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David Koenen
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@LonghornLads Cheez-its aging better than this. SEC. It just means more…to ESPN and Finebaum.
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@JayPhilips1075 A sh-tty look would be getting fined for illegally gathered information about an opponent when his Daddy was the head coach. An opponent that is Wake Forest (!).
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David Koenen
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@BobZuppke Stand down Bob, or @CoachSBeamer will be pissy…again. Because he’s never been called unethical.
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@the1stNoeI Sticking with the Nicholson theme, this one works too.
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@badger8350 @bluerebel1018 @davidpollack47 Umm yes there is a difference. The state of Illinois has several division 1 football schools. I don’t believe AK has any. Because AK is ALASKA.
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David Koenen
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@atcfletcher @davidpollack47 So we’ve decided cheating is NOT okay. Got it. Tell Cryin’ Nepo Baby Shane.
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David Koenen
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@jcruisehall @joshua_long3 @davidpollack47 I’ll help you, here’s the video. And Beamer’s sh!t grin. He had that and more coming his way. Enjoy the loss.
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David Koenen
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@SO_SMOOVE_AARON You want Beamer? You’ll need another Nicholson movie.
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David Koenen
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Actually there are 17 of us, but who’s counting. @ALionEye @BobZuppke
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@BarstoolILL @likekidcudi It's hard to even find fans of Illinois to talk shit to. There's only like 4 of you on here.
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David Koenen
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@Barstool_Cocks @BarstoolILL Your coach is auditioning for ‘A Few Good Men II’
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David Koenen
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@jordan_s6996 @Barstool_Cocks Bret is no nepo baby Shane Beamer. Was all ‘let me at him’ mid game. Then pussed out when he saw him postgame.
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@Poppys_Pappy 🤔 Hmm. Despite the opening sentence, this still ends up being an excuse.
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David Koenen
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@Poppys_Pappy @BarstoolILL Oh look, it’s nepo baby Shane. Hold me back! Then didn’t do sh!t postgame when he had a chance.
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David Koenen
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@ABoulware77 @espn So, another theoretical SEC win? Got it.
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David Koenen
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@ALionEye Wow! Did that reporter say CHAMP-pain?
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David Koenen
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@QCpractical @ChimChek Illinois was bush league? What do you call this end zone move by Beamer? Announcers are clueless, that’s not taunting it’s calling someone out.
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David Koenen
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@craigmelvin ‘Bending the rules’ , Craig? Then what do you call this classy move from your nepo baby coach? Cocks return man makes the universal sign to slow down then laterals it.
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David Koenen
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@emily_proud Hey Emily. Illini won 10 games in a season. Again. Thanks for the extra motivation.
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David Koenen
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@AndreaDerrick19 Had NOTHING to do with substitutions. Don’t buy the ABC/ESPN narrative. Shane, you want to talk about getting cute with the rules? He knew exactly why Beilema did that.
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David Koenen
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100 percent correct. Can’t believe announcers totally missed this. And watch Beamers sh!t eating grin at the end. Glad Bret didn’t let him get away with it. @alioneye @TomFornelli
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Carson Gourdie
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#illini Bret Bielema explains why he gestured to Shane Beamer during the 2nd half, which caused Beamer to get angry Illinois beat the South Carolina gamecocks 21-17
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