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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
2 years
why are you, as a grown man, getting a mocha cookie crumble frappuccino
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@kitetweetz
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4 years
idk why this charli domino and lil hoodie drama got me rolling like internet drama is usually so dumb but this one kinda got me invested like yes give us content for this quarantine queen and pls end his career, stan charli and dunkin donuts for clear skin
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@kitetweetz
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4 years
WHY AM I BARELY FINDING OUT THAT LA ROSA BARS ARE LOCALLY OWNED AND YOU CAN ONLY GET THEM IN BAKERSFIELD 😭
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@kitetweetz
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7 years
i say school is stressful but im out here chillen on my phone in class like i dont have work to do
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@kitetweetz
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2 years
@infernowolf24 they are great but NOT for you 🙄 u should be getting a plain iced coffee or something
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@kitetweetz
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2 years
to all the women coming for me dont forget to buy your man a frappe today 🥺🥺❤️❤️
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@kitetweetz
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5 years
school’s in Bakersfield should have closed today with the air quality, absolutely ridiculous to be sending any age to school in these conditions
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
7 years
goodmorning to everyone except that rosedale girl
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@kitetweetz
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1 year
always a thieves fan no matter what 🫶 @100T_Esports @100Thieves @higround
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@kitetweetz
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11 years
zendaya was P E R F E C T @Zendaya http://t.co/WTAraRntDR
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
Me at the Duffer Brothers studio begging to get casted as Robin’s gf in season 4 #StrangerThings
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
HOW MANY TIMES DOES HANNAH B HAVE TO SAY SHES COLD BEFORE ONE OF THESE GUYS FINALLY GIVES HER THEIR JACKET, THE FIRST GUY THAT GIVES IT TO HER HAS MY FULL SUPPORT #TheBachelorette
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
everyone in bakersfield was begging for summer weather and now it’s 100 is this what y’all fucking WANTED??!!
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
that earthquake the only thing making my bed rock
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
7 years
EAST SIDE has the bluffs EAST SIDE has hills you can drive up on and see city lights and mountains EAST SIDE has MILLION dollar views
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
my sisters wanted me to make them a cake so i did ❤️
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
1 year
@AllenbyHarry it sounds like you dont have many women in your life, women and men can mesh together very well in a VIDEO GAME gender does not limit chemistry, mel has many pro male friends that im sure would be ecstatic to compete with her and are rooting her on thru these speculations rn.
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
8 years
BHS is having prom RHS is having riots HHS has a lake what a time to be alive
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@kitetweetz
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3 years
@Zendaya WE WANT IT NOW.
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
when insta is down so you can’t complain on your finsta <<<<
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
if i got covid and lost my sense of taste and smell i simply would go on an apple cider vinegar cleanse and get skinnty ✨🧚
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
i have confetti in my hair
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
hey if you’re reading this i love you and your life and let’s keep passing around positivity because we don’t know what tomorrow holds! so why not spread a smile and make everyone’s tomorrow just a little bit better :) love u, u guys are cute
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
@aotdts @KalaniHilliker @Kk_Vertes PLSSS NOT THE BACK GROUND DANCERS !!!! I AM DECEASED 😭😭😭
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
7 years
im too ready for friday nights at football games
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
going to target on the east side makes me so nervous what if i run into y’all 😫😫😫😫😫😫
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
6 years
girls @ sixflags are looking at me sideways bc they think im looking at their mans honey im looking at YOU
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
3 years
WHEN TF IS CHICK-FIL-A GONNA OPEN BACK UP 😐
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
3 years
if you have covid PLEASE DONT GO TO STARBUCKS FOR A MEDICINE BALL. stop exposing workers. send someone else in. the amount of maskless people i see a day, coughing up a storm, trying to buy a tea is fucking insane.
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@kitetweetz
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5 years
when you get through all of Valley Plaza without getting stopped by the kiosk counters asking you if you want a sample
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
Kinda rude that money keeps leaving my bank account when I buy things????
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
🍀🍀🍀
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
8 years
i cant stand parents who cant control their children in public its soo annoying when they are running around and screaming
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
can’t believe none of my professors have cancelled class yet, so inconsiderate, im in shambles
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
thinking about how pretty soft greens are <3
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
i went to Trader Joe’s today & asked an employee for help finding a product & she pulled out a note pad saying she was deaf and asked if i could write on it, i wrote my item and she helped me so quick. i know how to say thank u in ASL and when i signed it she looked SO HAPPY 🥺🥺
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
3 years
as the first born daughter, im actually a mom
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
WE ARE IN QUARANTINE!! SLIDE IN THOSE DMS!! THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE, WE ALL DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO!! U WONT SEE THEM AT SCHOOL TOMORROW U, U DONT HAVE TO LINK BECAUSE WE ARE IN LOCKDOWN! SECURE UR BOO DURING QUARANTINE AND THEN HANG OUT AFTER AND HAVE A HAPPY SUMMER! FUCK IT
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
2 years
wedding pics 🥂
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
i think we ALL have a crush on Zendaya
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
hey Chipman kids y’all remember Ms. Doolittle??!! What in the dickens is she doing today... thinking bout her
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
College : expensive Gas: expensive Groceries: expensive Living: expensive Dying: expensive THIS. AINT. IT.
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
3 years
STOP ASKING ME EDWARD OR JACOB BITCH I LIKE ALICE !!!!!
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
3 years
happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈 i came out 7 years ago and was physically and mentally abused as a response. im begging you all to not have kids unless you promise to love them unconditionally. spread love always :)
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
attendance shouldn’t affect your grade in college... i pay to be here and if i want to give myself the day off, i’m going to give myself the day off.
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
7 years
The Highland v. East game is the most important game of the year
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
hi... i just wanted to announce that my pronouns are she/they now. love you guys 🤍
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
3 years
the pain
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
3 years
another year of confetti egg pics
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
if you are super behind in your online classes and cannot focus in your home say i
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
if you breathe bakersfield air don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
1 year
@_demiaa same exact birthday and everything and we doing just fine🫶 over 2 years in
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
what i got out of my first year in college: - debt - a caffeine addiction - a really bad sleep schedule
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
I have an interview with Vans guys wish me luck !!!! 🥺🥺🥺
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
does anyone wanna kiss me before all of bakersfield gets blown away 🧍🏽
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
serving TIME IN JAIL because he and his friends and father are RAPISTS !!!!!!!!!!!
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
i’m not going to lie, i haven’t been feeling automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
7 years
y’all who’s trynna DIE this summer 18
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
3 years
i’m so mad that euphoria gave us NOTHING with that Cal flashback.. like where is derek now. did derek also marry a woman ?!! where is the full circle moment i need it NOW.
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
it’s valentine’s day and the only thing i’m f*cking is stupid 😍
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
5 years
👻👻👻BOO! Srry did i scare you??? 😂😂😂 it’s October 🎃👻 😈👽 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ send this 2 ur 5 sluttiest ghost bitches 😝😝 if u get 5 back ur a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest 👻 bitch on the block 🎃👯‍♀️🔥💀👻
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
i hate when girls tweet “i got my nipples pierced” and don’t post pics like girl SHOW us 🙄 i don’t believe u
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
7 years
i think your "educated" parents would be very disappointed at this tweet. too bad you didn't get their intelligence smh.
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
2 years
@secretsamasf @savvhanah when i used to work there, the men would always ask if there was a bigger size than a venti for the frappes and i-
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
you’re trying to tell me a WHOLE family is attacking a girl because of how she chose to tell her sexual assault story??? SHE TRUSTED YOUR DAUGHTER AND YOUR DAUGHTER CALLED HER AN ATTENTION SEEKER. the whole family needs to get checked. i’m embarrassed for them.
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
ABEL BOUT TO MAKE ME BUST 😫😫🙏🏼
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
4 years
🗣 if you didn’t sleep in the mud at highland or fuck up a good pair of shoes YOU DID NOT GO TO HIGHLAND
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@kitetweetz
kai ☽
7 years
ASB needs help which makes me happy to announce I will officially be back on by tomorrow
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