This fall at the movies, Olivia Colman is playing the great-granddaughter of Saoirse Ronan, who is playing the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of Chris Pine.
When The Crown comes back, Colman will be playing her own second cousin nine times removed.
“I know you look at me and think nepo baby, and I totally get it!” says Jamie Lee Curtis. “But the truth of the matter is I’m 64 years old and this is just amazing!”
Say what you will about LUCY IN THE SKY, but it is the only movie this year where Ellen Burstyn utters the words, "all that astronaut dick has made you soft."
RRR director S.S. Rajamouli says that, if "Naatu Naatu" is nominated at the Oscars, he will use "all my powers of persuasion" to make a live performance happen. He may not need to work that hard: Star Ram Charan says he would "absolutely" do it.
Madame Web is the kind of bad you only get at the end of a once-thriving genre. So many smart people had to train themselves to ignore their instincts for years to create something this stupid.
This Paul Verhoeven lesbian nun movie sure is a Paul Verhoeven lesbian nun movie. Every fetish on Earth. 17th-century nuns with gym-toned bodies and perfectly manicured pubic triangles. A Virgin Mary statue refashioned into a dildo.
As any Irish person I've ever interviewed can tell you, my dad grew up in Derry during the Troubles. I talked to some members of my extended family about what DERRY GIRLS gets so right:
Backstage at the Globes, Austin Butler addresses why he still talks like Elvis. "I don't think I sound like him much, but I've heard it enough that I guess it's true." He compares it to someone who gets an accent from living in a foreign country: "It's in my DNA now."
Also, I got the byline on this brain-meltingly exhaustive taxonomy of Hollywood nepo babies, which is "ludicrous" as Fran Leibowitz might say, since it was a team effort from
@gazelleemami
@jenniferzhann
@truptirami
and more.
They can steal a Supreme Court seat and strip rights from millions without blinking, but if you protest outside their house you're the one causing trouble.
In case you're wondering, the room was not 100 percent onboard with Smith's Oscar speech. When he went on about "protecting," one woman near me muttered "He's doubling down...."
They say you don't get to go to your own funeral. He came close. He set a good example for us in his wedding speech. It's cliched to say that he was "strong" and "brave," but on a day most of us weren't, he was.
Of all the smart, funny weirdos I got to work with at People, Ali was the funniest. I'll always remember the way she and
@kiranhefa
would spend all day cracking each other up. She will be missed.
Alison Schwartz, who was the director of digital platforms for People Magazine, has died at 29 due to Coronavirus complications.
Alison was hospitalized and on a ventilator for nearly a month before she passed away.
He spent most of this year in pain, and he had the fortitude to say enough. We loved him, and we'll miss him. If you can, please donate to his GoFundMe to support Ashley, who has been through the unimaginable this year.
Everyone at NYU gave nicknames to people they'd seen but didn't know. The one I gave
@robstengel
was The Puritan, because I thought he looked like he'd just stepped out of a 17th-century Dutch painting.
Gaspar Noé's LUX AETERNA ends with 15 minutes of flashing strobe lights and sirens. Almost literal torture. Many shielded their eyes or plugged their ears, but I only saw one walkout. Many cheers afterwards.
#Cannes2019
Saltburn does my tiny movie pet peeve: using music and movies that didn't come out until after the year the film is set in. You're the one who decided it was 2006!
Man goes to see Tenet rerelease. Leaves confused. Goes to doctor. Doctor says, "Read the Vulture explainer." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor ... I wrote the Vulture explainer."
Telluride crowd ate up Kenneth Branagh's Belfast like it was an Ulster fry. Adorable Northern Irish kids, sexy parents, enough Van Morrison on the soundtrack to subsidize an entire anti-mask concept album.
Here is the uncensored opening of Simon Rex’s Indie Spirit acceptance speech. He went on to thank director Sean Baker for casting him “when I couldn’t even get a callback for a Geico commercial”
There were originally more articles in the Star Is Born Media post, before we decided on one-headline-per-outlet to make it easier on photo. The hardest cut was this second blind item. (cc
@entylawyer
)