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@kitokun_

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199x | Int’l Relations + Academic (trying my best) | 🧶 🏸🏊‍♂️🏐🤸‍♂️🎮🦞🌋 | D’s | 🇸🇬

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@kitokun_
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18 vs now Baby bear to daddy bear
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J.P. Mercado ✨🤓✨
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18 vs now I can still consume whole cakes 😋
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My close friend sent over some cookies he baked with a note. How sweet ❤️
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Took a taxi going home and then saktong broadcasted on the radio by Athony Taberna: "suspended ang work at ang transportation" Nagkatinginan kami ni manong then he shrugged his shoulders tapos sabi nya "di ka nga mamatay sa corona na yan, mamatay ka namang dilat sa gutom" 😖
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Yung manok sa andok's
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Small bedroom? That's the size of a whole-ass smdc condo
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Happy Halloween 🎃
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@kitokun_
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Sana pinanganak nalang akong conventionally attractive at may generational wealth
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WALA KAYONG KWENTA MGA DDS! NI-ISANG GRUPO NINYO WALA AKO NAKITANG NAGOORGANISA NG MGA RELIEF AT DONATION DRIVES. EH YUNG MGA NIREREDTAG NYO NA MGA TAO AT ORGANISASYON MULA QUINTA O ROLLY PALANG MERON NA! PALIBHASA PURO KAYO TROLL AT FAKE ACCOUNT MGA LINTIK
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@kitokun_
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Me realizing im a fucking needy bitch but in no place to demand coz everyone has their own life and I have to accept that
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@kitokun_
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Friend: itigil nila yang Oplan Baklas kung ayaw nila mabawasan ng isang letra ang “baklas” Me na bobo: oplan bakla? 😩 Aklas pala
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@kitokun_
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WAP Now from the top Make it drop DJ Blow my speakers up
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@kitokun_
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Ang sarap talaga sigurong magka-partner na same level yung attraction sa isa’t isa na yung goals nyo sa buhay ay match na you have the right amount of similarities and workable differences. People come and go pero kalma lang siguro ako. Dadating yon. Kung di man ayos lang din. ✨
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@kitokun_
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You know what? People barely even have enough time for themselves. Don’t take it against them if they can’t respond right away tf.
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@kitokun_
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Why is this me
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@kitokun_
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Grabe naman yung 1st sweldo macbook pro. Ako naka-Yes lang nung tinanong sa Jollibee ng “large na po ba sir?” 🥲
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@kitokun_
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Putacca Luigi
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@kitokun_
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are you a whore — Honey arent we all
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@kitokun_
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My bestfriend & I got selected for a “science amazing race” in HS. One task was to solve a rubik’s cube. We didn’t know how & she kept saying “itapon na nga to pakahirap” only for the proctor to reveal at the end “We were scoring you for your patience—a quality of a scientist” 🤡
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@kitokun_
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Lahat talaga ng mga influencer may choice na gumawa nang mabuti or gamitin yung plataporma nila for good. But a lot of them choose not to. Saludo talaga dito kay Arshie. May God, Buddha, Allah, Jesus, The Universe, the Sun, etc bless him.
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Work-Tok💊 Hindi kayo iiyak for today’s bijow
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@kitokun_
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May the people with pure intentions find those also with pure intentions ✨
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@kitokun_
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IF A WORKER IS UNABLE TO GET TO WORK, THAT 👏 IS 👏NOT👏 A👏 REFLECTION 👏OF👏 HIS/HER CHARACTER👏. THAT👏 IS👏 A👏 REFLECTION 👏OF 👏THEIR👏 ECONOMIC 👏STATUS👏 WHICH PRIVILEGED 👏FCKERS👏 WILL👏 NEVER 👏UNDERSTAND👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Can an employee refuse to go to work in MECQ areas if the employer does not provide a company shuttle? DTI Secretary Ramon Lopez said that this is an issue that has to be internally settled. But if the worker refuses, then the worker might lose his or her job. @roycanivel_inq
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@kitokun_
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Hindi bali na malaki ang katawan at least hindi boboto ng kawatan 😌 (c) Mga Chubby for Leni
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@kitokun_
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FOREHEAD KISSES 😡😠
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@kitokun_
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7 years
Kudos to Maine Mendoza for taking a stand against Joey De Leon when he said that depression is "gawa-gawa lang" on national television.
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@kitokun_
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Yes UP Fight po opo
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@kitokun_
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IZA CALZADO MA'AM YOU ARE CANCELLEDT
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@kitokun_
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Fagdasal?
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@kitokun_
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How narrow DDS' minds are: they think we are enraged ONLY by dute/rte's speech last night when in fact it's been his long and on-going incompetence and inaction
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@kitokun_
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7 years
Meanwhile @ Laruan atbp. Cafe, Maginhawa
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@kitokun_
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3 years
Am no longer forcing connections. I know where I’m unwanted.
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@kitokun_
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As much as i value my peace living alone, i cant help thinking how nice it would be to go home with/to someone after a tiring and depressing day
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🥺👉🏼👈🏼
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@kitokun_
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May mga crush talaga tayong kailangan na natin i-let go
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@kitokun_
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4 years
5'7 masipag na top. hbu
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5’9 with 7inch dick. Hbu?
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So for the next challenge we didn’t speak at all. It was balancing a spoon and fork on a glass with a toothpick but we could only use one arm each. We managed to do it but at the end, the proctor said “we were scoring you on how you communicate with one another” MOTHERF—
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@kitokun_
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'Di ba end na pag nireplyan na ng "Noted, thanks." Bakit nirereplyan pa ulit ano yan "Your noting is noted, thanks"
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@kitokun_
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4 years
Things have been felt
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@kitokun_
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FWND > FWB Friends With Normal Dynamics
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@kitokun_
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OO YUNG EX KO NASA ANG HULING EL BIMBO OO POGI SYA AT THEATER ACTOR OO MERON SA YOUTUBE 🤣 PAULET-ULET
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@kitokun_
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4 years
Wrong answers only
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Unfair talaga ng life kasi undeniably, attractive people get a free pass or special privileges to absolutely anything
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5 years
Forget the reasons why it might not work and believe the reason why it will. 😬
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@kitokun_
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2 years 6 months 🐯🐼
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3 years
Flip f...ositions
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@kitokun_
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Good morning! Throwback to Lantern Parade 2015 and this 5 year old gem of a photo haha ✨
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@kitokun_
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Been going through a lot lately. Been feeling defeated and alone. So... I just came out to my mom coz feeling ko siya lang makakaintindi, walang judgement, walang anything. Ugly crying rn I'm freaking lucky. I love my mom 😞
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The existence of Ashin of the North implies the existence of Pamincha of the South. HAHA tawa kayo 🥲
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@kitokun_
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I just dislike how people who don't use mass public transport can easily say "don't panic" or how they can easily dismiss our paranoia. Get off your high horse or car then try and commute like we do, sis
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When a colleague refers to their SO as “partner” in the office
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A wise philosopher once said, “The liar is my peyk” 🙊
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For the last challenge there were two candles. We had to put out one and relight it w/o using a match or making the wicks touch. We couldn’t do it but we communicated & were patient. Time ran out but we’re feeling proud. Proctor said “this time we were expecting you to do it” 😩
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Vitamin Sea/Seas the day something something 🤿
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@kitokun_
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Here for you always. I love you. ❤ #33rd
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Rihanna making sure Jesus rises on Easter Sunday lookin like fresh tilapia
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@kitokun_
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Tummy scrathiz pls
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@kitokun_
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Oo nga no kahit pag bali-baliktarin mo ikaw pa rin yung gusto ko
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Today’s date is a palindrome.
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He do a squeeze
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@kitokun_
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Di na ko nireplyan ng friend ko guys. Funny naman ah.
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Turbulence made me spill beef rendang on my new shirt 🥹
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Good night
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TEKA YUNG GARNISH
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The J in “Tina Panganiban-Perez” stands for “Journalism Ethics”
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Plumpy 🥲
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2x the fun
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SAME, SALMON SAME 🥵
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@kitokun_
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5 years
Samira mira ehh ehh!!! Bise presiden teh!!!
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@kitokun_
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My toxic ass crying when someone said "good night" at 11pm and is still "Active now" until 3am
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@kitokun_
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Bye, Philippines 🇵🇭 ! Wish me luck ✈️ 😊 Send hugs
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Me after one neck kiss:
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@kitokun_
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3 years
How to have a beach body: 1. Have a body 2. Go to the beach
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Hi
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This is how i top as an ex-cheerleader jk
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@kitokun_
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Ang kawawa ay ang masa. Kung 'di ka inconvenienced nitong sitwasyon natin, hindi ka masunurin o mas mabuting pilipino, privileged ka lang.
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@kitokun_
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Me: *Tries not to cry* Also me: *cries a lot* Hapoy 5th anniversary #UtakPuso routine ❤
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@kitokun_
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Cuddle daddy or will fck you sa balcony daddy
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4 years
✂️😡
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@kitokun_
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What’s worse? Previous captains who were supposed to hear our concerns about the abuse told us, “di naman nangyari sa amin” / “parte yan” 😊 and this kind of behavior I think is why it took almost a decade before the system got called out. KUDOS TO THE BRAVE VOICES.
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The UAAP’s most decorated cheerdance team filed complaints against their head coach and an assistant coach in 2021 over allegations of unaccounted funds and years-long physical and verbal abuse. Both have been barred from interacting with the team.
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@kitokun_
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“Out of the 360 applicants you are one of the 10 most promising candidates. First question, Keith. Are you ready to meet European girls?”
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JK
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@novacanegoddess
𝐆𝐁 👼🏾
11 months
what’s y’all favorite picture of y’all from the year so far?
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2 years
Buhat now, jolly spag later
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@kitokun_
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4 years
Hug na baby di na ko galit. Jk baka may baby 😂
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3 years
Kaw nalang kulang. Gnyt
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Hay pagsubok
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🖐️✨
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How’s it hangin’? ✌️
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3 years
It’s middle child day! Syempre walang may alam kasi yung mga panganay at bunso lang ang mahalaga 🙄 jk haha
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4 years later, she graduated salutatorian and me almost part of the tough ten of the batch 🤣 (13/~540)
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