Ok, here’s a tip: Don’t want to get shot by the police? Defund the police.

What a fucking disgrace of a country

@kim_rey For my birthday 🥳

Watching Hulu with ads at my poor friend’s house

Me me me ma ma ma me me me this and that

@kristinamcadam

@thrujennsframes I’m replying to you from beyond the grave 🪦

@stinacarroll212 I was not able to execute the tuck and roll in a timely manner 😔

RT @ndelriego: This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Buffalo. This is Ruth Whitfield, 86. Her son, the form…

Boston WOULD have a player named Mahcus Smaht

“All you people, can’t you see can’t you see, how your love’s affecting our reality?” - me watching Doctor Strange

Everyday I wake up sad to not live close to a Wawa

@KaylaOD1 It’s a labor of love

Very crucial that one of the commentators in an NBA halftime show be holding a basketball

@kim_rey Omg

@alexlotions Scrambled or fertilized?

“I’m about to fuck up the whole game”- inventor of soft shell tacos, moments before inventing soft shell tacos

Is it possible to bring a rabbit you keep seeing in your backyard into your house and teach it to love or are you setting yourself up for disappointment?