

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@poisonjr I'd say theres a diamond dozen in there

1

343

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

5 years

This is implying that the GameCube villagers weren't the coolest fucking designs ever and I will not STAND for it

animal crossing 🎈

@acuteleaf

5 years

ASDFGHJKL;;;;;

9

1K

5K

1

29

304

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@RadishHarmers This one is either going to soar or crash

1

0

293

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

6 months

@skatie420 It's World War 2 the fuck you mean he didn't

1

0

260

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@JohnHinckley20 Can we help a struggling artist out here @Beyonce

1

4

240

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@fiendformojitos This scene and the following up with Bobby is one of the best in the entire show. Don's true struggle against what he doesn't want to be shows more here than in most other, arguably more raw, moments.

2

236

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@JUNlPER @Timcast Nothing but a beanie on

4

1

215

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@fellawhomstdve Oh, I see. The Wacky Misadventures of Dave Filoni's Trapper Keeper Doodles aren't SERIOUS enough for you?!

2

5

231

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@OldMemeArchive Wait, it's 7 in the next panel; one of them died

1

2

222

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@TheOnion If it's a gun he made, no one has to worry

2

3

202

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 months

@riskierjester *amazing* baby

1

0

210

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@CaseyNewton The duality of man

1

8

198

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

11 months

@BenjaminCrew1 The Duck Philips float popped again :(

3

0

196

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@DineshDSouza @elonmusk

1

0

182

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

3 years

@lowpolyanimals There's still birds in 2042?!

2

1

179

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@ManMalding @peeblestoblero2 @jeremysmiles HOLY FUCK

1

0

169

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 months

@dril How can I pay for more of this, as a concerned tax payer

1

3

178

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@ADAMATION @HardDriveMag

2

11

150

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

11 months

@SkinnyTuna

1

14

156

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@Nibellion I'll wait for the fifth remake; they'll get it right for sure then

0

148

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

5 months

@thedarkprowler I actually don't feel good after watching this

0

154

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@sabatonfan69 *best Nixon voice I can do* uhhh can anyone give me change for the bus haha

0

4

148

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@elonmusk Post this one

11

10

140

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@DeWayneLaPierre @NickAdamsinUSA @3YearLetterman No. Wokeness gets all up in your eyes when you're throwing a ball and you're all like, "aggh all this fucking wokeness" then you throw the ball hard left into the stands

2

4

136

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

3 years

@dril can't understand a fucking thing here

0

133

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@JUNlPER We got sent home early and my dad told us we were under attack then my sister and I started crying. We are from rural Saskatchewan

3

0

129

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

7 months

@The_Wub_ Um, epic dam explosion or what, Reddit?? *incoming Chinese nukes* edit: downboats, really??

0

2

138

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@fellawhomstdve Next season is just Dave sitting in front of a PowerPoint of obscure legends characters

1

0

134

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

7 months

@GrillPillMax That first image broke something in my brain I can't stop laughing

1

0

137

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@MrTooDamnChris To the Joker, that's a normal commute to work

1

0

125

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

3 years

@LessShot

0

2

123

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@i_zzzzzz You need your special Oppenheimer mail in decoder ring!!

2

0

124

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

3 years

@hardest_tweets "Keep it moovin." - Iced Tea

0

117

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@MuskTillDawn No farm for Don Jr. :(

0

121

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 years

@elegiac_images Had enough Wii? Step out the window into the 𝓫 𝓵 𝓾 𝓮 𝓿 𝓸 𝓲 𝓭

1

4

111

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 years

@Nibellion Dab on Geno's grave

0

1

108

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@B3nSh4p1ro Wow, I cannot believe the real Ben Shapiro would say this. I am a fact checker and I checked and this is the real one

2

0

108

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@skatie420 It would be funny if he died

1

2

104

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@dril This scene sends chills through my teeth

1

8

111

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

3 years

@rajat_suresh FUCK I should have said The Eagles FUCK

2

1

108

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

5 months

@JennyENicholson Mfw that stinker Gollum and I have unfinished business

0

2

111

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@YSufferer Have you watched that episode of How to with John Wilson when he comes across the foreskin advocate who shows him his foreskin lengthening machine he built

1

0

101

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@cooIboobs @JackKennedy I love that Rich shows up twice

0

96

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

6 months

@ohcrapohno @YouthAuth0rity "what is....the 1977 Pittsburgh Penguins" "Ahhhh, another one right my lord"

0

102

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@Variety

0

104

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

3 years

@Senn_Spud You could tell Three Doors Down really didn't want to be there

1

0

97

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@kenklippenstein "ill just give Tim Pool a ring on my iMusk to complain about minor-

1

2

93

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

10 months

@caitiedelaney When they answer the iPhone in the court room holy christ

0

102

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 years

@SuperMarioFact We STILL don't know what the M stands for🤔🤔

12

1

89

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@HardDriveMag As long as the map makes sense in terms of placement and structure in its world then I foresee no problem!

2

0

86

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@MrTooDamnChris @kenklippenstein @elonmusk No, it's this

2

4

84

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

3 years

@Variety Haha yeah, what else happened?

0

4

93

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 months

@Omniliberal69 Many saying this!

1

0

91

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@kenklippenstein To the Joker, this is a functional website

1

7

86

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 years

@OldMemeArchive Mfw women exist

0

75

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

3 years

@videogamedeals A kid I went to school with told us he owned every game ever because his dad tested games to make sure they worked and when my friend made him take us to his house to show us and it turned out it wasn't true they fist fought on the front lawn while we watched and ate ice cream

3

85

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@JohnHinckley20 Help, it's me, John; I'm trapped in the mirror dimension

1

3

79

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@srenansferreira @TitlesInMedia He can't hear Fisk; he's blind

0

81

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@skatie420 ah, the "step 9 first" approach. Dangerously based

0

79

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@JUNlPER Was it referencing Star Wars?!

2

0

78

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

3 years

@adultswim If this ends up not being new episodes and an NFT instead, you have to let me make my half hour TV special, "The Purrcarious Misadventures of Catt (pronounced Cat) And his Journey to Get to H&R Block"

5

1

72

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 years

@AwfulReddit We deserve the wrath God has chosen for us and we deserve it soon

1

0

63

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

23 days

@michellexotter Nice celling fan is it stock with the house

1

62

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@HardDriveMag That Luigi costume fucking blows lmao

2

0

72

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

4 months

For anyone joining my shitshow from this post; I live in a movie theater and I never shut up about it

1

0

75

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@GRUGCEL No, no you don't understand they'll fix it witj mods you don't get it it needs to be played 4 times through then it's good no no no no its good it just isn't what they promised it would be in prerelease promotional material but that's okay hahahaaa it's GOOD

0

69

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@elonmusk @JustinAHorwitz @TalulahRiley Ghislaine booking it across the Vanity Fair party to stand beside him perfectly composed for a "photobomb" since she's feeling a little silly 🤪

0

1

70

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

1 year

@i_zzzzzz One cop goes in and two smaller ones come out

0

72

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

2 years

@SuperMarioOOC81 Wow! He sure showed us who waited to see how awesome his Mario voice was! H-haha..

1

0

68

Swampy Malone

@krispbea

3 years

@davidehrlich The week after actor John Cleese forced my family and I to drive across America for money, we saw Rat Race in theaters 😔. We didn't want to, but he forced us to do that too

1

0

71