Every single time that I see this bag in my office, I think: “Wow. It must have cost a pretty penny to personalize these bags.”

Insomniac doom googling did not turn out how I expected.

"Do not give in to your righteous anxieties. Our heroes have never left us. All the good that ever was, it is still here. You were born for this time." - Cherri Foytlin /end

"Wow. You're really at misanthropy level 11 tonight." --honest third party

Not the TikTok shop coming in hard at me with this ad.

@realesttheorist CONGRATULATIONS!

Check in on your students today. They may be reeling too.

Hot take: No one is going to know if you choose not to watch the election results roll in and instead of watch reruns of your fav baking show.

Why did I come home from work when all that's here is bad exit poll data?

@jonleelawprof But you didn't loudly guffaw when it was said. Good on you for the self control.

The storms be storming in OK tonight

RT @ProfUnger: When I practiced law, I learned this valuable lesson that I share with my students. You can be a zealous advocate for your c…

“Can I get a lollipop after this?” Overheard my 16yo ask the vaccine lady at CVS :)

Getting ready to drop the kiddo off for his trip to Europe!

There is no better moment in life than your sister calling to invite you out for a visit!

Murphys law of Halloween. As soon as you’re ready to give up the hoards arrive.

Am I a generous T&T house or do I just want to run through my candy so I can call it a night? The world may never know.

@MonikaEhrman Thanks, Monika. Hope you and the girls have a fabulous Halloween!

@JessicaValenti Non ironic? For reals? Cannot even believe.