Jenny
@kiwijennyc
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For anyone who still likes to send me these the old link was broken
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I need some encouragement to stay sober right now. It’s New Years here. I’m trying to get through. One day at a time. Recovery community please help.
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So. I’m in rehab. This isn’t the easiest tweet to write. Wanted to let you all know I’m doing well, and this is the right place for me at this time. Been here a week, I’m really getting a lot out of it. I’m glad I am here. 1 week sober today ❤️🩹
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Do people really hang American flags outside their houses in the states? Like is it an actual thing you see a lot of or is just an occasional thing, or something I see in movies?.
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I’m sorry. But New Zealand is better than where you live. I don’t care where you live. It’s just better here. Sorry not sorry.
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Ugh. So. Recovery fam. I relapsed. Send love and support and cute animal pics. Feeling so shit. Why am I like this?!?!?!.
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2 weeks sober. Been a day of ups and downs but I’m glad I’m here thanks for all the support ❤️❤️❤️
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Ok so men - genuine reliable men not creeps. Are you put off by a woman being heavier? Like curvy, full figured. Or is that not a problem? Genuinely interested to know.
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I live in the best country in the world. Fight me. New Zealand rules.
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I’m not religious but send all your thoughts and positive vibes, my daughter is in hospital with complications from chickenpox, she has brain inflamation, I’m terrified for her.
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Exciting news guys. A very handsome surgeon wants to get to know me and loves my exciting looks. He wants my email address to send me more communication of his name and money. Amazing news. Thanks Twitter!.
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So. This is much more personal than I was prepared to be with twitter but hey. Here I am. After being in hospital for most of the year my hair started falling out in huge clumps. Doesn’t matter that it was growing back at the same rate, got to a point where my hair was a straggly
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My son just came and sat on my lap for a cuddle, I was so happy, then he farted and cracked up and left. He might be non verbal but he definitely has a sense of humour 😂.
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Weird day starting over again. Had to pick up my stuff from rehab since I was kicked out. Going to rehab and being kicked out was not on my 2021 bingo card 🤦🏼♀️😂 On a positive note there are now 25k people watching me fail at life! Welcome to the shit show friends! 🤷🏼♀️.
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Just found a random screw next to my bed and I can only assume it’s from my life falling apart 😬🤷🏼♀️.
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Decided I should probably update my profile with my short hair no matter how much I miss my long hair! Hair grows back, happy to be alive - losing my long hair was the least of all of that! #NewProfilePic
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Have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can literally feel it driving you insane?.
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I’ve never had Taco Bell. It’s in nz now but I still have never had it. Am I missing out?.
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Woohoo I’m fully vaccinated! In NZ our vaccine rollout only got going recently. Yay!.
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I mean come on… he’s a male model! He is the cutest child that ever existed and if you disagree I will fight you to the death!!! He is beautiful 🥰
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No makeup. No filter. I was also very sick here. Do you still love me?
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Also for anyone wondering, my issue is alcohol. Not drugs. Drugs are expensive in NZ and alcohol is cheap.
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My name is Jenny, for all my new followers who may not know that. It’s just Jenny too, not Jennifer or anything. It’s nice to meet you all!.
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I’m getting close to 2k followers now! Can anyone help me out? I follow back!
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Back to day zero and fuck I don’t know how much more I can take of this. Going to stay with my parents, I’m ok. But wow alcoholism is a battle. Fuck.
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Appreciate some help to get to my next milestone of 6k followers while I am unlocked friends! About me - 2 kids, one special needs, on my own, kiwi 🥝, hate TFG and anyone who supports him! I’m 34 next week would love to get to 6k before my birthday! 🌈❤️💙💜🖤💛💚🧡💘
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@Thorodinson86 New Zealand! We usually come out as one of the best places in the world to live whenever they run those research reports. Yet none of us fly flags…. Or pledge allegiance to our country lol.
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In honour of 30k here is a more natural photo of me. Not heavily made up. Hair not done. Just me. Show me your face too
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Twitter is a treasure trove of lovely, handsome, rich single paediatric surgeons with 8 followers who all desire to be my special friend. I’m a lucky girl.
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The nicest person you have met on Twitter? Genuinely nice and kind and a meaningful person to know? Tag em! Mine is @AvengerResister you might know him for his political posts but he is a genuinely nice person with a huge heart and is one of the best people I have met!.
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Meri Kirihimete - Merry Christmas from sunny NZ! Heading off to my family Christmas now much love to you and yours x
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I will post as many photos of whatever and whoever I want. It is after all my own Twitter timeline. Stop telling people what they should or shouldn’t post, let’s try be kind and uplifting and spread happiness in this world. Is it kind, true of necessary? #NewProfilePic
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Locked my account. It’s not that I don’t respect different political opinions, I just have no time for hateful disgusting ones. I come to twitter for fun, I have no time for people with no basic human decency.
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Not trying to brag or anything but I had THREE marriage proposals last night in my DMs… I’m sure they were all completely sincere too! My Wednesday is looking up!.
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For the confused - I live in Auckland. I am in love with a man in Baltimore who is the love of my life. Separated because of covid but meant for each other, we will be together as soon as possible. He is the most amazing man and I am the luckiest girl ❤️ we talk for hours daily.
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Just walked up to the local shop to get bread and someone waved at me so I waved back and they weren’t waving at me at all they were waving at someone else and I just want to die now 😬😭.
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Where have I been? The ICU! Been in debilitating pain for weeks finally went to the hospital. Turns out I have a large bleed on my spleen. they operated and stopped the bleed, was in icu, then they operated again. Still in ICU with NG tube and central line in neck. Send hugs 😭
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I have low self esteem. I put these different filters on. To make me look more sun kissed and perfect. I’m a human being with insecurities and worries and hang ups and I want to feel loved that’s why I want more followers. Isn’t that good enough?
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You can seem confident but still suffer from anxiety. You can look happy and be miserable inside. You can look healthy but be suffering. Be kind because people are fighting battles you know nothing about 💛.
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Feeling self conscious of the no makeup selfie so am posting a prettier one 😂
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Reading comments on my purple hair and feeling like a fucking supermodel until I look down and see I have tomato sauce on my T-shirt and am wearing stretchy pants. Then I remember I’m just me 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ going to go eat all the carbs now.
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IM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *evil laugh
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My daughter and I are watching a movie and I’m half heartedly folding things and she just looked at me and said “working hard or hardly working Mum?”. She’s seven 😂 the nerve of it!.
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I need pet pics. ASAP. Not going to lie my fav is Lilly. @JLVsTW1 going to steal his dog.
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I’m doing well in rehab, feeling strong. I know lots of you are wondering how I’m getting on, but please don’t dm me for that or any other reason. I’m being bombarded, I do appreciate your support though. Also - I’m allowed my phone for a few hours a day for those asking.
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Me: I have anxiety. Random people on Twitter: try not to worry. Me: why didn’t I think of that! I’m cured!.
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Holy shit nearly 10k people follow me. Wow. Wish I wasn’t such a rebel who’s been put in twitmo so I could follow you all back right now!!! I’m so close to 10k I’m so happy!!! 🥰🥰🥰
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If you had the choice of anyone in the world as a dinner guest, who would you pick?.
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Would you date someone you weren’t that into if they were rich - like quite wealthy?.
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I’m so pleased that with all my new friends no one has sent me any unsolicited photos of their genitals. High five! Well done Twitter! You are all levelling up and evolving clearly!.
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And since so many of you wondered what happened to my purple hair - nothing. My profile pic was a photo from a few weeks ago. I’m still purple! 💜😈💜😈💜😈💜😈💜😈💜😈💜
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Just had a lockdown zoom call with colleagues from school and they asked us to dance in our little zoom windows and they recorded it to show the kids at our zoom assembly and I may have gotten a bit carried away with my dancing and now I’m embarrassed for myself 😬😬😬.
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It’s hugs day here in rehab. It’s a good day. Getting lots of hugs.
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What did you look like at 19?
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Not trying to brag or anything but even without alcohol I can still do some really dumb shit.
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Happy birthday to my wonderful daughter. 8 today. Had my video chat with her, but so gutted I’m not with her today 💔 it’s going to be a hard day
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ABOUT ME. My son has Angelman Syndrome - feel free to ask questions - he is 5. My daughter is 7. I work with special needs kids, including running LEGO therapy for kids with autism, ADHD or social issues. I love to cook!.I am scared of werewolves -yes I am aware they don’t exist!
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Happy Friday! It’s Friday here in nz anyway. Let’s see your faces! Especially those of you who don’t use your actual photo in your profile pic!
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Kids are at mums! So many options! Probably going to do nothing though 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I haven’t moved off this couch in half an hour, I don’t even have the TV on in just enjoying the silence!
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So I did peach hair 🤷🏼♀️ enjoy as much as I am hopefully. Let’s do kindness today, if you don’t have something positive to say then please just scroll on. If you do then tag me while you compliment someone so I can feel happiness in my black heart 🖤
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I have a 9.30 appointment with my counsellor and have achieved none of the things we talked about and am about to dye my hair purple I feel like she’s going to be disappointed with my lockdown life choices
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Just putting it out there, I have also had more than one video of people masturbating while moaning my name……. I mean seriously people.
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I’m slowly gaining on my follow backs 😂😂😂 I was 2500 behind and now I’m only about 1000 behind - hang in there! I’m following the max each day in order of oldest to newest! I promise I will get to you, I’m very diligent! It’s taking forever 😭.
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600 away from 5k - been stuck around this number for a while! If anyone can help I would appreciate it - I follow back! Thank you everyone in advance! .😘🥝😘🥝😘🥝😘🥝😘🥝😘🥝
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Today is a rough one emotionally. To be expected from time to time when you are working on yourself. Wish I had someone to spoon me and stroke my hair while I fall asleep and tell me everything will be ok and none of the scary things in my head are real.
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Turns out in rehab you can’t just make jokes or post memes about your problems you have to actually address them 😬 this is surprising and disappointing 😂🤷🏼♀️ . Adulting - 1 star, would not recommend.
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The worst thing about living by myself right now are the three jars of pickles I can’t open. I bought a new jar each time I couldn’t open the other one can’t open all three now 😑😑😑😑.
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Out at my local shop and just realised I’m wearing my dress backwards 😬.
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