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@kitfopapi
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this nigga @heyamine went from an accord to a rover, came a long way . love to see it
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@kitfopapi
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It’s those who don’t live in Ethiopia that have the biggest mouth.
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@kitfopapi
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I like it when comedians get together
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The entire country is in utter chaos, and this man child is chilling with Steve Harvey.
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@kitfopapi
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Wife : “Wake up, its 8” Me: They scored another?
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@kitfopapi
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@kitfopapi
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Okay , @iamcardib 💵 I see you... 👀 #Money
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@kitfopapi
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Ethiopia is battling the pandemic by ignoring it.
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@kitfopapi
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Man asked me “ጦርነቱን ትከታተላለህ ?” like it’s an HBO series
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@kitfopapi
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This was me once 😭
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@kitfopapi
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Hi @ethiotelecom , I have opted for Amharic and English as my language preference several times at your customer service phone line. All times I’m received by Oromifa speaking employees who are the rudest bunch to say the least, refuse to reroute me and at times would even hang up
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@kitfopapi
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Abiy is a social experiment to see how patient a country can be.
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@kitfopapi
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This is a reminder that a civil war was celebrated in Ethiopia.
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@kitfopapi
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4 years
Y’all noticed how Twitter olf been a bit quiet since internet was out in Mekelle ?
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@kitfopapi
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Habesha Women are way out of our league fellas!
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@kitfopapi
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If we were attractive, we would have been on Instagram
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@kitfopapi
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Abiy just trynna arrest 1,000,000 diasporas from hookah bars
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@kitfopapi
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Ethiopian muslims make me cringe. How is this a religious thing for you. They don’t even consider you human.
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@kitfopapi
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Also, The Dictator is by far the funniest movie of all time.
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@kitfopapi
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On this episode of why I will never delete Instagram
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@kitfopapi
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It’s easy to talk shit when you are not in Ethiopia. 😂
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@kitfopapi
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Time to change all our headers🇪🇹
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@kitfopapi
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My future wife probably on the phone with another guy thinking she is marrying him, ዝጊው የኔ ጅል አይቁጠርብሽ።
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@kitfopapi
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ATMs charging money to take my own money is the greatest capitalist fraud.
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@kitfopapi
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Guess we are calling it ‘wef’
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@kitfopapi
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Wallah I don’t get why diasporas even visit Ethiopia, all you niggas do is complain and insult everyone here and act so superior.
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@kitfopapi
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Take her out to coffee everyday, the dopamine and serotonin release will give her a responsive addiction to you. Thank you Pavlov 🙏🏾
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@kitfopapi
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Abiy needs to tell Rihanna to release an album.
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@kitfopapi
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Every ጥቅምት
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@kitfopapi
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If you actually listened to Abiy he is telling you OLF next target is Addis.
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@kitfopapi
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የትኛው ጎጃሜ ነው ግን ዳኛውን የደፋው?
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@kitfopapi
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I say I’m okay, but sometimes I just wish Mikaya was still alive
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@kitfopapi
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Found this leaked Obama video l
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@kitfopapi
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3 years
MBC 2 had a different hold on us
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@kitfopapi
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If you remember this move also the name yep we defiantly are best friend 😂
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@kitfopapi
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I was late for Asr, but look what I have found ❤️
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@kitfopapi
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Abiy is so bad bro, he is also demolishing Atheist churches #SaveFendika 🤣
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@kitfopapi
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Okay, Addis is crowded, can you diasporas get back to y’all country?
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@kitfopapi
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Wait, public kissing is punishable up to 8 years? 😭😭😭
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@kitfopapi
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Half the city went to Meles’s funeral and now y’all shitting on him 😂 dfkm
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@kitfopapi
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Are you still pretending your favorite food is shiro?
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@kitfopapi
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Now do you see why they say we are trash? 💔
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@kitfopapi
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ሮፍናን እንደምትሰሙ ጌታን ብትሰሙ ኖሮ...
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@kitfopapi
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Teddy diss track just dropped. Abiy has 24 hours to respond
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@kitfopapi
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Ethiopia is a social experiment to see how much abuse people can take? Wdym people can only pay with just one app for gas??
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@kitfopapi
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Only a World Cup win could unite Ethiopia
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@kitfopapi
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Y’all remember the dogs I told you about... well. 😭
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@kitfopapi
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እንኳን ማርያም ማረችሽ ቬሮኒካ።
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@kitfopapi
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3 years
Live scenes from Mekdela
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@kitfopapi
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Jawar was calm for an hour and we are forgetting what he said for the past decade? Man didn’t say Addis Ababa once and you could literally single out phrases a certain man used his whole life in the interview. But hey, Abiy fooled you for years, it’s this man’s turn now. 🙈🎉💀
@EliasMeseret
ᴇʟɪᴀꜱ ᴍᴇꜱᴇʀᴇᴛ
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ጃዋር መሀመድ አሁን ላይ የደረሰበት የስክነት፣ ብስለት እና እውቀት ደረጃ ያስደንቃል፣ ከጋዜጠኛ ደረጄ ጋር ያደረጉት ቃለ-መጠይቅ ድንቅ ነበር። በግሌ እንደማስበው ከዚህ ቀደም የተናገሩት አወዛጋቢ እና ሁሉንም የማያስማማ በርካታ ነገር ቢኖርም
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@kitfopapi
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Bitches unfollow you soon as you follow back, okay Beyoncé.
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@kitfopapi
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Good morning to girls under 5’6’’. The rest of you, morning nigga!
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@kitfopapi
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Okay we get it, you hate your father. Let us be tho 😭
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@kitfopapi
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Me acting like I didn’t just ask my friend to take a picture of me
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@kitfopapi
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Money buys happiness. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@kitfopapi
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All I’m saying is I’ve never seen a failed arrange marriage
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@kitfopapi
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Date her for a year and on the anniversary ask her why she doesn’t have a boyfriend.
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@kitfopapi
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Abeba Desalegn was ahead of her time
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@kitfopapi
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Ladies cashapp me 50$ for @perplexingninja ’s number
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@kitfopapi
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100 people killed in a monastery too
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@kitfopapi
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Tell her to ‘get ready at 7 and wear something nice’ and take her to wow burger.
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@kitfopapi
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Only in Ethiopia, does a traffic police actively contribute to a traffic jam.
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@kitfopapi
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Repeat after me; we are not well informed nor exposed enough to constitute an opinion on the politics of Ethiopia.
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@kitfopapi
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The accuracy of everything 😭😭😭😭😭
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@kitfopapi
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Addis drivers treat the lane lines like decoration
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@kitfopapi
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@bombmerica
yoshi bomb 😘
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Can I see what y’all parents look like????
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@kitfopapi
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Inshallah one day Ethiopians will celebrate our independence form the Ethiopian government like the Eritreans.
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@kitfopapi
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@kitfopapi
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In the bathroom, just like it’s daddy 😩
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@kitfopapi
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Free Jawar too nigga tf
The flag: The face:
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@kitfopapi
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Dark skin, light skin, ceramic tile skin, we all trash.
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@kitfopapi
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ነገ ሻወር እንዳንረሳ ጎበዝ
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@kitfopapi
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ከአውተብስ ተራ ተረካክበውት እኮ ነው ...ሚስኪን
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@kitfopapi
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Have you tried launching it in Addis Ababa @ethiotelecom ?
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@kitfopapi
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Can we extend this no handshake thing beyond the Corona thing?
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@kitfopapi
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May all my niggas’ beard connect this year inshallah 🤲🏽
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@kitfopapi
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Took out my anger
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@kitfopapi
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I gave my nigga a fade.
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@kitfopapi
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You are not Ethiopian if you call them እንቁራሪት
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@kitfopapi
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My goat unemployed and writing a cover letter, while their goat winning the World Cup final.
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@kitfopapi
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While millions fell to famine and drought , your precious King was busy buying 200 Mercedeses. Don’t even come around here with the Hailesilase bullshit around here. May be rot in hell.
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@kitfopapi
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Please tell people over on Instagram “😭” means I’m laughing.
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@kitfopapi
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We saw Tom Brady, Serena Williams , Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Lewis Hamilton, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Messi, Kobe, Lebron, Curry, Usain Bolt, Kenenisa and Tirunesh
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@kitfopapi
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Cloudy Addis the best Addis 🥲
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@kitfopapi
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A grown man married to a white woman, always talking shit about Ethiopia, your self hate is showing dawg.
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@kitfopapi
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Wallah there is no problem the Quran won’t fix
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@kitfopapi
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Ethiopia deadass celebrated a civil war 😭
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@kitfopapi
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3 years
The flag The face
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@kitfopapi
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1 year
This the same guy Fidel Castro told “Don’t kill your people”
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@SaronSaricho
𝐒𝔞ሮን 🇪🇹🕊
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ጀግናውና ሀገር ወዳዱ መሪ መንግሥቱ ኃይለማርያም ፤ ባለህበት ሰላም ሁን። ✍🇪🇹
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@kitfopapi
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Once I become a diaspora and have my glow up, it’s over for y’all.
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@kitfopapi
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Zendaya ain’t even it , y’all just horny.
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@kitfopapi
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Tf all diasporas doing here man. It’s too crowded. Go back to your country.
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@kitfopapi
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ዛሬ ዲያስፖራ ተደብቆ የሚበላውን በርገር በአደባባይ እዩልኝ ለማለት ወደ ቦሌ እየሄድኩ ነው።
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@kitfopapi
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He said barbieheimer
@yefelekebay
ኃይለማርያም/ ባንቴ
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Circle of life, I am off to my friend's wedding and he is off to his friends funeral. Life goes on...
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@kitfopapi
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I will forever love short girls, but y’all mad annoying.
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@kitfopapi
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OLF : Kills people The people: where is the military ? The military: Tap Tap….
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@kitfopapi
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Hello, @ethiotelecom wtf do I have to do to get an Amharic or English speaking call center agent ?????
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@kitfopapi
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All I know is that I ain’t meeting any of you in person
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@kitfopapi
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Woke up missing this bad boy
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