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@kivaember

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Fic writer | SMTVV (aoshu / koshiyuzu / shukoshi) | AC6 (🐦‍⬛🐺/🌻🕊️/🐯✊) | She/Her | +30 y/o | +18 content | Header @ruinoussigil | Pfp @mangopoodingg

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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
22 days
💷 Ko-fi: 📝AO3: 📝alis propriis volat (AC6 VIV621 AU): 📝To Know Your Target (P5R AU collab w/ @pana_pancake ): 📝 Mortal Gods (SMTV Aoshu AU):
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
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i found the best meme and it was generated by a fucking AI
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azem: hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let's make ouw fiwst wittle incision hyth: dowcto, wewre loswing him!!! azem: quick! hand me the defibwiwatow! emet: please. turn off my fucking life support
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
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AI humour sure is something
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
4 years
this was p much what happened right
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
3 years
demi-fiend every time he turns up as a superboss in an atlus game
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
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Some plot relevant npc: i remember it like it was yesterday... WoL: o no Echo:
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
FFXIV in a nutshell really
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
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it's this website btw, go nuts
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
6 years
ahhhh i found this gem of a fate again
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
every time i level a gatherer i like, spend an entire day just power levelling like a man possessed and now i keep imagining this with WoL disappearing into the wilderness and the scions finding them a week later gone full feral in the woods yelling about unspoiled nodes
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
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"akira has unresolved trauma," i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "she's right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 2nd row stands: goro akechi himself.
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
this is still the funniest thing to come out of shb ok. feo ul here shaming us for our overstuffed inventory full of random crap
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
6 years
urianger defeats the ascians by summoning exodia the forbidden one
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
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"Would you fuck a clone of yourself?" FFXIV style:
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
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"akechi and akira's relationship isn't based on hatred," i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and silences the room. "they're right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: maruki himself.
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
reminder that lyna has to regularly feed her g'ranpa medicine bc he's a stubborn old man
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
I did these for tumblr eons ago so may as well dump them here enjoy
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
DRK LVL 50 SPOILERS: some handy screencaps of journal entries, the fight dialogue and some other titbits Journal (1/3): i especially find the 'kill them all' sentence kinda chilling and indicative of WoL's mental state at the time lol
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
4 years
what is with this fucking generator oh my god it's an absolute meme gold mine
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
4 years
pictured: goro akechi during the events of p5s
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
this is the most canon thing a prompt generator has ever given me
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
6 years
WoL post 4.55 upon realising they have no longer have any supervision from other Scions (Krile's busy) and that this means they now have to make their own decisions:
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
4 years
i love goro akechi bc not only is he an argyle sweater vest wearing dork he's also feral and vents his frustrations by beating up the physical manifestations of humanity's distorted desires in bdsm pyjamas at two in the morning
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
4 years
one of the woes of being a villainfucker is that occasionally you have ppl try to explain to you that the villain is bad bc they killed people which, in case you didn't know, is morally wrong consider: fictional murder is sexy actually
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
what if wol is making these primals sexy not only because they're a thirsty monsterfucker, but bc thancred made a throwaway comment on wol taking creative liberties in the primal re-imaginings and wol is just 'i can go further. i can go SEXIER'
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
6 years
when text for linkpearl is invented in ffxiv: alisaie: has over 200 texts from WoL over the past 5 mins alisaie: checks WoL's texts: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off th
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
3 years
i mentioned it already, but i really like the idea that goro deliberately keeps his apartment messy in direct contrast to his public Detective Prince persona bc it's a way to maintain some level of control over smth in his life. his apartment's messy bc he CHOOSES it to be messy
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
wol: /starts turning into a sin eater exarch: don't worry i will Save You Emet-Selch:
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
how drk questlines would've gone like if fray survived but WoL still became a drk somehow (while rielle watches on from the sidelines wondering how she's the youngest here):
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
elidibus when he realises he now has to do everything by himself for the rejoining
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
6 years
as of shadowbringers all pointless fetch quests in msq are banned bc fray will ascend from hell to punch WoL in the head
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
3 years
this fictional villain did indeed do war crimes but consider this your honour: they're very sexy
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
Oh yeah since ffxiv is getting a big influx of new players, there're two minions hidden on Isle of Umbra that were used for screenies before gpose was a thing. Spread this around so ffxiv peeps can snag 'em if they want!
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
ive had galaxy genius brain moment for new healer job listen ok GUN. HEALER. you shoot tranq darts full of potion into ur party. for big heals you get. the bazooka. aoe heals? grenade full of potion. want a delayed heal? healing mines you can choose to detonate.
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
how i tank: the lower my hp the higher my voice when going "heals? heals? HEALS??"
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
3 years
aogami and koshimizu distilled
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
6 years
me enjoying viera and the trailer and etc: :) people who do not allow fun into their lives: THIS GOES AGAINST LORE. YOU CAN'T WANT MALE VIERA BC IT'S NOT LORE COMPLIANT. WHY IS YSHTOLA USING BLACK MAGIC. WREH WREH WREH me, enjoying this shit even harder: 8)
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
wol is ffxiv's kronk y'all can fight me on this (for drk!wol's fray and ardbert are the shoulder angels)
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
i feel like for wol summoning primals in eden thancred and urianger should start doing that game where they say a word and wol yells out first thing that pops into their head and thats what they base the next primal on
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
with the context of Myste being a part of WoL's psyche, man this convo is kinda... eerie (1/2)
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
4 years
friends? teammates? to hell with all that! why am i inferior to you? i was extremely particular about my life, grades, my public image, so someone would man door hand hook car door
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
bc someone reminded me but, wol and g'raha's interactions during CT raids: wol: so how's your conjunctivitis graha: for the last time it is not conjunctivitis wol: watch out it might spread to the other eye graha: will you go away and fall into an allagan booby trap already
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
4 years
fic idea: goro is a persona user but NOT black mask, and tries to understand the metaverse on his own, bc he knows that it's linked to the mental shutdowns somehow... but obvs he can't tell Sae or the police about it bc he'll sound insane (and, being young, they'll dismiss him-
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
5 years
so while i was lying dead on the ground i managed to get this angled shot of hades:
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No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
4 years
mona when akira and goro are doing weird flirting via philosophical debating and they forget he's in the monabag:
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@kivaember
No Chill Aza | Chief of da Meritocra-Z
4 years
check out mine and @pana_pancake fanfic where goro is recruited during kaneshiro's palace :) #p5r #akeshu #shuake
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