Unpopular opinion: A lot of non-Caribbean people’s behavior when attending carnivals comes off as a mockery or fetishizing of our culture. Granted, we engage with each other in close proximity but you can tell the difference between a Caribbean dance and an outsider dance.
while trying to sell me a scarf, a Gold Souq shop attendant tied it around my head & took a pic… and this just might be one of my new fav photos of myself! 🥺
This man messaged in March saying he doesn’t care that I’m reopening in April, he wants to pay for his gf’s gifts now so he has them in time for their trip. To keep it a surprise, he sent 3 pics of her and I had to guess her measurements. I was nervous about the fit then this…🥺
Carnival with your partner?! 10/10
Permanent bodyguard/security, guaranteed road & fete partner, someone to come back to the hotel lit to, personal photographer/videographer and memories made to last a lifetime 🥹❤️
I’m not the friend you vent to about the bs your partner did to you then be cool with them after y’all make up. I remember everything and I don’t like them anymore, bye.
My mother came here and had her feet in my new chairs. I was waiting for this moment alllllll my life…
Shouted at her, “YOU, trehn tek you foot outta my chairs! You pay fuh these?!” 🥲
Sorry but at my big age, I still can’t process the concept of “death”…
You’re here one day then just gone the next and everyone is just supposed to go on and function like normal until it’s their time to just be gone too??
I love the first couple weeks of dating someone new; skinning yuh tweet at yuh phone, all the butterflies & making plans for the future then BOOM! You realize they’re just another jackass 😭
I would really love it if my friends & loved ones started taking candid videos & pictures of me. There’s something beautiful about being captured raw and not posing.
Times like these highlight how dumb island wars are because we’re all a stones throw away from each other and can lose everything in a matter of hours. Guess who shows up first when we’re in need? The same neighboring islands 🙏🏾
Fashion tip:
1. Go the men’s section.
2. Choose an oversized white 2 piece suit.
3. Cut & hem pants to mid thigh + dart waist.
4. Tie dye to the colors of your choice.
…and VOILA! 🪄
If you have one of the plain Risqué’s made since Sep 2018, congrats because you’re an OG!
Effective July 2020, the plain version has been retired and your original By Krishtun Risqué will be embellished with 300+ pearls to authenticate the suit from the many copies 🥺🤍
An old woman infront me at the supermarket just now was holding $50 in her hand, sliding groceries 1 by 1 & peeping at the screen after each scan. She had to put back pepper sauce, steel scrub & wetex so I picked them up & scanned with my stuff. Hurt me to see it was only $6.08!