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Ned Fulmer is for Gen Z, John Mulaney is for Millenials, and Adam Levine is for Gen X
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@ali_sivi
They are going to announce that they are married and we still are never going to see them together
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Do I care about Dream? No. Am I still weirdly invested in this face reveal? Yes. Here he is, generic white boy for the month of October.
#dreamfacereveal
#dreamwastaken
#dream
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@Trey_Explainer
My grandpa was going through a list of girlfriends (heโs had a lot) and one of them was a man named Steve and he just kept going like he hadnโt just told us all that bisexuality was genetic
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@morganaOanagrom
T:Hey can I steal from you?
O:Hell no.
T:you said that in a rude way. Thatโs rude so Iโm going to do it anyway.
O:What? I said no!
T:Youโre overreacting. Iโm stealing from you right now.
O:Donโt
T:I donโt know what you were expecting, your house is right there ready to be stolen
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@lousatellites
@scarcrossdlover
Iโm glad Wattpad existed when I was 12 and Iโm glad ao3 existed when I was 15
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@guymrdth
You know her writing group stood around outside a restaurant and screamed when she gave them that line
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Anyone remember the Trypod episode where he talks about his Yale friend who writes for SNLโฆasking for a friend
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@kingbealestreet
It's a flute that she GOT PERMISSION to play and played it well. Plus she's not just some random person wanting to play, she cherishes and values the flute. This was important to her.
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@munsonsballad
He was so unprepared too, like you can tell how much he enjoys interacting with fans but he looks so tired. He needs like a spa weekend
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@becomingcry
I was thinking this the whole time, Nicholas is acting his entire ass off with the misery of a Victorian and Taylor definitely grew up in the age of the internet and yknow what it kind of works for me, I mean itโs a bit messy but it is kind of who the characters are no?
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@DRBrozyna
@Trey_Explainer
It was Steve not Stevie and I asked my mom about it later bc she hadnโt been thrown off by it bc she already knew that and said his name was Steven and that they even lived together for like a year
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What in God's name did ppl expect. He isn't ugly or pretty or whatever, he's just some normal dude. Plus his name is Clay so what did you really want from him?
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@WrittenByHanna
I literally just told this story ona different thread of an old friend (really unsure about that now) who hopes her baby is a boy bc she knows she will be jealous bc her husband should only love and hold one girlโฆ
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@ask_aubry
โYou donโt love me because you donโt do everything I want you to do right then and thereโ is insane, itโs like he said the quiet part out loud and expected her to be okay with it
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Also "these aren't for millenials" "idk who he is and i'm____". I don't give a fuck.
the point is these men are idiots with hot wives and I want to punch them in the face and need help from the other generations.
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@ladidaix
@jaubreyYT
Why not both. Prison entertainment talk show? Like thatโs never been done right?
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@KeithHabs
Yeah it's tone deaf. It's like no one who wrote the sketch did any research on the situation. There are better ways to say "why should the public care about this when ppl are dying" then making it seem like you guys, who were actively effected, were overreacting, which you werent
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@EDDIEBEGlNS
Real people cannot queerbait. Itโs mostly young teens hiding behind a screen, most of whom are not even bisexuals. I hate it here. Iโm going to find and date all of their parents
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@theemilygwen
I never understand this possessive jealousy thing. My coworker needed a ride to work called 1, no gas, called the other who said he would but his girlfriend told him he wasnโt allowed to and that sheโd know bc sheโs watching his location, so coworker called me & we were both late
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THIS ISN'T EVEN THE TWT I THOUGHT WAS FUNNY. My funny twt was "The Try Guys Try Extramarital Affairs" which was just a twist on what everyone else was saying except i think the word extramarital is funnier. But no, you blew up this dumbass twt that I made high at 1 am
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@elfsponge
@remainsoflilies
That's what I was thinking. If he wanted to tell this story and do an allegory of pain or whatever the thought was, he's talented enough to set up a fake starlet and have us identify with her rather than us identifying w her bc of who we already know she is.
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@Ruby_Stevens
Wes Anderson films are weirdly existential but it catches you by surprise bc itโs pretty and clearly choreographed
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@addankiudaykish
@brettgelman
I see you aren't follwing brett gelman on tiktok then. man is insane and does what he wants. Like the chaotic good to the chaotic evil that is howie mandel
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I hate that my first hit tweet is about men cheating on their wives, but ok. Welcome to my page, I just post half-baked opinions about shows you know and love.
Please go look what is going on in Armenia right now
and Iran
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@sarahschauer
Is this why ppl tell me their deepest secrets? because I'm a bisexual Taurus with a lot of visible tattoos?
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@nbcsnl
YOU GUYS BECKY SAYS SOMEONE HE KNOWS MIGHT WORK FOR SNL
Anyone remember the Trypod episode where he talks about his Yale friend who writes for SNLโฆasking for a friend
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@celesitial
Dogs donโt know that they are going to be high and it scares them and if it scares them enough it can give them a heart attack, people need to call pet poison control according to vet techs
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@pawprimt
"oooo you're smiling. Who are you texting?" it's my housemate group chat. We're sending memes that say Piss and Booba over pictures of our favorite celebrities.
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@malewifediego
idk I mean personally it always seemed like viktor was in a fugue or dissociative state where he had no control, but Allison still had control. I pretty much seem to agree with this though, I think it just maybe isn't that easy. I don't like her SA plot w Luther and her husband
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@ali_sivi
Yeah I kind of want that to happen now. I want to forever be unsure of if they are together or not
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@selbyhatestwt
because it does. i will fight you on that. bestie. do it. put the flannel around your waist, we all know you want to. live your best life. 2014 was a good year
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@spiralofcolors
Jamie just needed a hug from his mom and Roy also needed a hug from Jamieโs mom
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@Ari17954013
As soon as she was given insight into her actions she jumped on it to fix them. It shows a great deal about who she is.
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@BlackWeebxo
He tied her comp win, tied her DRs, broke her Veto record, and has his own iconic moment. He really was the modern Janelle. King and Queen of the Veto. I know she's gonna be sad he's out
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@joblessthursday
It disappoints me the killing stalking got the wrong type of attention, it should have been praised more as a horror and psych thriller (bc itโs phenomenally done in that respect) but instead ppl took it and ran with it in a completely different way that the author didnโt want
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@DrakeGatsby
If the crime could be in a Wes Anderson movie and I can wear a fun little outfit and commit it to a jaunty little tune, i don't see the issue
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@frazbelina
Yes. The best scripts Iโve written have come from being with other writers. If itโs them reading it and changing things or just being able to punch up jokes in the moment with them, things are better when you have multiple opinions and experiences in the room
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@josabelgfs
My best friend kept whispering โthey are going to end up in juvie, thatโs how the movie ends full circleโ every single time they did something borderline illegal
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@TripperClancy
Writers are working like what 5 weeks and then nothing for months or years, one of my college professors made 30k on a writers room and was unable to get another writer job for almost 3 years after than adding up to a whopping 10k a year while rent is quite often 3k a month
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@WrittenByHanna
Me too! Like if she has a girl then thatโs her DAD. Itโs baffling but thereโs literally nothing I can do abt it rn we donโt even know if itโs a boy or girl rn
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@OpenAirPreacher
@joshuatbassett
The word homosexual was not in the Bible until 1946. Before that it was โman should not lie with manโ EXCEPT that the first word for man and the second word for man were completely different words that actually are more correct as man and boy, itโs a warning against pedophilia
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@JackieWarner13
@nbcsnl
Yeah, there are ways to say "why should this matter to the greater public" without making it seem like they were over reacting. They've done it before, idk snl is in their transition phase again and it sucks
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@eatitkatie
The actors have to keep working, but if they change a line or rewrite anything even to โmake it betterโ they are scabs. I donโt care that they have to keep acting itโs their lives, but they donโt have to go above and beyond for a corp who probably isnโt paying them a lot either
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@AlexWW1701
@DoctorJonPaul
@elmercc3
I mean I personally lose all respect for people who cheat and always stop hanging out with them and if they are a celeb I stop watching things they are in so yes. Idk I just feel like this makes sense to me
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@successtextpost
Honestly even if this was someoneโs first great show thatโs not shameful and something to be teased about what if they donโt watch tv or they are young itโs so condescending and unfair to try to make them feel bad about missing โquality tvโ
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@josabelgfs
Do they think that we think murder is good bc we liked a silly little ending murder movie bc itโs not like is real. The movie is camp and fun and unrealistic like what are they expecting, a historical expose?
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@FilmUpdates
The way this is phrased makes it seem like Greta and Margot had a makeover montage with Ryan
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@HoustonMH1757
@alexgcdiaz
I would have enjoyed being able to have Rafael Luna and Richardโs and that whole actual situation explored in length
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@JUNlPER
He also usually has everyone living in like one hotel, bill murray had his stuff shot in like one day and he still came to hang out for a while bc he loved doing that so much
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@bluegreytan
Iโm taking bets that Conner dies ๐ and that she and buck raise this child together and fall in love bc an exec saw what we loved about buddie and said โno โค๏ธ but take this as a treat, itโs the same right?โ
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@timmrush
My mom is Gen X and liked Adam Levine and my mom's a bitch so there you go (she would think it was funny to be called a bitch so don't worry about her)
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@kendallhosseini
We all thought she was pregnant in the show before sarah even got pregnant right? Like I remember everyone being convinced of it
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@IvanTheDonOfLou
@Trey_Explainer
Jesus christ man are you okay? I was hoping that the bisexuality was IMPLIED and that NO ONE HAD TO ASK. It's unfortunately not even a fake story it was weird and he was in a hottub and I was very uncomfortable w it. Plus my MOM is bisexual AND I am, thats why I said genetic.
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@bludpudding
"Do you want to fuck shit up by driving an ice cream truck to mess with our brothers?" Tackles all three dreams of Diego's. Fucking shit up. Messing with the brothers. And the objective dream of all of us that is driving an ice cream truck
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@saintlikegfw
I feel like he would be far more successful if he let this go, I liked him in the flash so idk
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@onourmama
@byirse
I mean no, it's not queerbaiting, its their-specific-relationship-baiting though
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@TiffGriff10
If he is in the f2, I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want a compilation of him saying "if this is a 750k muffin then so be it" and then jasmine putting Taylors key in
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@DEANAGEDlRTBAG
I do not think they would have been friends. I do think they would have slept together but not until they were like mostly past these phases and dealing w toxic masculinity
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@cuddlyspring
Right!!!?????? I can only hope that still playing him surrounded by a cast of friends that love him is healing for him and can remain a safe place
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@TedLassoisaVibe
@AnthonySHead
Humanizing him a bit also made the juxtaposition w Rebeccaโs victory stronger
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@girIfaiI
And steve is saying "he's not so bad really" but not pushing back at all and even laughing when she talks about how his hair is no where near as good as Steve's
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@guymrdth
Even if it was on the nose and cringey they were excited bc that howโs nerds are. Iโm projecting
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@GAYLANDTOO
@KlTSNELSON
Literally came to say exactly this lmao. Kit's biggest fan and worst enemy is one Joe Locke
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@abdullahosmn
You guys know that โperiodโ was a thing before this last decade. Itโs not just a โtiktokโ thing, it might be for him, but Martin Scorsese absolutely understands.
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@Coll3enG
Keep lights off until it starts getting dark and use fans if you can take it. If you can put ice and cold water in a bucket behind like a box fan itโll take the cold and blow it most of the time. Then use that water for pets, plants, and washing and use electric and gas afterdark
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@zedonarrival
Like we are used to it but they are experiencing it for the first time, itโs like slowly heating up your bath w you in it, weโve been sitting in hot water for a while and are fine but they went from cold to hot and canโt just get out
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@deadsbirth
I had a channel called Ducky Summertime. Made a video for helping kids entering middle school and I tied a white ribbon in my hair to look like a streak, wore bright red lipstick, and blue sunglasses. I got one "wtf" comment and took the video down and deleted the account
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@JanetScoop
@itspatty_b
@siyyaninaas
TEA itโs like she makes a bunch of alternate universes just to see what would happen if they ended up together and as much as I donโt really like her if I was her best friend and she asked me if it was delusional I would say no and cheer her on soโฆ..
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@CATACLYSMICEVIE
Have you ever autotranslated a smut in another language? I read skin stick once and nearly had an aneurysm
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@angelicbyler
100% he's seen it. He and Millie probably went through it like "oh yeah that makes sense" and "that is the dumbest evidence ever" and then yelled about being the main love interest for 20 minutes as they should. True best friends hate each other/srs
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@vivianjule03
@shayyyyz
@nbcsnl
Yes, one joke on Weekend Update would have actually been great bc it would have been a jab about the married white guy and somehow it would have been a jab about Colin in the end
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@annethegnome
Yeah when I was explaining how I felt crushes on girls my mom was like โwe all feel that way sometimes, I have a girl crush on my friend Janeโ and five years later she decided sexuality was fluid and that she was probably bisexual so
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@Wildfyrewarning
@imnotjuIes
@historicalfits
Or even the makeup they do or the way their face is angled looks like they are wearing a makeup that didnโt exist, like if someone looks like they are wearing highlighter and bronzer even naturally feels off even if those things existed back then, itโs the Tiffany problem
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@fatfabfeminist
Itโs like that guy who clears up really overgrown yards and sidewalks for free bc his income is from the videos he makes doing them
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ALL MEN HAVE IS THE AUDACITY
this twt has been dedicated to ned fulmer, john mulaney, adam levine, and ever other mediocre looking man who has cheated on their hot asf wife
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@yaritza1095
@myonnaslibrary
Man will be first in line to see this and every movie sheโs in and in return she will be first in line for everything heโs in. By all accounts they seem obsessed with each other
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@cekikiwrites
@bashfoal
My friend is pregnant and she said she hopes itโs a boy bc she doesnโt think she could deal with her husband caring about a girl that isnโt her ๐คจ I just didnโt know how to move past that but also I pegged her as a boy mom when we were 14.
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@KaylaAncrum
The stories are sweaters we made for our friends, we arenโt expecting payment and they arenโt good when massed produced. If someone wants to commission a story they want to pay us for a hobby and thatโs incredible but itโs a free archive not a fucking Walmart
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@patiencezalanga
I grew up in a white Christian church and we would read the Bible translated we would use Allah for God. It was often in the footnotes of annotated stuff too.
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