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@knotbatman
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4 years
If you see this tweet we're dating.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Girls hate us cause our clothes have pockets .
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@knotbatman
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3 years
No one - My gf outta nowhere - would you still love me If I wasn't your sister?
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@knotbatman
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4 years
No one can get your maggi right except you.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Twitter is just a big Groupchat .
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@knotbatman
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4 years
hotter the girl , lamer she is...
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@knotbatman
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4 years
🇺🇲 - Time to learn about Sex education. 🇮🇳 -
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@knotbatman
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4 years
MAKING A GC where you can only use four words in a sentence.
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@knotbatman
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3 years
@SW6_Designs @CFC_Matt__ @CFCNH21 a bottle wouldve performed better
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Who tf brag about snapchat scores?? My longest streak was 150+ with my cousin but then she stopped sending me nudes so I ended the streak.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
@archishush Sorry I'm bad at maths
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Why is everyone on twitter so rich.
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@knotbatman
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3 years
Someone - "breathes" Twitter chicks - okay 400 likes and I'll recreate ..
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Remember when we were kids and used to post dumb shits on Facebook? Thats whats happening to twitter right now..
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@knotbatman
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4 years
hot girls are just a banger away from becoming a tweleb.
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@knotbatman
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3 years
I know my girlfriend is cheating on me with my bestfriend .. Yesterday I was eating her out and I swear I could taste my bestfriend's cum there ...
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@knotbatman
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4 years
I joined twitter to laugh not to learn english .
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@knotbatman
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3 years
me tweeting you reading this tweet 🤝 this tweet * wasting time *
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@knotbatman
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4 years
@dh0klaa I love the part when cheese comes out of it .
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Guys go watch Parasite !! A real class movie that is
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Adding more people to rabdi gc. Drop in to get added.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
No one- Twt girls to eachother - Marry me pls, I'm your wifey , ily onli .
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@knotbatman
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4 years
When will this year end?
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@knotbatman
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4 years
My mama don't like me and she likes everyone.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Indians moans harder after the sip of chai than during sex.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Have you ever had sex so good that you've been smiling for two days straight?
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@knotbatman
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3 years
making a no offense gc , drop in to get added . No minors or woke people allowed
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@knotbatman
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4 years
can anyone tell me how much coffee is too much coffee?
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@knotbatman
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@knotbatman
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4 years
But boobs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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@knotbatman
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4 years
@wapwapwapaw I'd talk to a tree if it approaches me first.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
adding more people to a three word gc .. drop in to get added
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Making a gc where you can send dark and offensive joke and no one will judge . No minors allowed
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Making an adult gc to talk about adult stuff like taxes , mutual funds , retirement etc. No minors allowed
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@knotbatman
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3 years
Girls will watch YJHD and will start comparing their love life to it , bother settle down you are not deepika padukone .
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Comment on this and I'll roast your pfp .
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Why mostly hot girls ka pinned tweet is their pics.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Will add to an very active gc .. drop why shall I add you using a single letter only.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Binod bf shweta gf
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@knotbatman
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3 years
girl - * opens refrigerator * I guess its time . cucumber- yay you hungry na? girl - girl - cucumber- wait you hungry right?
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Why do people write uh instead of you? Kya tumhe orgasm aa jaata hai uh likhne se???
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm a human too
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@knotbatman
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4 years
I'm the sweetest person on twitter.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
@sa6by watching indian bhabi porn at 144p >>>>>>
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@knotbatman
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4 years
🇺🇲- U.S.A 🇮🇳-India
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Some people on twitter have more pics than I have on Insta.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
worst thing you can do to someone is make fun of their playlist .
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Everyone is just a single heart break away to have an elite taste in music.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Just add trigger warning if you gonna tweet couple pics today. Thankyou for understanding
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@knotbatman
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3 years
I still have nightmares about the time when I was a child and I accidently held a womans hand believing it was my mom and called her mumma ..
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@knotbatman
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3 years
making a gc cause why not?? drop in to get added
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@knotbatman
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4 years
In my house soaps lasts longer than maids ..
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@knotbatman
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3 years
Adding more people to sexy gc .. drop in to get added
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@knotbatman
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4 years
I don't follow chics that are out of my league..
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Making a gc to talk about politics , news and other things ,also we can have debates and all . Drop in to get added.
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@knotbatman
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2 years
@PooBaniPrii The package you're offering is too small
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Do cancel gang know they're the cancel gang ?
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Nothing is more confusing than accidentally sending your nude to your maamu and getting one in return.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
I've deleted every other dating app except twitter.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
The sexual tension between the whole Twitter and the time 11:11
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@knotbatman
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4 years
bread butter from tawa>>>>toaster bread butter
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Reach so dead my grandma looked more alive.
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Having love theme on instagram chat is cringe asf .
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@knotbatman
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4 years
Okay , I just joined insta .. last account got deleted somehow .. drop your ig handles .Jldi ...!!
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@knotbatman
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4 years
No one: Tabu to Ajay devgn: ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᴴᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉᴿᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉᴿᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ were you on 2nd October?
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